Right Wing Conservative Americans Make Me Laugh

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  • hedonist said:

    I think that goes with any (religious) sect, gimme.

    No.
    Muslims don't fuck around.
    It's all in.
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524

    hedonist said:

    I think that goes with any (religious) sect, gimme.

    No.
    Muslims don't fuck around.
    It's all in.
    Care to expound?

    Otherwise, I'm gonna have BB take on some of my all-in-don't-fuck-with-us Jewish relatives of mine.

    Nart! It's on, brother =)
  • hedonist said:

    hedonist said:

    I think that goes with any (religious) sect, gimme.

    No.
    Muslims don't fuck around.
    It's all in.
    Care to expound?

    Otherwise, I'm gonna have BB take on some of my all-in-don't-fuck-with-us Jewish relatives of mine.

    Nart! It's on, brother =)
    I am of the faith to not argue.
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  • Cliffy6745
    Cliffy6745 Posts: 34,036
    Welp, Boehner resigning. Things are about to get a lot more crazy.
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Cliffy, my husband just told me about that. I asked him why and he said "because he's a dick".

    I would love to see Boehner actually say those words.
  • dignin
    dignin Posts: 9,478
    Maybe he had a revelation of conscious after meeting the Pope yesterday. He did look really moved by it.

    If he was, I would rather him stay and try and be a force for good.
  • Cliffy6745
    Cliffy6745 Posts: 34,036
    hedonist said:

    Cliffy, my husband just told me about that. I asked him why and he said "because he's a dick".

    I would love to see Boehner actually say those words.

    hahahah
  • mikepegg44
    mikepegg44 Posts: 3,353

    funny how the republicans have turned on the pope.


    They would actually be the group screaming in favor of the crucifixion of Jesus. Funny how they have literally become the modern day Pharisees...

    social conservatives sure care a lot about what other people are doing...and they sure believe that EVERYTHING in the world has more control over their kids behavior than they do...I guess if you, yourself, can't behave with any semblance of consistency how on earth can you trust your kids to behave when you are their model?
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,766
    edited September 2015
    Meanwhile, there has to be at least one person in the group who uses puppets as sex toys during gay orgies. These groups are full of pathetic hypocrites who are trying to "cure" what they consider their own sexual deviances (I am not suggesting that being gay is deviant, of course). Same thing with priests.
    Post edited by PJ_Soul on
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,766

    image

    See??! You guys can't help but tarnish the good name that is Jesus h Christ!

    The h is for holiness
    you know what people should be offended by?

    your avatar.

    seriously, has anybody here clicked on your name and looked at it up close?

    if not, it contains cosby wearing a confederate flag dress, jared from subway, obama, guns, planned parenthood logo, and a lion holding a massive double headed marital aid.

    jesus would probably be ashamed. embarrassed at least.
    I actually think it's one of the best avatars currently being used on the boards. I love it.
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  • PJ_Soul said:

    image

    See??! You guys can't help but tarnish the good name that is Jesus h Christ!

    The h is for holiness
    you know what people should be offended by?

    your avatar.

    seriously, has anybody here clicked on your name and looked at it up close?

    if not, it contains cosby wearing a confederate flag dress, jared from subway, obama, guns, planned parenthood logo, and a lion holding a massive double headed marital aid.

    jesus would probably be ashamed. embarrassed at least.
    I actually think it's one of the best avatars currently being used on the boards. I love it.
    Why are you picking on gimmie? Didn't you see that photo of him? He never got to fully rock out and now you're saying he's wrong.

    Just pile on why dontcha? Pile on because he didn't get to rip a solo and was used as a prop.
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  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,429

    funny how the republicans have turned on the pope.


