Vodka, How Do I Love Thee
F Me In The Brain
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Apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning, from whom this is all taken.
Vodka, How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and degradation and slight
My liver can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of vitality and ideal gracefulness.
I love thee to the limit of every day’s
Most full bottle, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as blind strive for light.
I love thee soberly, as they turn from approbation.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old habits, and with my childhood’s wonder.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost martyrs. I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if Flying Spaghetti Monster choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.
Vodka, How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and degradation and slight
My liver can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of vitality and ideal gracefulness.
I love thee to the limit of every day’s
Most full bottle, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as blind strive for light.
I love thee soberly, as they turn from approbation.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old habits, and with my childhood’s wonder.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost martyrs. I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if Flying Spaghetti Monster choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.
The love he receives is the love that is saved
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Just typing those has me thinking it's time to pick up a bottle. I've been more of a whiskey and bourbon guy lately.
...and tbergs, something tells me you had him at Ketel One
I don't know much about vodka except that I like how some pronounce the "v" as "w", and with OJ or grapefruit juice.
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even if I look and act really crazy.
Jean Marc XO if I am feeling too big for my britches.
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It is always best to plan ahead. Never want to run out of your best friend.
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Seattle
I've never had RS Gold, but I have had the Platinum and it's like drinking the purest snow from highest peaks of the Ural Mountains. You can grab it for about $40 a bottle.
Next I'd have to go with Stolichnaya. Again, inexpensive, widely available, and very versatile. They go a little overboard with the flavors in my opinion, but some of them are really good. The Stoli Hot is really good for a Bloody Mary. They had a Chocolate Raspberry one which went great with cola or Dr. Pepper. And you can't go wrong with Vanil and root beer. But plain old Stoli is a good go-to for a shot, sipper, or mixer.
Third I'd go with Ketel One. Also very light and crisp. I don't find it as versatile as I don't think it makes a great shooter or mixer, but on the rocks or in a martini it's tough to beat.
I keep it in the freezer
No ice, with a splash of seltzer
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Will have to try Russian Standard but I 100% promise you I can do the Pepsi Challenge and pick Ketel One out. Distinctive flavor for me.
RS Gold sounds great too. Going to get some of each. Ever try the JMXO? It might change your mind about 'the expensive shit"....I only use for the first drink when I have a bottle...and then I go to Ketel. That shit is a-maze-ing.
E - my dad used to keep a bottle of Stoli in the freezer at all times. My brother also likes it this way. I prefer to drink it cold, before it gets syrupy...but I like your style. (As usual!)
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Tito s is also a really nice American vodka. I finished a bottle of grey goose and I must admit that it s waaaay overrated.
Titos is OK, they have made a big marketing push and some places only serve Titos
I think the Mann center and the Camden whatever the hell they call it these days amp. Both only served Titos last summer.
I always liked Stoli.
But I do not miss it.
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