Right Wing Conservative Americans Make Me Laugh

PJfanwillneverleave1

hedonist said:

I think that goes with any (religious) sect, gimme.

No.
Muslims don't fuck around.
It's all in.

hedonist

PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

hedonist said:

I think that goes with any (religious) sect, gimme.

No.
Muslims don't fuck around.
It's all in.

Care to expound?

Otherwise, I'm gonna have BB take on some of my all-in-don't-fuck-with-us Jewish relatives of mine.

Nart! It's on, brother

PJfanwillneverleave1

hedonist said:

PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

hedonist said:

I think that goes with any (religious) sect, gimme.

No.
Muslims don't fuck around.
It's all in.

Care to expound?

Otherwise, I'm gonna have BB take on some of my all-in-don't-fuck-with-us Jewish relatives of mine.

Nart! It's on, brother

I am of the faith to not argue.
My religion is called "God"
It has a nice ring, people in general seem to like it and its catchy.
Please don't argue with me as I am god.

Cliffy6745

Welp, Boehner resigning. Things are about to get a lot more crazy.

hedonist

Cliffy, my husband just told me about that. I asked him why and he said "because he's a dick".

I would love to see Boehner actually say those words.

dignin

Maybe he had a revelation of conscious after meeting the Pope yesterday. He did look really moved by it.

If he was, I would rather him stay and try and be a force for good.

Cliffy6745

https://twitter.com/imillhiser/status/647406959294054401

Cliffy6745

hedonist said:

Cliffy, my husband just told me about that. I asked him why and he said "because he's a dick".

I would love to see Boehner actually say those words.

hahahah

mikepegg44

gimmesometruth27 said:

funny how the republicans have turned on the pope.

They would actually be the group screaming in favor of the crucifixion of Jesus. Funny how they have literally become the modern day Pharisees...

social conservatives sure care a lot about what other people are doing...and they sure believe that EVERYTHING in the world has more control over their kids behavior than they do...I guess if you, yourself, can't behave with any semblance of consistency how on earth can you trust your kids to behave when you are their model?

PJ_Soul

Bentleyspop said:

Family values group calls new Muppets show "perverted" - Fortune
http://fortune.com/2015/09/21/one-million-moms-muppets/?xid=gn_editorspicks&google_editors_picks=true

Meanwhile, there has to be at least one person in the group who uses puppets as sex toys during gay orgies. These groups are full of pathetic hypocrites who are trying to "cure" what they consider their own sexual deviances (I am not suggesting that being gay is deviant, of course). Same thing with priests.

PJ_Soul

gimmesometruth27 said:

JUST A GIRL said:

gimmesometruth27 said:

See??! You guys can't help but tarnish the good name that is Jesus h Christ!

The h is for holiness

you know what people should be offended by?

your avatar.

seriously, has anybody here clicked on your name and looked at it up close?

if not, it contains cosby wearing a confederate flag dress, jared from subway, obama, guns, planned parenthood logo, and a lion holding a massive double headed marital aid.

jesus would probably be ashamed. embarrassed at least.

I actually think it's one of the best avatars currently being used on the boards. I love it.

Thirty Bills Unpaid

PJ_Soul said:

gimmesometruth27 said:

JUST A GIRL said:

gimmesometruth27 said:

See??! You guys can't help but tarnish the good name that is Jesus h Christ!

The h is for holiness

you know what people should be offended by?

your avatar.

seriously, has anybody here clicked on your name and looked at it up close?

if not, it contains cosby wearing a confederate flag dress, jared from subway, obama, guns, planned parenthood logo, and a lion holding a massive double headed marital aid.

jesus would probably be ashamed. embarrassed at least.

I actually think it's one of the best avatars currently being used on the boards. I love it.

Why are you picking on gimmie? Didn't you see that photo of him? He never got to fully rock out and now you're saying he's wrong.

Just pile on why dontcha? Pile on because he didn't get to rip a solo and was used as a prop.

gimmesometruth27

mikepegg44 said:

gimmesometruth27 said:

funny how the republicans have turned on the pope.

