New generations kids names

Who Princess

hedonist said:

RKCNDY said:

For those too lazy... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3320516/Twinkle-Twinkie-Twilight-safe-good-condition.html

My god, what is wrong with some parents.

It'd make a great stripper name though

We all hoped the mom would lose parental rights and the little girl could be adopted by someone who'd give her a new name.

Who Princess

pjhawks said:

it's a Dan Jenkins novel. I believe it is "You Gotta Play Hurt". it's pretty basic reading but kind of a funny book if i recall.

That makes sense. He's a Fort Worth boy. Yeah, he has a good sense of humor

Degeneratefk

dankind said:

Degeneratefk said:

My nickname was ace a long time ago.

Because you were a world class stroker?

I don't get it.

dankind

Degeneratefk said:

dankind said:

Degeneratefk said:

My nickname was ace a long time ago.

Because you were a world class stroker?

I don't get it.

I bet you say that a lot.

StevieG

There are some silly names being used now. I prefer normal names, just my opinion. My sister in law almost named her son Decklin, what the fuck is a Decklin??? She used it as his middle name instead

markymark550

My mom was a public school teacher and the year before she retired (2012) there was a girl named Le-a in one of her classes. She said that when she did roll call she pronounced it like Leah (as one would assume). No kid answered her and after about 15 seconds she heard a tooth suck, heavy sigh, and "ain't no Leah here, it's pronounced Luhdashah." Mom said she instantly cringed and knew after 20+ years of teaching that it was time to retire.

My wife went to school with a set of twins named Male' (pronounced like mall) and Fe'male (fuhmalay). Apparently when the hospital staff put the bracelets on the kids they had Male and Female and the mother thought the doctor had named her kids for her.

Degeneratefk

dankind said:

Degeneratefk said:

dankind said:

Degeneratefk said:

My nickname was ace a long time ago.

Because you were a world class stroker?

I don't get it.

I bet you say that a lot.

No, I don't. I'm pretty quick. What are you referring to?

hedonist

StevieG said:

There are some silly names being used now. I prefer normal names, just my opinion. My sister in law almost named her son Decklin, what the fuck is a Decklin??? She used it as his middle name instead

Stop decklin around and get back to work!

Wobbie

Degeneratefk said:

dankind said:

Degeneratefk said:

dankind said:

Degeneratefk said:

My nickname was ace a long time ago.

Because you were a world class stroker?

I don't get it.

I bet you say that a lot.

No, I don't. I'm pretty quick. What are you referring to?

crystal says you're pretty quick.

Degeneratefk

Wobbie said:

Degeneratefk said:

dankind said:

Degeneratefk said:

dankind said:

Degeneratefk said:

My nickname was ace a long time ago.

Because you were a world class stroker?

I don't get it.

I bet you say that a lot.

No, I don't. I'm pretty quick. What are you referring to?

crystal says you're pretty quick.

Yea, that's how it goes sometimes

dankind

Degeneratefk said:

Wobbie said:

Degeneratefk said:

dankind said:

Degeneratefk said:

dankind said:

Degeneratefk said:

My nickname was ace a long time ago.

Because you were a world class stroker?

I don't get it.

I bet you say that a lot.

No, I don't. I'm pretty quick. What are you referring to?

crystal says you're pretty quick.

Yea, that's how it goes sometimes

Especially when you don't get it a lot.

Maybe you should change your user name to Twopumpfk.

Degeneratefk

I wonder if they would let me change my screenname.

Malroth

For both my kids I suggested the name Fallopian. My wife vetoed.
Its up for grabs.

RKCNDY

markymark550 said:

My mom was a public school teacher and the year before she retired (2012) there was a girl named Le-a in one of her classes. She said that when she did roll call she pronounced it like Leah (as one would assume). No kid answered her and after about 15 seconds she heard a tooth suck, heavy sigh, and "ain't no Leah here, it's pronounced Luhdashah." Mom said she instantly cringed and knew after 20+ years of teaching that it was time to retire.

My wife went to school with a set of twins named Male' (pronounced like mall) and Fe'male (fuhmalay). Apparently when the hospital staff put the bracelets on the kids they had Male and Female and the mother thought the doctor had named her kids for her.

This is just as bad as when pet owners name their dog 'Dee Oh Gee'

EarlWelsh

My brother used to work for Buffalo Public Schools. He came across the name Princess Mantooth. First name: Princess. Last name: Mantooth. Poor girl.

He's also seen La-a, pronounced la-dash-ah.

Degeneratefk

I have 2 older girls. When my wife was pregnant with my son, I tried for 9 months to get her to let me name him ryne (after ryne sandberg). His name is tyler. I called him ryne for the first 3 or 4 years of his life. So much so, that he introduced himself as ryne to his preschool friends.

hedonist

Degeneratefk said:

I have 2 older girls. When my wife was pregnant with my son, I tried for 9 months to get her to let me name him ryne (after ryne sandberg). His name is tyler. I called him ryne for the first 3 or 4 years of his life. So much so, that he introduced himself as ryne to his preschool friends.

A therapist may thank you for that in a few years

Wobbie

Degeneratefk said:

I have 2 older girls. When my wife was pregnant with my son, I tried for 9 months to get her to let me name him ryne (after ryne sandberg). His name is tyler. I called him ryne for the first 3 or 4 years of his life. So much so, that he introduced himself as ryne to his preschool friends.

ryne who?

Degeneratefk

Ryne sandberg is the best second baseman ever. Fuck joe Morgan, fuck Jeff kent.

dankind

Fuck Joe Morgan, indeed.