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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can kill a man with his stare.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is a real life superhero. He wears a costume and patrols the streets of Seattle on week nights. His superhero name is Super Stone.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    4 out of 5 dentists recommend Stone Gossard.
  • PearlJam24PearlJam24 Posts: 340
    Stone Gossard can fly a plane around the world...in his sleep
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    PearlJam24 wrote:
    Stone Gossard can fly a plane around the world...in his sleep
    Stone can do this without the plane
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • jshinjshin Posts: 1,759
    DS1119 wrote:
    4 out of 5 dentists recommend Stone Gossard.

    The fifth dentist, Dr. S. Gossard, is considered to be one of the most humble people on earth.
    I ain't got no fly'n shoes..




  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard never has to wait at a red light.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Rainbows appear after Stone Gossard has had a good cry.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard knows everything that is on the internet.
  • JC29856JC29856 Posts: 9,617
    ....gets my goat going
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is not required to have a passport to travel to foreign countries.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has never milked a cow in his life, but he could do it on his first try if he wanted to.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Lone Drawn MeteorLone Drawn Meteor Posts: 1,230
    Jesus loves me this I know.
    For Stone Gossard tells me so.
    "If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can read backwards.
  • RedMosquito22RedMosquito22 Posts: 8,158
    He can skip across a pond just because of his name.
    Member 164xxx

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard turned down an opportunity to be a crew member on the space shuttle...and that's why there is no more space shuttle.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Astronomers have just discovered a planet with two suns, 200 light years away. Stone Gossard could have told them that - he vacations there twice a year.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    STONE GOSSARD AND ALL THE BOYS TOOK ME TO HEAVEN LAST NIGHT!!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    STONE GOSSARD AND ALL THE BOYS TOOK ME TO HEAVEN LAST NIGHT!!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

    This has more than one interpretation, lol
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    STONE GOSSARD AND ALL THE BOYS TOOK ME TO HEAVEN LAST NIGHT!!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

    This has more than one interpretation, lol


    And your point is??? :lol:

    STONE GOSSARD AND PJ TOOK ME TO HEAVEN LAST NIGHT!!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:


    Is that more suitable? :lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    STONE GOSSARD AND ALL THE BOYS TOOK ME TO HEAVEN LAST NIGHT!!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

    This has more than one interpretation, lol


    And your point is??? :lol:

    STONE GOSSARD AND PJ TOOK ME TO HEAVEN LAST NIGHT!!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:


    Is that more suitable? :lol:

    Either way! :lol:

    Seeing them next week: 3 times!! :D
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    STONE GOSSARD AND ALL THE BOYS TOOK ME TO HEAVEN LAST NIGHT!!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

    This has more than one interpretation, lol


    And your point is??? :lol:

    STONE GOSSARD AND PJ TOOK ME TO HEAVEN LAST NIGHT!!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:


    Is that more suitable? :lol:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Either way! :lol:

    Seeing them next week: 3 times!! :D

    HAVE AN AMAZING TIME!!! I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Stone Gossard planted The General Sherman tree.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,582
    Stone taught the segul that trick ^^^^
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • simmers33simmers33 Posts: 228
    ...grabbed Jeff's boobs at PJ20. It made Ed laugh. Years later, Ed would admit a bit of jealousy!
    Good evening...
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    josevolution wrote:
    Stone taught the segul that trick ^^^^
    nice. 8-)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    STONE GOSSARD AND ALL THE BOYS TOOK ME TO HEAVEN LAST NIGHT!!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:


    Stone Gossard was not involved in this.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard is really 7 and a half feet tall and plays the shows like "Dorf on Golf"... Anyone remember that shit? just me? huh..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard makes sure he takes the time at least once a day to talk to a plant.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is your favorite member of Pearl Jam; and if he isn't, he fuckin should be.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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