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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,671
    dankind said:
    I drank a jar of pickle juice and shit myself.

    not surprised.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • AnnafalkAnnafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    One time I stood under a tree when I jumped and hit my head on a branch, I couldn't believe what just happened so I jumped and hit my head again...true story 
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,603
    Ha.  I know a guy who ate some chicken and got sick that night.  A few days later he ate the rest of the chicken from his fridge....and got sick again.
    Worst part?  He wanted to see if it was the chicken that made him ill.
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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Wobbie said:
    dankind said:
    I drank a jar of pickle juice and shit myself.

    not surprised.
    I wasn’t surprised that my soiled skivvies looked just like you. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,456
    edited September 2017
    dankind said:
    I drank a jar of pickle juice and shit myself.


    You can get that shit in gallon jugs now!
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  • HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,433
    Annafalk said:
    One time I stood under a tree when I jumped and hit my head on a branch, I couldn't believe what just happened so I jumped and hit my head again...true story 
    Magnificent. :clap:
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    HesCalledDyer said:
    dankind said:
    I drank a jar of pickle juice and shit myself.


    You can get that shit in gallon jugs now!
    Pun intended? :rofl:
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,603
    I like how the hand is caressing the pickle (juice)

    Like a home shopping network commercial
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  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,456
    F Me In The Brain said:
    I like how the hand is caressing the pickle (juice)

    Like a home shopping network commercial
    That was our intention! :lol:
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  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,603
    Goal!
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Not me but still fitting to be in the STUPID IS thread....
    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/model-goes-blind-tattooing-eyeball-164423959.html
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 38,269
    dankind said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    dankind said:
    I drank a jar of pickle juice and shit myself.
    That was a one time thing?
    Nah. I do it every Tuesday now for shits and pickles. 
    :rofl:
    "Oh Canada...you're beautiful when you're drunk"
    -EV  8/14/93




  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 38,269
    It was a hot summer evening. Our family didn't have air conditioning, so they put up the tent trailer in the driveway and this night, my older brother was sleeping in it. 

    I come home, LOADED. 2:30 AM. I can't get into the house. I go to the trailer to wake my brother up for help. I kept asking him for change as my loonie (Canadian one dollar coin) wasn't working. He kept asking me what the fuck I was talking about. 

    I was trying to put a loonie in the keyhole, and in my infinite wisdom, my one remaining brain cell thought I needed smaller change since the loonie wouldn't work. 

    me: Hey, bro, I need change for the door. 
    bro: huh?
    me: I NEED CHANGE. MY LOONIE DOESN'TWORKINTHEDOOOOOORRRRR......
    bro: what are you talking about?
    me: DO.....YOU.....HAF......CHANGE? I CAN'T GET IN THE HOUSHHHHHHHHH........MY LOONIE DOESSSN'T WORKTH.......
    (intense laughter then opens the door for me)
    "Oh Canada...you're beautiful when you're drunk"
    -EV  8/14/93




  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 38,269
    It was a hot summer evening. Our family didn't have air conditioning, so they put up the tent trailer in the driveway and this night, my older brother was sleeping in it. 

    I come home, LOADED. 2:30 AM. I can't get into the house. I go to the trailer to wake my brother up for help. I kept asking him for change as my loonie (Canadian one dollar coin) wasn't working. He kept asking me what the fuck I was talking about. 

    I was trying to put a loonie in the keyhole, and in my infinite wisdom, my one remaining brain cell thought I needed smaller change since the loonie wouldn't work. 

    me: Hey, bro, I need change for the door. 
    bro: huh?
    me: I NEED CHANGE. MY LOONIE DOESN'TWORKINTHEDOOOOOORRRRR......
    bro: what are you talking about?
    me: DO.....YOU.....HAF......CHANGE? I CAN'T GET IN THE HOUSHHHHHHHHH........MY LOONIE DOESSSN'T WORKTH.......
    (intense laughter then opens the door for me)
    "Oh Canada...you're beautiful when you're drunk"
    -EV  8/14/93




  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 38,269
    Lizard said:
    Not me but still fitting to be in the STUPID IS thread....
    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/model-goes-blind-tattooing-eyeball-164423959.html
    how fucking stupid can you be. 
    "Oh Canada...you're beautiful when you're drunk"
    -EV  8/14/93




  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    edited September 2017
    OK, who's going to change his/her profile pic to this?

    Post edited by dankind on
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Oy, just the thought of that...from the idea of the tattooed ball itself, to that leaky nastiness, to BECOMING BLIND.

    :dizzy:
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    HughFreakingDillon said:
    It was a hot summer evening. Our family didn't have air conditioning, so they put up the tent trailer in the driveway and this night, my older brother was sleeping in it. 

    I come home, LOADED. 2:30 AM. I can't get into the house. I go to the trailer to wake my brother up for help. I kept asking him for change as my loonie (Canadian one dollar coin) wasn't working. He kept asking me what the fuck I was talking about. 

    I was trying to put a loonie in the keyhole, and in my infinite wisdom, my one remaining brain cell thought I needed smaller change since the loonie wouldn't work. 

    me: Hey, bro, I need change for the door. 
    bro: huh?
    me: I NEED CHANGE. MY LOONIE DOESN'TWORKINTHEDOOOOOORRRRR......
    bro: what are you talking about?
    me: DO.....YOU.....HAF......CHANGE? I CAN'T GET IN THE HOUSHHHHHHHHH........MY LOONIE DOESSSN'T WORKTH.......
    (intense laughter then opens the door for me)
    :rofl:
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,818
    My brother and I were traveling to Canada from NJ to see PJ back in 06 I think??  Anyway we drove straight through to Buffalo, registered at a hotel right next to the Univ of Buffalo. I was so tired and delirious from the long drive, when we went to dinner, entering the restaurant, I turned and said "why is there a huge buffalo in the entrance to the restaurant? ". My brother often told me I should think before I speak . . .all the while getting a big kick out of my stupid-speak. 

    That's alright though, I have no problem laughing at myself. 
    Don't come closer or I'll have to go
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    So I'm playing Trivia Crack and the question is, "What is the capital of Arizona?"
    I get it wrong. I've only lived 20 minutes from Phoenix for 14 years. :whistle:
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 38,269
    I'm at a GNR show in 2006. I see the tour poster at the merch table, and ask my friends "why does the writing on the poster look like an Asian font?". 

    it was the chinese democracy tour. 
    "Oh Canada...you're beautiful when you're drunk"
    -EV  8/14/93




  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,603
    Just went to take my clothes out of the dryer because it had been an hour since I out th m in.


    I never turned on the dryer.
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