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Family values group calls new Muppets show "perverted" - Fortune
http://fortune.com/2015/09/21/one-million-moms-muppets/?xid=gn_editorspicks&google_editors_picks=true
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  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,431
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    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,431
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    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    This isn't even about conservatism or liberalism or any ism-ism-ism, at least to me.

    It's just stupid, period.

    I can't fathom how it was OK for a frog and pig to be getting it on (actually would like to know how that'd work; frog legs or the infamous "gotcha!" tongue action?), but when they break up - THEN it's a problem?

    Ridiculous in how outrage seems so misplaced. All got our causes, though.

    ...and as I'm about to hit the post button...this ISN'T something onion-esque, is it?!
  • JUST A GIRL
    JUST A GIRL Posts: 372
    gimmesometruth27 said:

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    See??! You guys can't help but tarnish the good name that is Jesus h Christ!

    The h is for holiness
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,674
    The Muppets were ALWAYS a bunch of perverted weirdos. Two goofy gay guys living together. A sex crazed belligerent female pig. A weirded out monster with incurable munchies. A filthy rock and roll band with Dreaded Teeth. But worst of all, an over-sized bird teaching kids a dangerous word in this subliminal message:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrjNv-u0-Rc

    Go pro-family One Million Moms!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • ldent42
    ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    brianlux said:

    The Muppets were ALWAYS a bunch of perverted weirdos. Two goofy gay guys living together. A sex crazed belligerent female pig. A weirded out monster with incurable munchies. A filthy rock and roll band with Dreaded Teeth. But worst of all, an over-sized bird teaching kids a dangerous word in this subliminal message:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrjNv-u0-Rc

    Go pro-family One Million Moms!

    What's the subliminal message? I don't see it! :bawling:
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,674
    edited September 2015
    ldent42 said:

    brianlux said:

    The Muppets were ALWAYS a bunch of perverted weirdos. Two goofy gay guys living together. A sex crazed belligerent female pig. A weirded out monster with incurable munchies. A filthy rock and roll band with Dreaded Teeth. But worst of all, an over-sized bird teaching kids a dangerous word in this subliminal message:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrjNv-u0-Rc

    Go pro-family One Million Moms!

    What's the subliminal message? I don't see it! :bawling:
    Abcedfghijklmnopqrstuvwxzy: The most dangerous word in the English language... not to mention rather "qr"! LOL!
    Post edited by brianlux on
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  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    edited September 2015
    brianlux said:

    The Muppets were ALWAYS a bunch of perverted weirdos. Two goofy gay guys living together. A sex crazed belligerent female pig. A weirded out monster with incurable munchies. A filthy rock and roll band with Dreaded Teeth. But worst of all, an over-sized bird teaching kids a dangerous word in this subliminal message:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrjNv-u0-Rc

    Go pro-family One Million Moms!


    You're mixing up the Muppets(sex crazed pig and rock and roll band) and Sesame Street(two guys living together, crazed monster with munchies and giant bird).
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    JUST A GIRL said:

    gimmesometruth27 said:

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    See??! You guys can't help but tarnish the good name that is Jesus h Christ!

    The h is for holiness
    Get over it.

    Religion has been a target since long before you came around these boards, and it still will be long after you are gone.
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,674
    northerndragon said:

    brianlux said:

    The Muppets were ALWAYS a bunch of perverted weirdos. Two goofy gay guys living together. A sex crazed belligerent female pig. A weirded out monster with incurable munchies. A filthy rock and roll band with Dreaded Teeth. But worst of all, an over-sized bird teaching kids a dangerous word in this subliminal message:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrjNv-u0-Rc

    Go pro-family One Million Moms!


    You're mixing up the Muppets(sex crazed pig and rock and roll band) and Sesame Street(two guys living together, crazed monster with munchies and giant bird).
    imageimage
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • ldent42
    ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    brianlux said:

    northerndragon said:

    brianlux said:

    The Muppets were ALWAYS a bunch of perverted weirdos. Two goofy gay guys living together. A sex crazed belligerent female pig. A weirded out monster with incurable munchies. A filthy rock and roll band with Dreaded Teeth. But worst of all, an over-sized bird teaching kids a dangerous word in this subliminal message:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrjNv-u0-Rc

    Go pro-family One Million Moms!


    You're mixing up the Muppets(sex crazed pig and rock and roll band) and Sesame Street(two guys living together, crazed monster with munchies and giant bird).
    imageimage
    dont feel bad I didn't catch it either lol
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,798
    Wait a minute. Jesus "h" Christ?
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,674
    edited September 2015
    mickeyrat said:

    Wait a minute. Jesus "h" Christ?

    Haploid: "In a joke made by biology students, the H is said to stand for "Haploid"; the implication being that since by the doctrine of the Virgin birth Jesus had no biological father, his genome would have been inherited entirely from his mother, the Virgin Mary."

    Also, some think it stand for either "Harry" or "Hippy".

    Also: "The H stands for Harold, as in, "Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name"
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,798
    brianlux said:

    mickeyrat said:

    Wait a minute. Jesus "h" Christ?

    Haploid: "In a joke made by biology students, the H is said to stand for "Haploid"; the implication being that since by the doctrine of the Virgin birth Jesus had no biological father, his genome would have been inherited entirely from his mother, the Virgin Mary."

    Also, some think it stand for either "Harry" or "Hippy".
    I have certainly heard it used but not in the way as described above these posts.
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  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,431
    jesus holiness christ. has a nice ring to it.

    think i might give my next son and or daughter that middle name. seems to fit boy and girl well. maybe i might give them holiness as a first name. if i wanted to get them mocked, bullied, and beaten that is.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,674
    gimmesometruth27 said:

    jesus holiness christ. has a nice ring to it.

    think i might give my next son and or daughter that middle name. seems to fit boy and girl well. maybe i might give them holiness as a first name. if i wanted to get them mocked, bullied, and beaten that is.

    But maybe if you pronounce it "hey-seuss".. nawww, that would just result in the same- "mocked, bullied, and beaten".
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,431
    brianlux said:

    gimmesometruth27 said:

    jesus holiness christ. has a nice ring to it.

    think i might give my next son and or daughter that middle name. seems to fit boy and girl well. maybe i might give them holiness as a first name. if i wanted to get them mocked, bullied, and beaten that is.

    But maybe if you pronounce it "hey-seuss".. nawww, that would just result in the same- "mocked, bullied, and beaten".
    i will pronounce it jesus.

    like "hey-swiss".
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,674
    gimmesometruth27 said:

    brianlux said:

    gimmesometruth27 said:

    jesus holiness christ. has a nice ring to it.

    think i might give my next son and or daughter that middle name. seems to fit boy and girl well. maybe i might give them holiness as a first name. if i wanted to get them mocked, bullied, and beaten that is.

    But maybe if you pronounce it "hey-seuss".. nawww, that would just result in the same- "mocked, bullied, and beaten".
    i will pronounce it jesus.

    like "hey-swiss".
    LOL!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    brianlux said:

    mickeyrat said:

    Wait a minute. Jesus "h" Christ?

    Haploid: "In a joke made by biology students, the H is said to stand for "Haploid"; the implication being that since by the doctrine of the Virgin birth Jesus had no biological father, his genome would have been inherited entirely from his mother, the Virgin Mary."

    Also, some think it stand for either "Harry" or "Hippy".

    Also: "The H stands for Harold, as in, "Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name"
    Brian H. Lux =)

    (and frankly, would it be the end of the world if it were "Jesus Hedonist Christ"? Just sayin!)
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    ...speaking of the end of the world, apparently there's a new blood moon / doomsday alert? In six days, I believe.

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