Why Do I Know That Paris Hilton Is Out Of Jail????

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  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117
    i find Paris Hilton very attractive, physically.


    go ahead and flame me, a lady friend of mine recently did :rolleyes:
  • pickupyourwill
    pickupyourwill Posts: 3,135
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    Paris sent back to jail?
    http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=264863&GT1=7703
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Trau
    Trau Posts: 188
    Uncle Leo wrote:
    It's the market. It's what people want to hear about.

    (a sad commentary to be sure, but we want these businesses to serve their customers)

    You know, I disagree with that.

    I'd say it's what the media THINKS people want to hear about. I think most people don't give a shit.
    In the shadow of the light from a black sun
    Frigid statue standing icy blue and numb
    Where are the frost giants Ive begged for protection?
    I'm freezing

    Are you afraid, afraid to die
    Don't be afraid, afraid to try
  • VOLITION
    VOLITION Posts: 328
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Paris sent back to jail?
    http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=264863&GT1=7703

    KICK ASS!
    Look at the baby cry
    "it feels like it's the end of the world and we all got a good seat. you know -- step right up, get your tickets...here we go."

    - EV
  • not4u
    not4u Posts: 512
    paris can have all the money in the world, she's a piece of shit, i don't find her attractive at all. She's a dog.
    Still gotta admire her confidence, even though its ugly confidence.
    we don't want war, but we still want more?
  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    not4u wrote:
    paris can have all the money in the world, she's a piece of shit, i don't find her attractive at all. She's a dog.
    Still gotta admire her confidence, even though its ugly confidence.

    To each their own but I'd definitely let her blow me with coke on her tongue.
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • VOLITION
    VOLITION Posts: 328
    not4u wrote:
    paris can have all the money in the world, she's a piece of shit, i don't find her attractive at all. She's a dog.

    damn right. She's no more attractive then a toothless whore. The coverage that this pathetic bitch is getting is disgusting. Who the fuck cares about this slut, when there is a God Damn war going on!
    I think i'm going to be sick
    "it feels like it's the end of the world and we all got a good seat. you know -- step right up, get your tickets...here we go."

    - EV
  • TheGossman
    TheGossman Posts: 1,120
    Pacomc79 wrote:
    I can't get away from it. It's on every freaking medium I see. It's practically on billboards.

    This is not news. Wow, rich people get special priveledges because they can afford lawyers and payouts to judges and police departments (which is all they are after in non drug related traffic stops anyway)

    This is insanity. It is NOT news. It's barely interesting much less something to be upset about. I am more upset I know anything about it at all.

    There is no reason to despise or mock or give her any attention at all.

    Ahhh!!!! Even on Sports Talk radio. WHY IS THIS NEWS???????


    Give me a freaking Kucinich vs. Paul Debate you ninnies.

    the bars surrounding her prison cell were made out of penises and she managed to bite her way free!
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  • VOLITION
    VOLITION Posts: 328
    TheGossman wrote:
    the bars surrounding her prison cell were made out of penises and she managed to bite her way free!


    HA HA HA.
    Who was the comedian that ripped Paris as she sat in attendance at the MTV video Awards? She cut right into her calling her a slut and something about a penis cell?
    "it feels like it's the end of the world and we all got a good seat. you know -- step right up, get your tickets...here we go."

    - EV
  • not4u
    not4u Posts: 512
    VOLITION wrote:
    Who the fuck cares about this slut

    unfortunately alot of people, and becuase of her celebrity status and the way this is being presented, us.
    we don't want war, but we still want more?
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    VOLITION wrote:
    HA HA HA.
    Who was the comedian that ripped Paris as she sat in attendance at the MTV video Awards? She cut right into her calling her a slut and something about a penis cell?

    http://www.break.com/index/sarah-silverman-rips-on-paris-at-mtv-awards.html
  • pickupyourwill
    pickupyourwill Posts: 3,135
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    cutback wrote:
    http://www.break.com/index/sarah-silverman-rips-on-paris-at-mtv-awards.html

    Harsh. I don't care for Paris but that was really classless.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    Harsh. I don't care for Paris but that was really classless.


    yeah that definitely toed the line but paris had to know shit was gonna be thrown her way....she didn't have to attend....:o
  • TheGossman
    TheGossman Posts: 1,120
    cutback wrote:
    yeah that definitely toed the line but paris had to know shit was gonna be thrown her way....she didn't have to attend....:o

    thats what I was thinking too, Sarah is def. a harsh commedian
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    cutback wrote:
    yeah that definitely toed the line but paris had to know shit was gonna be thrown her way....she didn't have to attend....:o

    That's true. But it doesn't excuse anyone else's actions either way.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • TheGossman
    TheGossman Posts: 1,120
    TheGossman wrote:
    thats what I was thinking too, Sarah is def. a harsh commedian

    comedian......I can't spell
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    TheGossman wrote:
    comedian......I can't spell

    I spell for shit, too. :p

    Any luck finding a Pumpkin's ticket?
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • cincybearcat
    cincybearcat Posts: 16,889
    chadwick wrote:
    enlighten us on reality in the joint?
    tell us about your version of reality in a jail house.
    and or your version of reality in a prison.
    and how paris is not greasing the sheriff, attorneys, judges.
    reality is jail/prison sucks.
    reality is you fuck up you go to either or both.
    reality is she is a pamper lil baby who's been handed everything
    her entire fuckin bunk ass life.
    a lil jail time would do paris hilton a world of good.
    she needs to be humbled.
    maybe some 280 pound bulldike might find paris (thats hot) in the shower
    she'll get every other day.
    im not sayin i want paris or any convict hurt.
    she needs an eye opener.

    Spare me the babble.
    hippiemom = goodness

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