I can be the grammar Nazi and monitor all the misplaced apostrophes, not apostrophe's, and make sure the future of the world knows the difference between you're and your.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
I can be offended by stupid crap on a consistent basis (Offering to be any type of Nazi is offensive to those of us who know people directly impacted by them.)
Wait -- who the hell wants people that get offended?
We will need Semen. And eggs.. So, I'm thinking we will need someone who can make booze? And maybe a candle maker? I don't know how fancy the egg people will need it..
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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We will need Semen. And eggs.. So, I'm thinking we will need someone who can make booze? And maybe a candle maker? I don't know how fancy the egg people will need it..
Doesn't sound like a variation of excitement to me sorry
Sooooo.. Whips, chains? What's yer required gear for procreation?
"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals."
Sooooo.. Whips, chains? What's yer required gear for procreation?
"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals."
Sooooo.. Whips, chains? What's yer required gear for procreation?
"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals."
-comic relief -making other males in the group confident, and therefor more useful, by showing them I am useless at anything "manly" -keeping the ladies warm with my natural fur sweater
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"You can do it!"
"Tomorrow's another day!"
"Don't give up NOW."
even if I look and act really crazy.
(says the chick with "child-rearing hips who did not take advantage of them")
I can convince animals to help us build our society, I can manage farming requirements, and build and design irrigation systems. I can also hunt.
(Offering to be any type of Nazi is offensive to those of us who know people directly impacted by them.)
Wait -- who the hell wants people that get offended?
On second thought I would rather perish with the rest of the world then be stuck listening to all of Rob's stories. I chose death.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Until I fall asleep during one of them.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
It would have to be of the non-skilled variety.
even if I look and act really crazy.
-making other males in the group confident, and therefor more useful, by showing them I am useless at anything "manly"
-keeping the ladies warm with my natural fur sweater
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