Why Do I Know That Paris Hilton Is Out Of Jail????

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  • cincybearcat
    cincybearcat Posts: 16,962
    chadwick wrote:
    so if i go to jail because im not rich i get no, zero, zip, special treatments?
    this is insane.
    that means this paris hilton broad is so much better than I am.
    you're out of your mind..


    I'm out of my mind because I feel she should go back to jail, but I understand that because she is famous she might be a target for the other inmates?

    I think a bit of reality mixed in here would be good.
    hippiemom = goodness
  • VictoryGin
    VictoryGin Posts: 1,207
    cincybearcat wrote:
    I'm out of my mind because I feel she should go back to jail, but I understand that because she is famous she might be a target for the other inmates?

    I think a bit of reality mixed in here would be good.

    i thought it was a 'medical issue' that might 'spread' if she didn't get released.

    totally herpes.

    and now i get the cover, she's back in court, not jail. ah, why did i need to clarify that.
    if you wanna be a friend of mine
    cross the river to the eastside
  • cincybearcat
    cincybearcat Posts: 16,962
    VictoryGin wrote:
    i thought it was a 'medical issue' that might 'spread' if she didn't get released.

    totally herpes.

    and now i get the cover, she's back in court, not jail. ah, why did i need to clarify that.


    Not sure, haven't heard anything since last night...when they were saying she was having a breakdown...maybe they meant breakout. ;)
    hippiemom = goodness
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    so now every fucking channel in la and i think all the news networks are covering her "motorcade" to court......this is really sick.....:mad:
  • VictoryGin
    VictoryGin Posts: 1,207
    cincybearcat wrote:
    Not sure, haven't heard anything since last night...when they were saying she was having a breakdown...maybe they meant breakout. ;)

    i think you're on to something. :)

    edit: . . . i just hope it's not her.
    if you wanna be a friend of mine
    cross the river to the eastside
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    cincybearcat wrote:
    I'm out of my mind because I feel she should go back to jail, but I understand that because she is famous she might be a target for the other inmates?

    I think a bit of reality mixed in here would be good.

    you are silly so silly.
    i am a target to other inmates to.
    just like you are.
    hey, she's the one who throws herself at the cameras.
    she's the one throwing herself at a moving train.
    do the crime, do your fuckin time.
    walk the fuckin yard like a man/woman.
    shes a spoiled coward.
    fuck that.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    cincybearcat wrote:
    I'm out of my mind because I feel she should go back to jail, but I understand that because she is famous she might be a target for the other inmates?

    I think a bit of reality mixed in here would be good.

    enlighten us on reality in the joint?
    tell us about your version of reality in a jail house.
    and or your version of reality in a prison.
    and how paris is not greasing the sheriff, attorneys, judges.
    reality is jail/prison sucks.
    reality is you fuck up you go to either or both.
    reality is she is a pamper lil baby who's been handed everything
    her entire fuckin bunk ass life.
    a lil jail time would do paris hilton a world of good.
    she needs to be humbled.
    maybe some 280 pound bulldike might find paris (thats hot) in the shower
    she'll get every other day.
    im not sayin i want paris or any convict hurt.
    she needs an eye opener.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Rushlimbo
    Rushlimbo Posts: 832
    I think that if you have money and influence then you shouldnt have to go to jail. Some people are better because of their class status and shouldnt have to obey the laws that apply to the common people. That's life. I feel sorry for my sweety.

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    War is Peace
    Freedom is Slavery
    Ignorance is Strength
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    She was good in that movie... uh... "One night in Paris"... besides that I don't know what she's good for. :o
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    VictoryGin wrote:
    i think you're on to something. :)

    edit: . . . i just hope it's not her.


    He told me it was only a cold sore. :)
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Bwalker545
    Bwalker545 Posts: 162
    Ok, jail isnt fun so she gets out?! WTF I spent 3...3 days in jail not long at all but it sucked!! I highly doubt I could go to the warden and be like.. "Uhh you know, its like totally buming me out being here like totally, do you think that uhh, ya like I could maybe you know just like leave, and like see my shrink...like totally...."
    "Almost unconsciously he traced with his finger in the dust on the table: 2+2=5" 1984
  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    She led today's 5 p.m. SportsCenter.

