Splendid. Pure class. You have yourself a reader![/quote]
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Shades of Joyce & Sterne - great opening sentence!! hahaha. What is it with you Irish and writing eh? You f*kin love to write like that! Very good! [/quote]
Auntie Joyce Joy
that which you fear the most, could meet you halfway....
peace,
jo
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"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
nothing beats a crazy mary live jam with a mike star spangled banner tag!
peace,
jo
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"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
now i may never know what troubles i could have been in LOL!
even shipping was included....drats
however, kat may have saved my sanity if not more..heheheeheeeeee
peace,
jo
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"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
Did you say you were Gypsy canoegirl? I saw a documentary recently about Gypsy songs and music - said how they were the great unheard songs. Tell us a few tales then.....
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nobody reads blogs but i read that one. and for whatever reason whilst reading the nick drake entry my mind wandered to lyras oxford and his dark materials.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Extinguish your name brand cigarette
please place your head
your entire top (tapping the top of his head) to shoulders
wedge it all in there
all of your face, your teeth
get them in there
ears in the hole
Do you feel warmth? (I do… and I’m scared)
It is warm and damp, yes? (yes, and I’m not…) SHUT YOUR FACE
NOW… this instant
Extinguish your name brand cigarette
please place your head
your entire top (tapping the top of his head) to shoulders
wedge it all in there
all of your face, your teeth
get them in there
ears in the hole
Do you feel warmth? (I do… and I’m scared)
It is warm and damp, yes? (yes, and I’m not…) SHUT YOUR FACE
NOW… this instant
You smell saltwater and green pastures, yes?
don't know what you were aiming for of course but immediately conjured up terrifying flashbacks of buffalo bill and hannibal lector....gulp... :?
peace,
jo
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
nobody reads blogs but i read that one. and for whatever reason whilst reading the nick drake entry my mind wandered to lyras oxford and his dark materials.
I've been thinking of that book quite a lot recently. Great series. The subtle knife.... whooooo
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Extinguish your name brand cigarette
please place your head
your entire top (tapping the top of his head) to shoulders
wedge it all in there
all of your face, your teeth
get them in there
ears in the hole
Do you feel warmth? (I do… and I’m scared)
It is warm and damp, yes? (yes, and I’m not…) SHUT YOUR FACE
NOW… this instant
You smell saltwater and green pastures, yes?
don't know what you were aiming for of course but immediately conjured up terrifying flashbacks of buffalo bill and hannibal lector....gulp... :?
You people are weird
Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
Send my credentials to the house of detention
Extinguish your name brand cigarette
please place your head
your entire top (tapping the top of his head) to shoulders
wedge it all in there
all of your face, your teeth
get them in there
ears in the hole
Do you feel warmth? (I do… and I’m scared)
It is warm and damp, yes? (yes, and I’m not…) SHUT YOUR FACE
NOW… this instant
You smell saltwater and green pastures, yes?
don't know what you were aiming for of course but immediately conjured up terrifying flashbacks of buffalo bill and hannibal lector....gulp... :?
You people are weird
buffalo tucked his package between his legs and made suits out of the skin of the women he abducted and murdered... whilst lecter just ate parts of his victims... now whos weird???
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Extinguish your name brand cigarette
please place your head
your entire top (tapping the top of his head) to shoulders
wedge it all in there
all of your face, your teeth
get them in there
ears in the hole
Do you feel warmth? (I do… and I’m scared)
It is warm and damp, yes? (yes, and I’m not…) SHUT YOUR FACE
NOW… this instant
You smell saltwater and green pastures, yes?
don't know what you were aiming for of course but immediately conjured up terrifying flashbacks of buffalo bill and hannibal lector....gulp... :?
You people are weird
i know that tremors, but what are you saying here, that you are NOT? ???? well....like, that's just like, your opinion, man....hehehheeee
peace,
jo
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
Christmas music being played on the local radio station.... :shock:
best time of year! :thumbup: :thumbup: :wave:
peace,
jo
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
Christmas music being played on the local radio station.... :shock:
best time of year! :thumbup: :thumbup: :wave:
not so soon though,....
never too soon, well, july is too soon, but once it gets chilly outside, its time! i've been whistling winter wonderland for weeks now! i love it.
peace,
jo
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"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
I actually passed myself in a shop window and did a double take the other day: "Who's that fat-headed bastard?"