    They would actually be the group screaming in favor of the crucifixion of Jesus. Funny how they have literally become the modern day Pharisees...

    social conservatives sure care a lot about what other people are doing...and they sure believe that EVERYTHING in the world has more control over their kids behavior than they do...I guess if you, yourself, can't behave with any semblance of consistency how on earth can you trust your kids to behave when you are their model?
    they have done just that mike. i completely agree with you.

    i am actually sad to see it happen.

    good to see you around here. the train has sorely missed your contributions.

    hope all is well with you, man.
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  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,429
    i agree with this too. i have never, ever, liked boehner. i do respect him for standing up to the crazies in his party. i think he saw the writing on the wall that the tea party was going to take over the house and he could not stop them. to be honest, i am kind of surprised he made it this long. but at the same time, he should finish out his elected term, otherwise he is the new sarah palin. i would rather not run again, rather than be forced out by the moron faction of my own party.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,429
    maybe he saw the writing on the electoral wall that the gop is going to lose in 2016 and he did not want to be the man responsible for it. maybe he would rather hand his successor the knife and let them cut their own wrist.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,429

    PJ_Soul said:

    image

    See??! You guys can't help but tarnish the good name that is Jesus h Christ!

    The h is for holiness
    you know what people should be offended by?

    your avatar.

    seriously, has anybody here clicked on your name and looked at it up close?

    if not, it contains cosby wearing a confederate flag dress, jared from subway, obama, guns, planned parenthood logo, and a lion holding a massive double headed marital aid.

    jesus would probably be ashamed. embarrassed at least.
    I actually think it's one of the best avatars currently being used on the boards. I love it.
    Why are you picking on gimmie? Didn't you see that photo of him? He never got to fully rock out and now you're saying he's wrong.

    Just pile on why dontcha? Pile on because he didn't get to rip a solo and was used as a prop.
    i just saw this. made me laugh out loud, because i totally didn't get to fully rock. i was used as a prop. something to stand on, haha...
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    What happens when (almost) all of our AMT threads come together - republicans, gay marriage, immigration .... and guns!

    http://www.salon.com/2015/09/25/the_most_bizarre_gop_primary_ad_so_far_conservative_challenger_suggests_shell_shoot_moderate_republicans_or_something/
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,674

    What happens when (almost) all of our AMT threads come together - republicans, gay marriage, immigration .... and guns!

    http://www.salon.com/2015/09/25/the_most_bizarre_gop_primary_ad_so_far_conservative_challenger_suggests_shell_shoot_moderate_republicans_or_something/

    Good grief! Almost thought it was The Onion for a minute. Seems like a lot of the world is Onion like these days. Sometime not sure whether to laugh or puke. Craziness!
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    -Roberto Benigni

  • PJ_Soul said:

    image

    See??! You guys can't help but tarnish the good name that is Jesus h Christ!

    The h is for holiness
    you know what people should be offended by?

    your avatar.

    seriously, has anybody here clicked on your name and looked at it up close?

    if not, it contains cosby wearing a confederate flag dress, jared from subway, obama, guns, planned parenthood logo, and a lion holding a massive double headed marital aid.

    jesus would probably be ashamed. embarrassed at least.
    I actually think it's one of the best avatars currently being used on the boards. I love it.
    Why are you picking on gimmie? Didn't you see that photo of him? He never got to fully rock out and now you're saying he's wrong.

    Just pile on why dontcha? Pile on because he didn't get to rip a solo and was used as a prop.
    i just saw this. made me laugh out loud, because i totally didn't get to fully rock. i was used as a prop. something to stand on, haha...
    Hahahaha!

    Glad you saw the humour I was trying for (there was also a tone I was intending to replicate).
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • callen
    callen Posts: 6,388

    funny how the republicans have turned on the pope.


    They would actually be the group screaming in favor of the crucifixion of Jesus. Funny how they have literally become the modern day Pharisees...

    social conservatives sure care a lot about what other people are doing...and they sure believe that EVERYTHING in the world has more control over their kids behavior than they do...I guess if you, yourself, can't behave with any semblance of consistency how on earth can you trust your kids to behave when you are their model?
    Left Van Halen show last night and fundies peached to exiting concert growers. Really sad but thought same thing, aren't you judging.

    Oh Diamond Dave needs to retire. Horrible
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