Why Do I Know That Paris Hilton Is Out Of Jail????

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  • Bwalker545Bwalker545 Posts: 162
    Ok, jail isnt fun so she gets out?! WTF I spent 3...3 days in jail not long at all but it sucked!! I highly doubt I could go to the warden and be like.. "Uhh you know, its like totally buming me out being here like totally, do you think that uhh, ya like I could maybe you know just like leave, and like see my shrink...like totally...."
    "Almost unconsciously he traced with his finger in the dust on the table: 2+2=5" 1984
  • PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    She led today's 5 p.m. SportsCenter.

    The anchor said, "So it's come to this. Paris Hilton was..."

    This has gone to far.
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    She led today's 5 p.m. SportsCenter.

    The anchor said, "So it's come to this. Paris Hilton was..."

    This has gone to far.


    pleeeaaassssee tell me you're kidding.......even if you have to lie.....
  • PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    cutback wrote:
    pleeeaaassssee tell me you're kidding.......even if you have to lie.....

    Dude, you're not gonna like my answer. Just forget I even said it. It never happened.



















    Except it did.
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    My husband just turned off the TV in disgust when one of the "news" networks was interviewing General Pace and asked him to stand by while they went to the breaking news on Paris Hilton. They actually kept the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs sitting there while they discussed this nonsense.

    Gen. Pace should have stood up and left.
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    hippiemom wrote:
    My husband just turned off the TV in disgust when one of the "news" networks was interviewing General Pace and asked him to stand by while they went to the breaking news on Paris Hilton. They actually kept the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs sitting there while they discussed this nonsense.

    Gen. Pace should have stood up and left.


    i'd say this is the biggest april fools joke ever but it's june.....and none of this coverage is remotely funny......:mad:
  • hippiemom wrote:
    My husband just turned off the TV in disgust when one of the "news" networks was interviewing General Pace and asked him to stand by while they went to the breaking news on Paris Hilton. They actually kept the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs sitting there while they discussed this nonsense.

    Gen. Pace should have stood up and left.


    'step up and forfeit your frontal lobe
    to the sexed up strobe of celebrity
    never mind that the nanoseconds in between
    are some of the darkest darkness you've ever seen'

    'cuz daddy knows best
    yes, this is the news
    in 90-second segments
    officially produced
    and aired again and again and again
    by the little black and white pawns
    of the network yes men
    while the stars are going out
    and the stripes are getting bent'
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    this reminds me of something.
    my brother had to do some time in the county jail.
    he was a diabetic and had kidney failure prior to his jail time.
    we did home dialysis for awhile.
    he did recieve a kidney and a pancreas.
    and was farely healthy for a dude in that kinda situation.
    he did his jail time, all of it, about a month or so.
    he did the work release thingy.
    get picked up by me every morning for work.
    he worked overtime to be out of jail longer tho too.
    when work was over i had to pick him up at his work.
    then take him back to the county jail.
    he was workin 12 hr days i believe.
    he had to pay a fee everyday to the jail.
    his meds everyday were very expensive.
    his medical issues were terrible, paris hilton is a whack job looser.
    my brother had prolly 20,000-30,000 dollars a month in medical expense.
    my bro was the nicest person you would ever have the privilege of knowing.
    paris hilton is a fuckin baby.
    and this system that let her out is nuts.
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  • chadwick wrote:
    this reminds me of something.
    my brother had to do some time in the county jail.
    he was a diabetic and had kidney failure prior to his jail time.
    we did home dialysis for awhile.
    he did recieve a kidney and a pancreas.
    and was farely healthy for a dude in that kinda situation.
    he did his jail time, all of it, about a month or so.
    he did the work release thingy.
    get picked up by me every morning for work.
    he worked overtime to be out of jail longer tho too.
    when work was over i had to pick him up at his work.
    then take him back to the county jail.
    he was workin 12 hr days i believe.
    he had to pay a fee everyday to the jail.
    his meds everyday were very expensive.
    his medical issues were terrible, paris hilton is a whack job looser.
    my brother had prolly 20,000-30,000 dollars a month in medical expense.
    my bro was the nicest person you would ever have the privilege of knowing.
    paris hilton is a fuckin baby.
    and this system that let her out is nuts.

    It's so backwards, people have forgotten how to see it in the correct sense.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    'step up and forfeit your frontal lobe
    to the sexed up strobe of celebrity
    never mind that the nanoseconds in between
    are some of the darkest darkness you've ever seen'

    'cuz daddy knows best
    yes, this is the news
    in 90-second segments
    officially produced
    and aired again and again and again
    by the little black and white pawns
    of the network yes men
    while the stars are going out
    and the stripes are getting bent'

    nice call

    great fucking song!
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    i find Paris Hilton very attractive, physically.


    go ahead and flame me, a lady friend of mine recently did :rolleyes:
  • pickupyourwillpickupyourwill Posts: 3,135
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  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • TrauTrau Posts: 188
    Uncle Leo wrote:
    It's the market. It's what people want to hear about.

    (a sad commentary to be sure, but we want these businesses to serve their customers)

    You know, I disagree with that.

