SUCCESS!!! Nuke test is SUCCESS!!!

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  • RainDog
    RainDog Posts: 1,824
    fanch75 wrote:
    Me? I'd say that was a spot of political brilliance. See, Clinton is a smart man, maybe to the point of precognition. So, realizing that the Democratic party would be in trouble during the turn of the century, and that a Republican president would be in office from 01-09, he set North Korean on the track to detonate a nuke sometime during the 05-09 term. That way, the Rep. president would have been in office long enough for the whole country to look to him and say "what? Dude, what the hell? Why didn't you stop 'em?"

    Couple this with Clinton's nefarious "Sexy Student Page" hiring program and his convincing of Democratic pedophiles to join the Republican party and run for office, and you've got a master plan in effect. And this isn't about the '06 elections. No. See, soon people will be so over tired of hightened security and truly disturbing sex scandals (as opposed to the merely naughty ones) that they'll yern for the return of the halcion days of the Clinton years. Hilary will run for office and lead heavily in the polls. Then, shortly before the election, Bill will have her offed (we all know how good he is at offing people), and, like that one Congressman who's name I can't remember that died during election, the spouse will get the office out of sympathy. The 22nd Amendment will be repealed (all Republicans who want to hold on to their seats will be forced to vote for the repeal), and Bill Clinton, now refering to himself as the world's compatriot, or Comrad as it were, will be set up as president for life.

    The plan became clear to me when I realized he's hired George Lucas as his personal advisor. And you think Karl Rove has reach.....
  • fanch75
    fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    RainDog, I think you are on to something....brilliant!!!! Who knew that planting pedophiles and giving nukes to NK would bode so well!

    The big October surprise is yet to come...that Laura Bush has a secret little black book filled with the names & numbers of large black men.
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  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Jeremy2009 wrote:
    I think you should have researched a little bit more into where US and coalition forces are throughout the world. Many are in the Middle East and many are over throughout the entire Pacific theater. We live in interesting times.

    Oh stop it!! :rolleyes: You're making me feel like John Wayne!! :o (And by that I don't mean that all this gung ho war fever is making me wanna jump into some womens underwear!)
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Kim Jong-Il is a crazy and evil tryant in my view. He pursues nuclear weapons yet he can't even feed his own people. The non-proliferation treaty is just about dead in the water IMO.

    So are you saying that the Bush administration has been respecting the nuclear non-proliferation treaty? I think you need to dig a bit deeper my friend.
  • RainDog
    RainDog Posts: 1,824
    fanch75 wrote:
    RainDog, I think you are on to something....brilliant!!!! Who knew that planting pedophiles and giving nukes to NK would bode so well!
    Yes. But I fear that my knowledge of this plot only means that I'm not long for this world.

    Wait. I smell cheeseburgers coming down the hall. I must away!!
  • RainDog
    RainDog Posts: 1,824
    fanch75 wrote:
    The big October surprise is yet to come...that Laura Bush has a secret little black book filled with the names & numbers of large black men.
    Well, I'm not so sure that surprise is one of national interest. George might want to look into it, though.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    i would like to congratulate north korea on a successfiul nuclear test. let's hope they don't see the necessity of repeating such a test.
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  • i would like to congratulate north korea on a successfiul nuclear test. let's hope they don't see the necessity of repeating such a test.

    Maybe next they can master a successful agricultural test.
  • fanch75
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    RainDog wrote:
    Well, I'm not so sure that surprise is one of national interest. George might want to look into it, though.

    "Laura Bush has a secret lover, whose only identity is known as "Tyrone" at this time"
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Maybe next they can master a successful agricultural test.

    we can always also live in hope that no child anywhere, be it the largest democracy or the smallest dictatorship is victim to poverty or hunger. :)
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  • we can always also live in hope that no child anywhere, be it the largest democracy or the smallest dictatorship is victim to poverty or hunger. :)

    Hope won't feed anyone.
  • catefrances
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    Hope won't feed anyone.

    and neither will weapons.
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  • and neither will weapons.

    Correct -- and that begs the question why you're congratulating a backwards, pathetic nation for successfully testing a nuclear bomb.
  • catefrances
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    Correct -- and that begs the question why you're congratulating a backwards, pathetic nation for successfully testing a nuclear bomb.

    i feel they need our encouragement as much as the next country does. a loved country is a stable country afterall. :rolleyes: :p
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  • i feel they need our encouragement as much as the next country does.

    Encouragement implies a purpose or a goal. The purpose of a nuclear bomb is murder. I do not believe in encouraging murder.
    a loved country is a stable country afterall. :rolleyes: :p

    Love implies standards. If you "love" without standards, your love is no different than hate.
  • EVERY country having a nuclear bomb should dismantle them... then it would be easier to tell those trying to build new ones to stop, and it would be more possible to intervene to stop them, if they refuse to stop.
    Anyway sad sad world...
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  • it's also sad for the North Koreans, who are caught between the world doing nothing for them and hating them, and their own bloodthirsty power freaks megalomaniac stupid government doing nothing and hating them...
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    i feel the need at this point to say that i am a pacifist. and that it turns out i am not funny at all. or slightly amusing for that matter.
    i wasn't serious in anything i said about encouraging north korea in their quest nor am i supportive of any other country being nuclear armed or powered.

    and let us not forget that not all countries that are in possession of nuclear weapons or in the quest for such, are considered backwards or even pathetic. in fact some are considered to be examplars of democratic freedom. well at least in the eyes of their governments anyway.
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  • i feel the need at this point to say that i am a pacifist. and that it turns out i am not funny at all. or slightly amusing for that matter.
    i wasn't serious in anything i said about encouraging north korea in their quest nor am i supportive of any other country being nuclear armed or powered.

    and let us not forget that not all countries that are in possession of nuclear weapons or in the quest for such, are considered backwards or even pathetic. in fact some are considered to be examplars of democratic freedom. well at least in the eyes of their governments anyway.

    Now this is a post I can get on board with :)
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Now this is a post I can get on board with :)

    welcome aboard ffg. :)
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