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  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    It has really big holes. 

    My wife talking about a salt shaker. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    I told you to stay away from the big holes. 

    There re are big holes everywhere. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Yup, I just spent two hours on my knees cleaning that oily mess.

    Sometimes you just have that one awesome friend just keeps handing you the gold. :lol:
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    northerndragon said:
    Yup, I just spent two hours on my knees cleaning that oily mess.

    Sometimes you just have that one awesome friend just keeps handing you the gold. :lol:
    :lol:
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    I always do you first. 

    My my wife while plating dinner. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • hauntingfamiliar
    hauntingfamiliar Wilmington, NC Posts: 10,398
    "I really love the way these balls smell. Shake them a little and it gets even better."

    My co-worker talking about our new air freshener "balls" at work.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    hauntingfamiliar said:
    "I really love the way these balls smell. Shake them a little and it gets even better."

    My co-worker talking about our new air freshener "balls" at work.
    :rofl:  I never knew the shaking trick! They work better? :open_mouth:
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    It's big and hard do you want to touch it?

    BF talking about one of his toenails(both gross and funny).
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Me: "You want to try the dessert?"
    Hubby: "No, thanks. I still have the salty, slimy taste in my mouth"

    After he ordered oysters for dessert! (To test the myth he says). 

    :lol:
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716

    northerndragon said:
    It's big and hard do you want to touch it?

    BF talking about one of his toenails(both gross and funny).
    I bet that's not the first time you heard that! :tongue:
  • hauntingfamiliar
    hauntingfamiliar Wilmington, NC Posts: 10,398
    RogueStoner said:
    hauntingfamiliar said:
    "I really love the way these balls smell. Shake them a little and it gets even better."

    My co-worker talking about our new air freshener "balls" at work.
    :rofl:  I never knew the shaking trick! They work better? :open_mouth:
    Apparently! :giggle:
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    My husband:
    "It doesn't like my fingers, it only likes yours"

    Later...
    "It still won't take my fingers. Can I borrow yours?"

    I would post what he was talking about but first I'll let you all wonder for a bit. :giggle:
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Hubby and I talking outside on our balcony.

    Me: you're an asshole
    H: I'm an asshole but at least I'm not a dick
    Me (a little too loudly): I see plenty of dick!

    My poor neighbors! :lol:
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    "The inside of my mouth feels feels like your dick" - Eddie Vedder B&B 2017
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.

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