Right Wing Conservative Americans Make Me Laugh

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  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,431

    image

    See??! You guys can't help but tarnish the good name that is Jesus h Christ!

    The h is for holiness
    you know what people should be offended by?

    your avatar.

    seriously, has anybody here clicked on your name and looked at it up close?

    if not, it contains cosby wearing a confederate flag dress, jared from subway, obama, guns, planned parenthood logo, and a lion holding a massive double headed marital aid.

    jesus would probably be ashamed. embarrassed at least.
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,675
    hedonist said:

    brianlux said:

    mickeyrat said:

    Wait a minute. Jesus "h" Christ?

    Haploid: "In a joke made by biology students, the H is said to stand for "Haploid"; the implication being that since by the doctrine of the Virgin birth Jesus had no biological father, his genome would have been inherited entirely from his mother, the Virgin Mary."

    Also, some think it stand for either "Harry" or "Hippy".

    Also: "The H stands for Harold, as in, "Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name"
    Brian H. Lux =)

    (and frankly, would it be the end of the world if it were "Jesus Hedonist Christ"? Just sayin!)
    :rofl:

    and again

    :rofl:
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  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,431
    brianlux said:

    hedonist said:

    brianlux said:

    mickeyrat said:

    Wait a minute. Jesus "h" Christ?

    Haploid: "In a joke made by biology students, the H is said to stand for "Haploid"; the implication being that since by the doctrine of the Virgin birth Jesus had no biological father, his genome would have been inherited entirely from his mother, the Virgin Mary."

    Also, some think it stand for either "Harry" or "Hippy".

    Also: "The H stands for Harold, as in, "Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name"
    Brian H. Lux =)

    (and frankly, would it be the end of the world if it were "Jesus Hedonist Christ"? Just sayin!)
    :rofl:

    and again

    :rofl:
    gimmesometrutHesus27
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  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576

    image

    See??! You guys can't help but tarnish the good name that is Jesus h Christ!

    The h is for holiness
    you know what people should be offended by?

    your avatar.

    seriously, has anybody here clicked on your name and looked at it up close?

    if not, it contains cosby wearing a confederate flag dress, jared from subway, obama, guns, planned parenthood logo, and a lion holding a massive double headed marital aid.

    jesus would probably be ashamed. embarrassed at least.
    More evidence of the bridge-dwelling nature of some posters. Offending for a reason is expression, offending for the sake of offending is trolling.
    People around here spout blatant racism, bigotry, and more, and who gets banned?
    Not them.
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    JesusHelluvagoodmuslimChrist?
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,675
    rgambs said:

    image

    See??! You guys can't help but tarnish the good name that is Jesus h Christ!

    The h is for holiness
    you know what people should be offended by?

    your avatar.

    seriously, has anybody here clicked on your name and looked at it up close?

    if not, it contains cosby wearing a confederate flag dress, jared from subway, obama, guns, planned parenthood logo, and a lion holding a massive double headed marital aid.

    jesus would probably be ashamed. embarrassed at least.
    More evidence of the bridge-dwelling nature of some posters. Offending for a reason is expression, offending for the sake of offending is trolling.
    People around here spout blatant racism, bigotry, and more, and who gets banned?
    Not them.
    Wow, no shit guys. I hadn't really looked at that avatar very closely. I'd rather see that dead baby avatar- at least it was more honest, far more real and anything but trolling.


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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,799

    image

    See??! You guys can't help but tarnish the good name that is Jesus h Christ!

    The h is for holiness
    you know what people should be offended by?

    your avatar.

    seriously, has anybody here clicked on your name and looked at it up close?

    if not, it contains cosby wearing a confederate flag dress, jared from subway, obama, guns, planned parenthood logo, and a lion holding a massive double headed marital aid.

    jesus would probably be ashabmed. embarrassed at least.
    suggests to me that what is claimed in other places may not necessarily be so. $20 to troll? Definite possibility.

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  • rgambs said:

    image

    See??! You guys can't help but tarnish the good name that is Jesus h Christ!

