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RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
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Whenever someone should've used better phrasing...

"When I'm in the shower, I keep thinking it's almost out. One of these days I'll squeeze it and nothing will come out."


(My husband talking about being almost out of hair gel and forgetting to get it at the store he just got back from)
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  • Wma31394Wma31394 Posts: 3,045
    edited March 2017
    RogueStoner said:

    Whenever someone should've used better phrasing...

    "When I'm in the shower, I keep thinking it's almost out. One of these days I'll squeeze it and nothing will come out."


    (My husband talking about being almost out of hair gel and forgetting to get it at the store he just got back from)

    Yea right..thats what he told you he was talking about ;)
    "Going where the water tastes like wine!"
  • hauntingfamiliarhauntingfamiliar Wilmington, NC Posts: 10,217
    RogueStoner said:

    Whenever someone should've used better phrasing...

    "When I'm in the shower, I keep thinking it's almost out. One of these days I'll squeeze it and nothing will come out."


    (My husband talking about being almost out of hair gel and forgetting to get it at the store he just got back from)

    :lol:
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Wma31394 said:

    RogueStoner said:

    Whenever someone should've used better phrasing...

    "When I'm in the shower, I keep thinking it's almost out. One of these days I'll squeeze it and nothing will come out."


    (My husband talking about being almost out of hair gel and forgetting to get it at the store he just got back from)

    Yea right..thats what he told you he was talking about ;)
    :lol:
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Context is everything!
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,848
    whispering hands said:

    Context is everything!

    I thought timing was everything? :s
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    oftenreading said:

    whispering hands said:

    Context is everything!

    I thought timing was everything? :s
    It is.

    Sidenote - there's a lot to be said for nowhere.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    "This is for you. Look at thing! It's like 2 inches long!"
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    "So when are you gonna come over to fix my shithole?"

    (Really should've finished that sentence! :fearful: "...my shithole of a house")
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,603
    "Can you come up and help me with my box?"
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    F Me In The Brain said:

    "Can you come up and help me with my box?"

    So how fast did you run upstairs? :lol:
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,603
    RogueStoner said:

    F Me In The Brain said:

    "Can you come up and help me with my box?"

    So how fast did you run upstairs? :lol:
    What stairs? My feet never touched any stairs! ;0
    Alas, it was something that need to be put up on a shelf that she could not reach. A box filled with junk is sometimes different than what a box filled with junk sounds like it could be. (Sadly)
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,533
    F Me In The Brain said:

    "Can you come up and help me with my box?"

    https://youtu.be/0cmqwbZa6_w

    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • hauntingfamiliarhauntingfamiliar Wilmington, NC Posts: 10,217
    Malroth said:

    F Me In The Brain said:

    "Can you come up and help me with my box?"

    https://youtu.be/0cmqwbZa6_w

    Oh snap...I can't even watch that again. Lol. #WoMAN in the Box.
  • PJSirenPJSiren Salem, OR Posts: 5,863
    LMAO...I love Brad Pitt, but I make fun of that line every chance I get!

    I have a perfect example for this thread, but I can't remember it now...it was something one of my drivers said to another today and it wasn't at all meant as a dirty, but it sounded dirty...if it comes back to me, I will share...GAH...getting old sucks! lol
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  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    PJSiren said:

    LMAO...I love Brad Pitt, but I make fun of that line every chance I get!

    I have a perfect example for this thread, but I can't remember it now...it was something one of my drivers said to another today and it wasn't at all meant as a dirty, but it sounded dirty...if it comes back to me, I will share...GAH...getting old sucks! lol

    Been there, way too many times. If you remember, do share.
  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    To my wife:
    "I brought some chicks home for us, and I got a price break because some of them have sticky bottoms!"

    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    rgambs said:

    To my wife:
    "I brought some chicks home for us, and I got a price break because some of them have sticky bottoms!"

    :lol:
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    It slides down the gullet but I like to savor it.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    I didn't know it was supposed to be this long.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Get it up there!
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    "Why is my screen all fucked up". "I think my screen's all fucked up". "It must've been Fireball"


    -my husband as he complained about his phone screen being too sticky. :giggle:
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,603
    "i'm ok with being a moron...."
    Huh. I texted that (apparently) to a person here last night.
    I am NOT ok with being a moron, lol.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    It's about to go into my mouth.

    -My wife when I asked where the vape pen is.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Your hands are big enough. Mine can't quite reach the center hole. -ND
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,456
    In 11th grade history class we were posed with the question of favorite Presidents. Someone answered Woodrow Wilson. Teacher's response:

    "Ol' Woody pops up from time to time."
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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Almost posted "your wife got a sweet box" in the mystery box thread.
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  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,345
    So much easier than 'phasing'
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  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,456
    While waiting for like 3 minutes on a friend of ours to leave a parking lot so we could follow (we were out of town), my buddy driving says:

    "I hope he knows to pull out so I can come behind him."
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,107
    HesCalledDyer said:

    While waiting for like 3 minutes on a friend of ours to leave a parking lot so we could follow (we were out of town), my buddy driving says:

    "I hope he knows to pull out so I can come behind him."

    LOL!
    It's a hopeless situation...
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