*Official* Final Solution *Thread*

SENROCK

Evil Closet Monkey wrote:

so many assumptions around here.....

Anyway, I need a final solution to what I'm having for lunch today

cruise on out here, i'll buy you lunch.

DriftingByTheStorm

SENROCK! wrote:

cruise on out here, i'll buy you lunch.

I still have TWO phone numbers for you saved on my phone from one of your little ticket fiascos in '06.

If you start tryin to "get serious" with ECM i will break that shit up by harrassing your phone endlessly, insuring that i put an end to any monkey business (ahahhah roflmao, i'm so fucking funny! not!) that may be taking place.

And i'm not questioning your virtue.
I'm just saying ... it tastes like a popsicle shoved up someones ass, and SOME people are INTO that ... ECM wink wink ECM wink wink ....

ohman.
wtf am i talking about?

I have now officialy been up for 32 hours straight!
Fuckin sleep next at 3am, god willing.

:sigh:

JD Sal

DriftingByTheStorm wrote:

HERE IS THE SOLUTION TO ALL THE PROBLEMS WITH
10 Club

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Given that so many people here clearly don't remember what the fuck it was like to be a humble fucking fan when the fucking 10 Club didn't offer the fucking privelage of receiving premium fucking seats to the best show on the fucking planet ...

... and given that said people, even when they do get tickets whine and bitch about how their seats suck and its not fair, and they can get better from ticketmaster, and goddamnit they paid $20 goddamn dollars, and they want fucking good seats ...

... and given that, again, to really hammer this home, some people here don't remember what it was like to join a fanclub just to get some fucking information about a band you loved, to get a cool ass record, and that was it ... and that when seats suddenly became available through the fanclub, even though the bands popularity was arguably on the decline from the crazy early 90's ... amazingly, the 10 clubs membership began to ramp up heavy ... and then when they were nice enough to give us full access to shows via 10C, the membership rates went off the fucking charts ... even though we are at this point talking about binaural ... ... given all that

... and the fact that in all likelyhood, the single biggest driving factor of the higher price that so many also like to bitch about , or use a reason why they should get tickets ( because thats why they joined and thats what they paid for) ... the single biggest driving factor of that price is probably the massive increase in ticketing responsibility that comes with a huge fan club, along with inflation which is not their fault ...

... given ALL that ...
which is to say, some people here are completely unaware of what this club realy is, and how shity it realy could be (if you for some reason think this is shity) ...

... and given that some of us would like to just keep our happy system, and not get backlash from crazy people who think talk about suing the fucking fanclub is necessary or intelligent ...

given all of all of all of that

I SAY THE SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM IS...
THE SOLUTION ...
THE FINAL SOLUTION ...

CUT OFF FANCLUB MEMBERSHIP NUMBERS AT TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND AND REFUND THE REMAINING NUMBERS THEIR PRO-RATED ANNUAL DUES

...and get on with life!

AND, give each <250,000 # Member the right ... not the obligation, and not the duty, but the right to SPLIT their membership, extending a complementary membership to any one of their choosing.

That means, if you truly are one of the "faithful", you'll be just fine, because someone will vouch and put you right.

Otherwise. SEAL THE GATES, LOCK OUT THE HEATHENS, CLOSE THE CLUB, AND PRIVATIZE THE BENEFITS.


I knew you folks would like that.
Deadly serious.
And please don't nominate me for expulsion based on this post. I haven't slept in 24 hours.

I thought you quit the 10c because you recently found out that EV supported Michael Jackson back in '94.

What happened to that thread? Mods deleted it?