    I'd say it's what the media THINKS people want to hear about. I think most people don't give a shit.
    In the shadow of the light from a black sun
    Frigid statue standing icy blue and numb
    Where are the frost giants Ive begged for protection?
    I'm freezing

    Are you afraid, afraid to die
    Don't be afraid, afraid to try
  • VOLITIONVOLITION Posts: 328
    Ahnimus wrote:

    KICK ASS!
    Look at the baby cry
    "it feels like it's the end of the world and we all got a good seat. you know -- step right up, get your tickets...here we go."

    - EV
  • not4unot4u Posts: 512
    paris can have all the money in the world, she's a piece of shit, i don't find her attractive at all. She's a dog.
    Still gotta admire her confidence, even though its ugly confidence.
    we don't want war, but we still want more?
  • PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    not4u wrote:
    paris can have all the money in the world, she's a piece of shit, i don't find her attractive at all. She's a dog.
    Still gotta admire her confidence, even though its ugly confidence.

    To each their own but I'd definitely let her blow me with coke on her tongue.
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • VOLITIONVOLITION Posts: 328
    not4u wrote:
    paris can have all the money in the world, she's a piece of shit, i don't find her attractive at all. She's a dog.

    damn right. She's no more attractive then a toothless whore. The coverage that this pathetic bitch is getting is disgusting. Who the fuck cares about this slut, when there is a God Damn war going on!
    I think i'm going to be sick
    "it feels like it's the end of the world and we all got a good seat. you know -- step right up, get your tickets...here we go."

    - EV
  • TheGossmanTheGossman Posts: 1,120
    Pacomc79 wrote:
    I can't get away from it. It's on every freaking medium I see. It's practically on billboards.

    This is not news. Wow, rich people get special priveledges because they can afford lawyers and payouts to judges and police departments (which is all they are after in non drug related traffic stops anyway)

    This is insanity. It is NOT news. It's barely interesting much less something to be upset about. I am more upset I know anything about it at all.

    There is no reason to despise or mock or give her any attention at all.

    Ahhh!!!! Even on Sports Talk radio. WHY IS THIS NEWS???????


    Give me a freaking Kucinich vs. Paul Debate you ninnies.

    the bars surrounding her prison cell were made out of penises and she managed to bite her way free!
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  • VOLITIONVOLITION Posts: 328
    TheGossman wrote:
    the bars surrounding her prison cell were made out of penises and she managed to bite her way free!


    HA HA HA.
    Who was the comedian that ripped Paris as she sat in attendance at the MTV video Awards? She cut right into her calling her a slut and something about a penis cell?
    "it feels like it's the end of the world and we all got a good seat. you know -- step right up, get your tickets...here we go."

    - EV
  • not4unot4u Posts: 512
    VOLITION wrote:
    Who the fuck cares about this slut

    unfortunately alot of people, and becuase of her celebrity status and the way this is being presented, us.
    we don't want war, but we still want more?
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    VOLITION wrote:
    HA HA HA.
    Who was the comedian that ripped Paris as she sat in attendance at the MTV video Awards? She cut right into her calling her a slut and something about a penis cell?

    http://www.break.com/index/sarah-silverman-rips-on-paris-at-mtv-awards.html
  • pickupyourwillpickupyourwill Posts: 3,135
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  • cutback wrote:

    Harsh. I don't care for Paris but that was really classless.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Harsh. I don't care for Paris but that was really classless.


    yeah that definitely toed the line but paris had to know shit was gonna be thrown her way....she didn't have to attend....:o
  • TheGossmanTheGossman Posts: 1,120
    cutback wrote:
    yeah that definitely toed the line but paris had to know shit was gonna be thrown her way....she didn't have to attend....:o

    thats what I was thinking too, Sarah is def. a harsh commedian
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  • cutback wrote:
    yeah that definitely toed the line but paris had to know shit was gonna be thrown her way....she didn't have to attend....:o

    That's true. But it doesn't excuse anyone else's actions either way.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • TheGossmanTheGossman Posts: 1,120
    TheGossman wrote:
    thats what I was thinking too, Sarah is def. a harsh commedian

    comedian......I can't spell
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  • TheGossman wrote:
    comedian......I can't spell

    I spell for shit, too. :p

    Any luck finding a Pumpkin's ticket?
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • cincybearcatcincybearcat Posts: 16,492
    chadwick wrote:
    enlighten us on reality in the joint?
    tell us about your version of reality in a jail house.
    and or your version of reality in a prison.
    and how paris is not greasing the sheriff, attorneys, judges.
    reality is jail/prison sucks.
    reality is you fuck up you go to either or both.
    reality is she is a pamper lil baby who's been handed everything
    her entire fuckin bunk ass life.
    a lil jail time would do paris hilton a world of good.
    she needs to be humbled.
    maybe some 280 pound bulldike might find paris (thats hot) in the shower
    she'll get every other day.
    im not sayin i want paris or any convict hurt.
    she needs an eye opener.

    Spare me the babble.
    hippiemom = goodness
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