Phrasing

RogueStoner
RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
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Whenever someone should've used better phrasing...

"When I'm in the shower, I keep thinking it's almost out. One of these days I'll squeeze it and nothing will come out."


(My husband talking about being almost out of hair gel and forgetting to get it at the store he just got back from)
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  • Wma31394
    Wma31394 Posts: 3,045
    edited March 2017
    RogueStoner said:

    Whenever someone should've used better phrasing...

    "When I'm in the shower, I keep thinking it's almost out. One of these days I'll squeeze it and nothing will come out."


    (My husband talking about being almost out of hair gel and forgetting to get it at the store he just got back from)

    Yea right..thats what he told you he was talking about ;)
    "Going where the water tastes like wine!"
  • hauntingfamiliar
    hauntingfamiliar Wilmington, NC Posts: 10,398
    RogueStoner said:

    Whenever someone should've used better phrasing...

    "When I'm in the shower, I keep thinking it's almost out. One of these days I'll squeeze it and nothing will come out."


    (My husband talking about being almost out of hair gel and forgetting to get it at the store he just got back from)

    :lol:
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Wma31394 said:

    RogueStoner said:

    Whenever someone should've used better phrasing...

    "When I'm in the shower, I keep thinking it's almost out. One of these days I'll squeeze it and nothing will come out."


    (My husband talking about being almost out of hair gel and forgetting to get it at the store he just got back from)

    Yea right..thats what he told you he was talking about ;)
    :lol:
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Context is everything!
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    whispering hands said:

    Context is everything!

    I thought timing was everything? :s
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    oftenreading said:

    whispering hands said:

    Context is everything!

    I thought timing was everything? :s
    It is.

    Sidenote - there's a lot to be said for nowhere.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    "This is for you. Look at thing! It's like 2 inches long!"
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    "So when are you gonna come over to fix my shithole?"

    (Really should've finished that sentence! :fearful: "...my shithole of a house")
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,882
    "Can you come up and help me with my box?"
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  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    F Me In The Brain said:

    "Can you come up and help me with my box?"

    So how fast did you run upstairs? :lol:
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,882
    RogueStoner said:

    F Me In The Brain said:

    "Can you come up and help me with my box?"

    So how fast did you run upstairs? :lol:
    What stairs? My feet never touched any stairs! ;0
    Alas, it was something that need to be put up on a shelf that she could not reach. A box filled with junk is sometimes different than what a box filled with junk sounds like it could be. (Sadly)
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  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,558
    F Me In The Brain said:

    "Can you come up and help me with my box?"

    https://youtu.be/0cmqwbZa6_w

    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • hauntingfamiliar
    hauntingfamiliar Wilmington, NC Posts: 10,398
    Malroth said:

    F Me In The Brain said:

    "Can you come up and help me with my box?"

    https://youtu.be/0cmqwbZa6_w

    Oh snap...I can't even watch that again. Lol. #WoMAN in the Box.
  • PJSiren
    PJSiren Salem, OR Posts: 5,863
    LMAO...I love Brad Pitt, but I make fun of that line every chance I get!

    I have a perfect example for this thread, but I can't remember it now...it was something one of my drivers said to another today and it wasn't at all meant as a dirty, but it sounded dirty...if it comes back to me, I will share...GAH...getting old sucks! lol
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  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    PJSiren said:

    LMAO...I love Brad Pitt, but I make fun of that line every chance I get!

    I have a perfect example for this thread, but I can't remember it now...it was something one of my drivers said to another today and it wasn't at all meant as a dirty, but it sounded dirty...if it comes back to me, I will share...GAH...getting old sucks! lol

    Been there, way too many times. If you remember, do share.
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    To my wife:
    "I brought some chicks home for us, and I got a price break because some of them have sticky bottoms!"

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  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    rgambs said:

    To my wife:
    "I brought some chicks home for us, and I got a price break because some of them have sticky bottoms!"

    :lol:
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  • Amongst the Ani
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    I didn't know it was supposed to be this long.
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