Er, there's another blog entry on my, er, blog, on the topic of tackling Ulysses. Oh, and I'm pimping for people to "follow" me. But other than that I'm not spamming.
*Maintains topic integrity, has instant thought*
Oh yeah. I used to go out with a woman with a squinty eye. It didn't last. She was always seeing someone else on the side.
you are not gonna get me to read ulysses. maybe when i get to dublin ill feel obliged or when i stop thinking its a book i should read. maybe annotations might help but right now im not going for the 3 strikes rule.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
I am clinically certified weird - and proud of it!! I'm desperately trying to resist being part of the McMoronisation of society, the lobotomisation of identity. That's why I like this part of the forum - and threads like these!!
I was only joking about yous guys being weird
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Shades of Joyce & Sterne - great opening sentence!! hahaha. What is it with you Irish and writing eh? You f*kin love to write like that! Very good!
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New short story added: The Pipe[/quote]
Shades of Joyce & Sterne - great opening sentence!! hahaha. What is it with you Irish and writing eh? You f*kin love to write like that! Very good!
Auntie Joyce
the lil punkin doesn't have a passport to get into Canada...so i's gets to babygaze him tonight...
it ain't like he's an itty bitty criminal....just too lil to have gotten a passport yet...
yaaay....
hmm....what shall lil punkin and i rock out to? :think:
angels share laughter
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
jo
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"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
jo
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
free neilybabes ...
but it got locked.... i can't imagine why
now i may never know what troubles i could have been in LOL!
even shipping was included....drats
however, kat may have saved my sanity if not more..heheheeheeeeee
jo
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
Shite man, I'm not sure I can cope with that at this time of night. Will have a look in the morrow
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Did you say you were Gypsy canoegirl? I saw a documentary recently about Gypsy songs and music - said how they were the great unheard songs. Tell us a few tales then.....
Send my credentials to the house of detention
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
..............................
Place your head down there
see the hole?
Extinguish your name brand cigarette
please place your head
your entire top (tapping the top of his head) to shoulders
wedge it all in there
all of your face, your teeth
get them in there
ears in the hole
Do you feel warmth? (I do… and I’m scared)
It is warm and damp, yes? (yes, and I’m not…) SHUT YOUR FACE
NOW… this instant
You smell saltwater and green pastures, yes?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
don't know what you were aiming for of course but immediately conjured up terrifying flashbacks of buffalo bill and hannibal lector....gulp... :?
jo
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
I've been thinking of that book quite a lot recently. Great series. The subtle knife.... whooooo
Send my credentials to the house of detention
You people are weird
Send my credentials to the house of detention
buffalo tucked his package between his legs and made suits out of the skin of the women he abducted and murdered... whilst lecter just ate parts of his victims... now whos weird???
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
i know that tremors, but what are you saying here, that you are NOT? ???? well....like, that's just like, your opinion, man....hehehheeee
jo
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
best time of year! :thumbup: :thumbup: :wave:
jo
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
not so soon though,....
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
jo
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
I actually passed myself in a shop window and did a double take the other day: "Who's that fat-headed bastard?"
Er, there's another blog entry on my, er, blog, on the topic of tackling Ulysses. Oh, and I'm pimping for people to "follow" me. But other than that I'm not spamming.
*Maintains topic integrity, has instant thought*
Oh yeah. I used to go out with a woman with a squinty eye. It didn't last. She was always seeing someone else on the side.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
This place is weird. I'm going home. It's full of damned poets! I need some cheese on toast
Send my credentials to the house of detention
I am clinically certified weird - and proud of it!! I'm desperately trying to resist being part of the McMoronisation of society, the lobotomisation of identity. That's why I like this part of the forum - and threads like these!!
I was only joking about yous guys being weird
Send my credentials to the house of detention