    The h is for holiness
    you know what people should be offended by?

    your avatar.

    seriously, has anybody here clicked on your name and looked at it up close?

    if not, it contains cosby wearing a confederate flag dress, jared from subway, obama, guns, planned parenthood logo, and a lion holding a massive double headed marital aid.

    jesus would probably be ashamed. embarrassed at least.
    More evidence of the bridge-dwelling nature of some posters. Offending for a reason is expression, offending for the sake of offending is trolling.
    People around here spout blatant racism, bigotry, and more, and who gets banned?
    Not them.
    Not to mention, some are easily offended themselves.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,675
    mickeyrat said:

    image

    See??! You guys can't help but tarnish the good name that is Jesus h Christ!

    The h is for holiness
    you know what people should be offended by?

    your avatar.

    seriously, has anybody here clicked on your name and looked at it up close?

    if not, it contains cosby wearing a confederate flag dress, jared from subway, obama, guns, planned parenthood logo, and a lion holding a massive double headed marital aid.

    jesus would probably be ashabmed. embarrassed at least.
    suggests to me that what is claimed in other places may not necessarily be so. $20 to troll? Definite possibility.

    Twenty bucks will buy a person a train car load of negative attention getting.
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,431
    funny how the republicans have turned on the pope.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,799
    edited September 2015
    I think its fantastic that after he addresses Congress , he is going to go feed and eat with the homeless in DC. Instead of have lunch with the party leaders from both sides of the aisle as well as both chambers.
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  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,431
    mickeyrat said:

    I think its fantastic that after he addresses Congress , he is going to go feed and eat with the homeless in DC. Instead of have lunch with the party leaders from both sides of the aisle as well as both chambers.

    righties will say he is just posturing because the world is watching.

    isn't cognitive dissonance great??
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    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856

    mickeyrat said:

    I think its fantastic that after he addresses Congress , he is going to go feed and eat with the homeless in DC. Instead of have lunch with the party leaders from both sides of the aisle as well as both chambers.

    righties will say he is just posturing because the world is watching.

    isn't cognitive dissonance great??
    Yes, some will say that, despite the fact that for many years he has primarily ministered to the poor rather than the privileged.
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  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,431

    mickeyrat said:

    I think its fantastic that after he addresses Congress , he is going to go feed and eat with the homeless in DC. Instead of have lunch with the party leaders from both sides of the aisle as well as both chambers.

    righties will say he is just posturing because the world is watching.

    isn't cognitive dissonance great??
    Yes, some will say that, despite the fact that for many years he has primarily ministered to the poor rather than the privileged.
    that is what jesus said we are supposed to do. he walks the walk more than most people.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • Gern Blansten
    Gern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 22,479
    I wonder how right wing catholics reconcile their beliefs with the Pope's message? There has to be a lot of conflict there.
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  • callen
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    I wonder how right wing catholics reconcile their beliefs with the Pope's message? There has to be a lot of conflict there.

    I'm hoping a turning point for many.
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  • mickeyrat
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    callen said:

    I wonder how right wing catholics reconcile their beliefs with the Pope's message? There has to be a lot of conflict there.

    I'm hoping a turning point for many.
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  • jeffbr
    jeffbr Seattle Posts: 7,177

    I wonder how right wing catholics reconcile their beliefs with the Pope's message? There has to be a lot of conflict there.

    I would hope there would be a lot of conflict for any American Catholic who is living in the current century. How do left wing Catholics reconcile their beliefs with the church's doctrines (gay marriage, reproductive rights, gender equality, etc...)?
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  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,431
    jeffbr said:

    I wonder how right wing catholics reconcile their beliefs with the Pope's message? There has to be a lot of conflict there.

    I would hope there would be a lot of conflict for any American Catholic who is living in the current century. How do left wing Catholics reconcile their beliefs with the church's doctrines (gay marriage, reproductive rights, gender equality, etc...)?
    same as any other christian sect. they don't follow the parts of the bible that they don't like.
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    I think that goes with any (religious) sect, gimme.