Stupid is as Stupid does

Lizard

Not me but still fitting to be in the STUPID IS thread....
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/model-goes-blind-tattooing-eyeball-164423959.html

HughFreakingDillon

dankind said:

F Me In The Brain said:

dankind said:

I drank a jar of pickle juice and shit myself.

That was a one time thing?

Nah. I do it every Tuesday now for shits and pickles. 

HughFreakingDillon

It was a hot summer evening. Our family didn't have air conditioning, so they put up the tent trailer in the driveway and this night, my older brother was sleeping in it. 

I come home, LOADED. 2:30 AM. I can't get into the house. I go to the trailer to wake my brother up for help. I kept asking him for change as my loonie (Canadian one dollar coin) wasn't working. He kept asking me what the fuck I was talking about. 

I was trying to put a loonie in the keyhole, and in my infinite wisdom, my one remaining brain cell thought I needed smaller change since the loonie wouldn't work. 

me: Hey, bro, I need change for the door. 
bro: huh?
me: I NEED CHANGE. MY LOONIE DOESN'TWORKINTHEDOOOOOORRRRR......
bro: what are you talking about?
me: DO.....YOU.....HAF......CHANGE? I CAN'T GET IN THE HOUSHHHHHHHHH........MY LOONIE DOESSSN'T WORKTH.......
(intense laughter then opens the door for me)

HughFreakingDillon

It was a hot summer evening. Our family didn't have air conditioning, so they put up the tent trailer in the driveway and this night, my older brother was sleeping in it. 

I come home, LOADED. 2:30 AM. I can't get into the house. I go to the trailer to wake my brother up for help. I kept asking him for change as my loonie (Canadian one dollar coin) wasn't working. He kept asking me what the fuck I was talking about. 

I was trying to put a loonie in the keyhole, and in my infinite wisdom, my one remaining brain cell thought I needed smaller change since the loonie wouldn't work. 

me: Hey, bro, I need change for the door. 
bro: huh?
me: I NEED CHANGE. MY LOONIE DOESN'TWORKINTHEDOOOOOORRRRR......
bro: what are you talking about?
me: DO.....YOU.....HAF......CHANGE? I CAN'T GET IN THE HOUSHHHHHHHHH........MY LOONIE DOESSSN'T WORKTH.......
(intense laughter then opens the door for me)

HughFreakingDillon

Lizard said:

Not me but still fitting to be in the STUPID IS thread....
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/model-goes-blind-tattooing-eyeball-164423959.html

how fucking stupid can you be. 

dankind

OK, who's going to change his/her profile pic to this?

hedonist

Oy, just the thought of that...from the idea of the tattooed ball itself, to that leaky nastiness, to BECOMING BLIND.

RogueStoner

HughFreakingDillon said:

It was a hot summer evening. Our family didn't have air conditioning, so they put up the tent trailer in the driveway and this night, my older brother was sleeping in it. 

I come home, LOADED. 2:30 AM. I can't get into the house. I go to the trailer to wake my brother up for help. I kept asking him for change as my loonie (Canadian one dollar coin) wasn't working. He kept asking me what the fuck I was talking about. 

I was trying to put a loonie in the keyhole, and in my infinite wisdom, my one remaining brain cell thought I needed smaller change since the loonie wouldn't work. 

me: Hey, bro, I need change for the door. 
bro: huh?
me: I NEED CHANGE. MY LOONIE DOESN'TWORKINTHEDOOOOOORRRRR......
bro: what are you talking about?
me: DO.....YOU.....HAF......CHANGE? I CAN'T GET IN THE HOUSHHHHHHHHH........MY LOONIE DOESSSN'T WORKTH.......
(intense laughter then opens the door for me)

PureandEasy

My brother and I were traveling to Canada from NJ to see PJ back in 06 I think??  Anyway we drove straight through to Buffalo, registered at a hotel right next to the Univ of Buffalo. I was so tired and delirious from the long drive, when we went to dinner, entering the restaurant, I turned and said "why is there a huge buffalo in the entrance to the restaurant? ". My brother often told me I should think before I speak . . .all the while getting a big kick out of my stupid-speak. 

That's alright though, I have no problem laughing at myself. 

RogueStoner

So I'm playing Trivia Crack and the question is, "What is the capital of Arizona?"
I get it wrong. I've only lived 20 minutes from Phoenix for 14 years.

HughFreakingDillon

I'm at a GNR show in 2006. I see the tour poster at the merch table, and ask my friends "why does the writing on the poster look like an Asian font?". 

it was the chinese democracy tour. 

F Me In The Brain

Just went to take my clothes out of the dryer because it had been an hour since I out th m in.


I never turned on the dryer.