Phrasing

whispering hands

Get it up there!

RogueStoner

"Why is my screen all fucked up". "I think my screen's all fucked up". "It must've been Fireball"


-my husband as he complained about his phone screen being too sticky.

F Me In The Brain

"i'm ok with being a moron...."
Huh. I texted that (apparently) to a person here last night.
I am NOT ok with being a moron, lol.

Amongst the Ani

It's about to go into my mouth.

-My wife when I asked where the vape pen is.

RogueStoner

Your hands are big enough. Mine can't quite reach the center hole. -ND

HesCalledDyer

In 11th grade history class we were posed with the question of favorite Presidents. Someone answered Woodrow Wilson. Teacher's response:

"Ol' Woody pops up from time to time."

dankind

Almost posted "your wife got a sweet box" in the mystery box thread.

2-feign-reluctance

So much easier than 'phasing'

HesCalledDyer

While waiting for like 3 minutes on a friend of ours to leave a parking lot so we could follow (we were out of town), my buddy driving says:

"I hope he knows to pull out so I can come behind him."

tbergs

HesCalledDyer said:

While waiting for like 3 minutes on a friend of ours to leave a parking lot so we could follow (we were out of town), my buddy driving says:

"I hope he knows to pull out so I can come behind him."

LOL!

RogueStoner

HesCalledDyer said:

While waiting for like 3 minutes on a friend of ours to leave a parking lot so we could follow (we were out of town), my buddy driving says:

"I hope he knows to pull out so I can come behind him."

RogueStoner

HesCalledDyer said:

In 11th grade history class we were posed with the question of favorite Presidents. Someone answered Woodrow Wilson. Teacher's response:

"Ol' Woody pops up from time to time."

RogueStoner

I have too many to list today. Everything I say today sounds wrong. I have now stopped talking.

Amongst the Ani

I'm going to wait so I don't pass out before I eat out.

-ND on whether she wants dinner. Or something else?

F Me In The Brain

From the 10C Mystery Box thread, which is full of this gold:

RoleModelsinBlood31 said:

fishface22 said:

The wife wants a box. She normally wears a medium. I've heard some of the shirts run small though. Should I order her a medium or a large?

Large. They run pretty small.

F Me In The Brain

My experience exactly ^^
They run pretty small!

Amongst the Ani

Oops, I'm squirting.

My wife while putting whip cream on strawberries.

HesCalledDyer

Amongst the Ani said:

Oops, I'm squirting. My wife while putting whip cream on strawberries.

And what were YOU doing?

whispering hands

Yesterday my boss told me, "take that trash and stuff it in that box, just stuff it all in there."

RogueStoner

whispering hands said:

Yesterday my boss told me, "take that trash and stuff it in that box, just stuff it all in there."

Did you explain to him that you're a lady and don't let trash near your box?