    The anchor said, "So it's come to this. Paris Hilton was..."

    This has gone to far.
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    She led today's 5 p.m. SportsCenter.

    The anchor said, "So it's come to this. Paris Hilton was..."

    This has gone to far.


    pleeeaaassssee tell me you're kidding.......even if you have to lie.....
  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    cutback wrote:
    pleeeaaassssee tell me you're kidding.......even if you have to lie.....

    Dude, you're not gonna like my answer. Just forget I even said it. It never happened.



















    Except it did.
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • hippiemom
    hippiemom Posts: 3,326
    My husband just turned off the TV in disgust when one of the "news" networks was interviewing General Pace and asked him to stand by while they went to the breaking news on Paris Hilton. They actually kept the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs sitting there while they discussed this nonsense.

    Gen. Pace should have stood up and left.
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    hippiemom wrote:
    My husband just turned off the TV in disgust when one of the "news" networks was interviewing General Pace and asked him to stand by while they went to the breaking news on Paris Hilton. They actually kept the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs sitting there while they discussed this nonsense.

    Gen. Pace should have stood up and left.


    i'd say this is the biggest april fools joke ever but it's june.....and none of this coverage is remotely funny......:mad:
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    hippiemom wrote:
    My husband just turned off the TV in disgust when one of the "news" networks was interviewing General Pace and asked him to stand by while they went to the breaking news on Paris Hilton. They actually kept the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs sitting there while they discussed this nonsense.

    Gen. Pace should have stood up and left.


    'step up and forfeit your frontal lobe
    to the sexed up strobe of celebrity
    never mind that the nanoseconds in between
    are some of the darkest darkness you've ever seen'

    'cuz daddy knows best
    yes, this is the news
    in 90-second segments
    officially produced
    and aired again and again and again
    by the little black and white pawns
    of the network yes men
    while the stars are going out
    and the stripes are getting bent'
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    this reminds me of something.
    my brother had to do some time in the county jail.
    he was a diabetic and had kidney failure prior to his jail time.
    we did home dialysis for awhile.
    he did recieve a kidney and a pancreas.
    and was farely healthy for a dude in that kinda situation.
    he did his jail time, all of it, about a month or so.
    he did the work release thingy.
    get picked up by me every morning for work.
    he worked overtime to be out of jail longer tho too.
    when work was over i had to pick him up at his work.
    then take him back to the county jail.
    he was workin 12 hr days i believe.
    he had to pay a fee everyday to the jail.
    his meds everyday were very expensive.
    his medical issues were terrible, paris hilton is a whack job looser.
    my brother had prolly 20,000-30,000 dollars a month in medical expense.
    my bro was the nicest person you would ever have the privilege of knowing.
    paris hilton is a fuckin baby.
    and this system that let her out is nuts.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    chadwick wrote:
    this reminds me of something.
    my brother had to do some time in the county jail.
    he was a diabetic and had kidney failure prior to his jail time.
    we did home dialysis for awhile.
    he did recieve a kidney and a pancreas.
    and was farely healthy for a dude in that kinda situation.
    he did his jail time, all of it, about a month or so.
    he did the work release thingy.
    get picked up by me every morning for work.
    he worked overtime to be out of jail longer tho too.
    when work was over i had to pick him up at his work.
    then take him back to the county jail.
    he was workin 12 hr days i believe.
    he had to pay a fee everyday to the jail.
    his meds everyday were very expensive.
    his medical issues were terrible, paris hilton is a whack job looser.
    my brother had prolly 20,000-30,000 dollars a month in medical expense.
    my bro was the nicest person you would ever have the privilege of knowing.
    paris hilton is a fuckin baby.
    and this system that let her out is nuts.

    It's so backwards, people have forgotten how to see it in the correct sense.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    'step up and forfeit your frontal lobe
    to the sexed up strobe of celebrity
    never mind that the nanoseconds in between
    are some of the darkest darkness you've ever seen'

    'cuz daddy knows best
    yes, this is the news
    in 90-second segments
    officially produced
    and aired again and again and again
    by the little black and white pawns
    of the network yes men
    while the stars are going out
    and the stripes are getting bent'

    nice call

    great fucking song!

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