Mock a musician in First Person POV

Joe2TheRevenge
Joe2TheRevenge Posts: 904
edited May 2008 in Other Music
i'm johnny rotten

i hate everything

i am so musically credible as a result

piss. bollocks. wanker.

look at me! i'm so punk!
You can't spell "dumb" without DMB
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  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    I'm Chad Kroeger.

    'Nuff said.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • Julien
    Julien Posts: 2,457
    I am Anthony Kiedis.
    I used to be a good singer but I completely lost it.
    I suck now !
    2006: Antwerp, Paris
    2007: Copenhagen, Werchter
    2009: Rotterdam, London
    2010: MSG, Arras, Werchter
    2012: Amsterdam, Prague, Berlin
    2014: Amsterdam, Stockholm
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    I'm Ed Vedder

    ummmm hmmm

    :)

    umm hmmm

    This next song is from umm hmm [size=-4]a movie[/size]
    NERDS!
  • HushBull
    HushBull Posts: 996
    I'm Billy Corgan,
    everything about me is old and washed up.
    I haven't written anything decent for years and the movie made in my honor, Powder, flopped.
    Also, keep the leukemia jokes to yourself.
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    I'm Howie D! I have the unfortunate distinction of being the Backstreet Boy nobody knows. Sometimes, I wish AJ and Nick would follow through on their promises to maim me beyond recognition - it could be my new gimmick. :)
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
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    I'm Dead
    NERDS!
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    South of Seattle wrote:
    .
    I'm Dead

    See, I was gonna go with "Hi, I'm Kurt Co--- (BANG!)" but it seemed too insensitive. :o
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    See, I was gonna go with "Hi, I'm Kurt Co--- (BANG!)" but it seemed too insensitive. :o

    You can do one for Sid Vicious then :)
    NERDS!
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    I love the Toast in Paris, it's amazing.

    Have you tried on my signature John Vervatos Converse shoes yet?

    Will you iron my jeans and feed my backup band for me?
    NERDS!
  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Hi I'm Meatloaf, it's my weight watchers weigh in today.

    I can see this ending in tears.

    whispers*(and possibly a comfort binge)
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    reeferchief wrote:
    I can see this ending in tears.

    Celine Dion, starting her next concert! :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Celine Dion, starting her next concert! :D

    I meant to write Meatloaf attending his weight watchers, weigh in.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Hi I'm Chris Martin.

    Do you know how I know your gay?
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    reeferchief wrote:
    Hi I'm Chris Martin.

    Do you know how I know your gay?

    Hi, I'm George Michael. Is it because I'm waving my willy at you in the men's room?
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Hi I'm the singer from Keane.

    I didn't actually train to be a hypnotherapist, but Paul Mckenna swears by our music.
    I guess it just came naturally.

    Hello, helloooo, are you still there.

    Shit it's happened again.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • Kann
    Kann Posts: 1,146
    Hi, never understood all the scandals around the sex life of music stars. Look at me, it seems I'm the only 50 year old that can get away with wearing schoolboy uniforms.

    edit :
    Yeah, I know now I just shouldn't have quit beer.
    J. Hetfield.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Hi i'm George Michael.

    now lets be honest.. i wore shorts so tight you could see my breakfast, i had hair that took 4 days to set and i'm Greek... and you all got a surprise when i said i was gay.

    Oh and another thing... this brown stuff i have smeared around my face isnt because i was Careless with my Wispa... thats all I'm saying
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Hi

    gr8 2 hear frm U. I'm gd. & U? btw, I'm dvorcn U. U'll B hearin frm my lawyer 2morro morning. & I wnt my Demis Rousos LPs bk. Btch.

    Luv & hugz


    Phil Collins
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Hi i'm Bono,

    every time i click my fingers a child in Africa dies... beat that David Copperfield.. any dick can jump the Grand Canyon.. try ridding the world of poor people just by clicking your fingers.. now that takes talent.

    p.s. we have a new album out next month... go and buy it... do NOT donate to charity next month... it doesnt matter, they'll all die anyway... so buy our CD instead.


    *click*

    i just cant stop myself
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Hi

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    1 day creche will now be $14.99 and a half-day creche will be $8.99

    We will also be implementing a new 'sleep-over' service which will allow your beloved child (preferable male and aged between 11-14) to stay over at our state of the art facilities.

    This service will be free.

    Regards

    M. Jackson

    Director of The Jackson 9-5 Care Squad.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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