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What is your contribution if involved in a small group of people that need to re-populate the earth

CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
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  • PJfanwillneverleave1PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    A big hard cup of coffee.
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,626
    Free birth control advice.
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I'm hoping someone says "infinite taco salad".. We are gonna really need someone like that
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DegeneratefkDegeneratefk Posts: 3,123
    First responder
    will myself to find a home, a home within myself
    we will find a way, we will find our place
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,418
    I'll give them 1 of my 3 Benaroyas..
    They can flip it...
    And spend the money anyway they please.

    Hopefully they buy taco salad.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I have 9 Benny's and 1 herb Albert album.. The one with the chick covered in whipped cream
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,418
    CAVSTARR313 said:

    I have 9 Benny's and 1 herb Albert album.. The one with the chick covered in whipped cream

    Chick covered in taco salad would have been better.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • MalrothMalroth Posts: 2,515
    a small weiner.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Touché.. Speedy is in
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Small wiener is good., makes everyone else look way better! Please bring ugly friend
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,418
    I am now going to take my bride for lunch tomorrow, and I am ordering 5lbs of taco salad.

    I am dead serious too.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    My first thought was non-stop playing of Marvin's "Let's Get it On"...but dammit, the logical side of me needs more details on the supposed circumstances.

    Why?

    Who are the people in this small group?

    What kind of spawns of said people would be bred?

    (and what is a taco salad; how is it different than an actual taco?)

    Got all these fucking questions.....
  • DegeneratefkDegeneratefk Posts: 3,123
    take a taco and crush it up into a bowl. some use doritos. add your favorite salad dressing. bam.
    will myself to find a home, a home within myself
    we will find a way, we will find our place
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    i make an awesome mum you need someone to breed and be a good mother im your lady ;) lol
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    edited June 2016
    JWPearl said:

    i make an awesome mum you need someone to breed and be a good mother im your lady ;) lol

    Well hello there! :lol:

    I have a huge collection of 8 tracks and betamax.
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Posts: 12,844
    I bring an almost unlimited supply of snarkiness and disdain to the table.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • Who PrincessWho Princess Posts: 7,305
    I tell dirty jokes.
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,237
    Bourbon & good tequlia.
    www.cluthelee.com
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    massages i give the best massages in change for manly labor ;)
  • markymark550markymark550 Posts: 5,120
    It would depend on who is in the group.
  • OffSheGoes35OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,514
    markymark550 said:

    It would depend on who is in the group.

    He says as he enlists in the Victoria's Secret models search party. :smiley:
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    I have a frisbee with appropriate grams for long distance and fun
    also, Swedish fish,
    also some pebbles gathered from a mile down into the grand canyon,
    also I can play first or second or third base.
    also, i cannot sing but I do anyway
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,095
    Good natured mischief.





    And beans. Lots of beans.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,095
    And I can bring Rob, push his Walker.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Posts: 12,844
    rollings has inspired me to dig deep and really look at my talents and abilities.

    I can not sing, and so I don't inflict my voice on anybody else. That is a skill not everyone has.
    I have a brand new pole saw that I like very much. I can trim trees like nobody's business.
    I can also climb trees well, so I could pick the fruit at the very top.
    I am a good listener, which will be needed, what with all the stupid jokes and dirty jokes.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • InHiding80InHiding80 Posts: 7,623
    A supply of bad movies to make fun of like MST3K and Rifftrax.
  • markymark550markymark550 Posts: 5,120
    edited June 2016
    OffSheGoes35 said:

    markymark550 said:

    It would depend on who is in the group.

    He says as he enlists in the Victoria's Secret models search party. :smiley:
    :lol: guilty
  • Who PrincessWho Princess Posts: 7,305
    rollings said:

    I have a frisbee with appropriate grams for long distance and fun
    also, Swedish fish,
    also some pebbles gathered from a mile down into the grand canyon,
    also I can play first or second or third base.
    also, i cannot sing but I do anyway

    Swedish fish are a necessary food group, the red ones at least.
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • DegeneratefkDegeneratefk Posts: 3,123
    JWPearl said:

    massages i give the best massages in change for manly labor ;)

    So if you're giving happy endings how would we repopulate?
    will myself to find a home, a home within myself
    we will find a way, we will find our place
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Greekglish
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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