Phrasing

RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZPosts: 1,583
Whenever someone should've used better phrasing...

"When I'm in the shower, I keep thinking it's almost out. One of these days I'll squeeze it and nothing will come out."


(My husband talking about being almost out of hair gel and forgetting to get it at the store he just got back from)
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  • Wma31394Wma31394 Posts: 3,042
    edited March 2017

    Whenever someone should've used better phrasing...

    "When I'm in the shower, I keep thinking it's almost out. One of these days I'll squeeze it and nothing will come out."


    (My husband talking about being almost out of hair gel and forgetting to get it at the store he just got back from)

    Yea right..thats what he told you he was talking about ;)
    "Going where the water tastes like wine!"
  • hauntingfamiliarhauntingfamiliar Wilmington, NCPosts: 9,707

    Whenever someone should've used better phrasing...

    "When I'm in the shower, I keep thinking it's almost out. One of these days I'll squeeze it and nothing will come out."


    (My husband talking about being almost out of hair gel and forgetting to get it at the store he just got back from)

    :lol:
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZPosts: 1,583
    Wma31394 said:

    Whenever someone should've used better phrasing...

    "When I'm in the shower, I keep thinking it's almost out. One of these days I'll squeeze it and nothing will come out."


    (My husband talking about being almost out of hair gel and forgetting to get it at the store he just got back from)

    Yea right..thats what he told you he was talking about ;)
    :lol:
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skinPosts: 13,527
    Context is everything!
    D1B50013-8BB5-4861-B9BC-AA0D88D58DF4.jpg

    The first rule of the ten club fight club is you don't talk about the ten club fight club!
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BCPosts: 9,559

    Context is everything!

    I thought timing was everything? :s
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  • hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of foreverPosts: 19,429

    Context is everything!

    I thought timing was everything? :s
    It is.

    Sidenote - there's a lot to be said for nowhere.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZPosts: 1,583
    "This is for you. Look at thing! It's like 2 inches long!"
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZPosts: 1,583
    "So when are you gonna come over to fix my shithole?"

    (Really should've finished that sentence! :fearful: "...my shithole of a house")
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commetsPosts: 15,443
    "Can you come up and help me with my box?"
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,512

  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZPosts: 1,583

    "Can you come up and help me with my box?"

    So how fast did you run upstairs? :lol:
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commetsPosts: 15,443

    "Can you come up and help me with my box?"

    So how fast did you run upstairs? :lol:
    What stairs? My feet never touched any stairs! ;0
    Alas, it was something that need to be put up on a shelf that she could not reach. A box filled with junk is sometimes different than what a box filled with junk sounds like it could be. (Sadly)
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • MalrothMalroth broken down chevroletPosts: 1,808

    "Can you come up and help me with my box?"



    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • hauntingfamiliarhauntingfamiliar Wilmington, NCPosts: 9,707
    Malroth said:

    "Can you come up and help me with my box?"



    Oh snap...I can't even watch that again. Lol. #WoMAN in the Box.
  • PJSirenPJSiren Salem, ORPosts: 5,863
    LMAO...I love Brad Pitt, but I make fun of that line every chance I get!

    I have a perfect example for this thread, but I can't remember it now...it was something one of my drivers said to another today and it wasn't at all meant as a dirty, but it sounded dirty...if it comes back to me, I will share...GAH...getting old sucks! lol
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  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZPosts: 1,583
    PJSiren said:

    LMAO...I love Brad Pitt, but I make fun of that line every chance I get!

    I have a perfect example for this thread, but I can't remember it now...it was something one of my drivers said to another today and it wasn't at all meant as a dirty, but it sounded dirty...if it comes back to me, I will share...GAH...getting old sucks! lol

    Been there, way too many times. If you remember, do share.
  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 11,811
    To my wife:
    "I brought some chicks home for us, and I got a price break because some of them have sticky bottoms!"

    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZPosts: 1,583
    rgambs said:

    To my wife:
    "I brought some chicks home for us, and I got a price break because some of them have sticky bottoms!"

    :lol:
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,755
    It slides down the gullet but I like to savor it.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,755
    I didn't know it was supposed to be this long.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skinPosts: 13,527
    Get it up there!
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    The first rule of the ten club fight club is you don't talk about the ten club fight club!
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZPosts: 1,583
    "Why is my screen all fucked up". "I think my screen's all fucked up". "It must've been Fireball"


    -my husband as he complained about his phone screen being too sticky. :giggle:
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commetsPosts: 15,443
    "i'm ok with being a moron...."
    Huh. I texted that (apparently) to a person here last night.
    I am NOT ok with being a moron, lol.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,755
    It's about to go into my mouth.

    -My wife when I asked where the vape pen is.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZPosts: 1,583
    Your hands are big enough. Mine can't quite reach the center hole. -ND
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer MarylandPosts: 13,636
    In 11th grade history class we were posed with the question of favorite Presidents. Someone answered Woodrow Wilson. Teacher's response:

    "Ol' Woody pops up from time to time."
  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 13,098
    Almost posted "your wife got a sweet box" in the mystery box thread.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • So much easier than 'phasing'
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  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer MarylandPosts: 13,636
    While waiting for like 3 minutes on a friend of ours to leave a parking lot so we could follow (we were out of town), my buddy driving says:

    "I hope he knows to pull out so I can come behind him."
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 5,505

    While waiting for like 3 minutes on a friend of ours to leave a parking lot so we could follow (we were out of town), my buddy driving says:

    "I hope he knows to pull out so I can come behind him."

    LOL!
    It's a hopeless situation...
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