They would actually be the group screaming in favor of the crucifixion of Jesus. Funny how they have literally become the modern day Pharisees...

social conservatives sure care a lot about what other people are doing...and they sure believe that EVERYTHING in the world has more control over their kids behavior than they do...I guess if you, yourself, can't behave with any semblance of consistency how on earth can you trust your kids to behave when you are their model?

they have done just that mike. i completely agree with you.

i am actually sad to see it happen.

good to see you around here. the train has sorely missed your contributions.

hope all is well with you, man.

gimmesometruth27

Cliffy6745 said:

https://twitter.com/imillhiser/status/647406959294054401

i agree with this too. i have never, ever, liked boehner. i do respect him for standing up to the crazies in his party. i think he saw the writing on the wall that the tea party was going to take over the house and he could not stop them. to be honest, i am kind of surprised he made it this long. but at the same time, he should finish out his elected term, otherwise he is the new sarah palin. i would rather not run again, rather than be forced out by the moron faction of my own party.

gimmesometruth27

maybe he saw the writing on the electoral wall that the gop is going to lose in 2016 and he did not want to be the man responsible for it. maybe he would rather hand his successor the knife and let them cut their own wrist.

gimmesometruth27

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

PJ_Soul said:

gimmesometruth27 said:

JUST A GIRL said:

gimmesometruth27 said:

See??! You guys can't help but tarnish the good name that is Jesus h Christ!

The h is for holiness

you know what people should be offended by?

your avatar.

seriously, has anybody here clicked on your name and looked at it up close?

if not, it contains cosby wearing a confederate flag dress, jared from subway, obama, guns, planned parenthood logo, and a lion holding a massive double headed marital aid.

jesus would probably be ashamed. embarrassed at least.

I actually think it's one of the best avatars currently being used on the boards. I love it.

Why are you picking on gimmie? Didn't you see that photo of him? He never got to fully rock out and now you're saying he's wrong.

Just pile on why dontcha? Pile on because he didn't get to rip a solo and was used as a prop.

i just saw this. made me laugh out loud, because i totally didn't get to fully rock. i was used as a prop. something to stand on, haha...

oftenreading

What happens when (almost) all of our AMT threads come together - republicans, gay marriage, immigration .... and guns!

http://www.salon.com/2015/09/25/the_most_bizarre_gop_primary_ad_so_far_conservative_challenger_suggests_shell_shoot_moderate_republicans_or_something/

brianlux

oftenreading said:

What happens when (almost) all of our AMT threads come together - republicans, gay marriage, immigration .... and guns!

http://www.salon.com/2015/09/25/the_most_bizarre_gop_primary_ad_so_far_conservative_challenger_suggests_shell_shoot_moderate_republicans_or_something/

Good grief! Almost thought it was The Onion for a minute. Seems like a lot of the world is Onion like these days. Sometime not sure whether to laugh or puke. Craziness!

Thirty Bills Unpaid

gimmesometruth27 said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

PJ_Soul said:

gimmesometruth27 said:

JUST A GIRL said:

gimmesometruth27 said:

See??! You guys can't help but tarnish the good name that is Jesus h Christ!

The h is for holiness

you know what people should be offended by?

your avatar.

seriously, has anybody here clicked on your name and looked at it up close?

if not, it contains cosby wearing a confederate flag dress, jared from subway, obama, guns, planned parenthood logo, and a lion holding a massive double headed marital aid.

jesus would probably be ashamed. embarrassed at least.

I actually think it's one of the best avatars currently being used on the boards. I love it.

Why are you picking on gimmie? Didn't you see that photo of him? He never got to fully rock out and now you're saying he's wrong.

Just pile on why dontcha? Pile on because he didn't get to rip a solo and was used as a prop.

i just saw this. made me laugh out loud, because i totally didn't get to fully rock. i was used as a prop. something to stand on, haha...

Hahahaha!

Glad you saw the humour I was trying for (there was also a tone I was intending to replicate).

callen

mikepegg44 said:

gimmesometruth27 said:

funny how the republicans have turned on the pope.

They would actually be the group screaming in favor of the crucifixion of Jesus. Funny how they have literally become the modern day Pharisees...

social conservatives sure care a lot about what other people are doing...and they sure believe that EVERYTHING in the world has more control over their kids behavior than they do...I guess if you, yourself, can't behave with any semblance of consistency how on earth can you trust your kids to behave when you are their model?

Left Van Halen show last night and fundies peached to exiting concert growers. Really sad but thought same thing, aren't you judging.

Oh Diamond Dave needs to retire. Horrible