Sh!t you always forget...

RKCNDY
RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
in All Encompassing Trip
*that $15 parking is really $18.32...because they charge tax for parking

*my re-useable bag when I go to the store, plastic bag ban forces stores to charge you $0.10/bag

The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

- Christopher McCandless
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  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Parking tax? Fuck that


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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Umm...the old "what did I walk in this room for?" moment.
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    That you shouldn't walk around with a Q-Tip in your ear.

    (No lectures about Q-Tips. My doctor already gave me one when I had to go in a few weeks after for damage I did to the inside of my ear as a result. The pain! Chunks of yuck that shouldn't be were coming from there. Apparently I tore through a bunch of skin when I accidentally clonked the Q-Tip deep in there. I had a giant raw spot and a huge scab in there! I was on ear drops for a few weeks. But still . . . if my ears itch I will VERY carefully use a Q-Tip. I know, I know . . . )
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  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    hedonist said:

    Umm...the old "what did I walk in this room for?" moment.

    Yes and the frequent "where the fuck are my keys?" that happens to me daily.
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    For me it is leaving the bottle of water I brought to the gym in the car. I remember to leave the house with it but always forget it when I get there. I look like an idiot when I am looking around by where I am working out then have that ohhh shit moment.
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  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,449
    I hate this whole tax thing in America. In Germany, I go to a store, see the price and pay exactly that at the cashier's. Here, I have to calculate how much the tax is on top of the price on the label. I don't care if it is easy, I am a mathematically challenged person and I want a final price :P I tend to forget about the taxes too when I go to a store.
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  • cutz
    cutz Posts: 12,293
    edited July 2015
    Leezestarr313 said:

    I hate this whole tax thing in America. In Germany, I go to a store, see the price and pay exactly that at the cashier's. Here, I have to calculate how much the tax is on top of the price on the label. I don't care if it is easy, I am a mathematically challenged person and I want a final price :P I tend to forget about the taxes too when I go to a store.

    I hate it too and i've lived in America my whole life>LOL>Just put the price what you have to pay on the product.

    I think i would sometimes forget my head, if it wasn't attached to me already>LOL!!>though i feel i do forget it sometimes>LOL

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  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,224
    Amongst the Ani said:

    For me it is leaving the bottle of water I brought to the gym in the car. I remember to leave the house with it but always forget it when I get there. I look like an idiot when I am looking around by where I am working out then have that ohhh shit moment.

    I do this too.

    When I take my lunch to work, it's usually leftovers from the night before. I always use tupperware containers and am constantly leaving those at my desk when I leave to go home. It'll get to be Friday and I'll have a mountain of tupperware to take back home.
  • DancedNLaughter
    DancedNLaughter the 509 Posts: 323
    WhatYouTaughtMe said:


    Yes and the frequent "where the fuck are my keys?" that happens to me daily.

    I've done the bit where I'm driving and I freak out because I can't find my keys . . . . . and they're in the ignition . . .doh!!!
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    edited July 2015
    Whatever is absolutely important. Keys, check, ID, I forgot to get in ghe car one day.. Just started walking down ghe street.. Got to the corner,remembered where I was going.. Umm yeah.. Seriously!! It drives me insane some days!
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  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    Getting home from the grocery store only to find I've gotten everything but the one thing I went for.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Going to the ATM before I go out to a game, street fair, festival, concert, etc. The ATMs at my destination always charge a stupid fee like $5 for the 'service fee'...I really have no excuse, both my bank's ATMs are 2 blocks away.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    My online passwords!!! :anguished:
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Hobbes said:

    Getting home from the grocery store only to find I've gotten everything but the one thing I went for.

    I blame Costco..."get charcoal, beer, and conditioner" I get there, " oh, a pyrex measuring cup set, and it's only $8!, oh wow, lightup vodka bottles! Oh that's as good price on laundry hampers, get some of those... oh yeah, I need computer paper, oooh...organic avocados! That's a good price...I'll make guacamole for tomorrow, charcoal, check...beer...check. where are those coconut cookies? Fuckers, they don't have them, I better get the fuck outta here, this cart is heavy"

    Get home...fuck, I forgot conditioner! .
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    RKCNDY said:

    Hobbes said:

    Getting home from the grocery store only to find I've gotten everything but the one thing I went for.

    I blame Costco..."get charcoal, beer, and conditioner" I get there, " oh, a pyrex measuring cup set, and it's only $8!, oh wow, lightup vodka bottles! Oh that's as good price on laundry hampers, get some of those... oh yeah, I need computer paper, oooh...organic avocados! That's a good price...I'll make guacamole for tomorrow, charcoal, check...beer...check. where are those coconut cookies? Fuckers, they don't have them, I better get the fuck outta here, this cart is heavy"

    Get home...fuck, I forgot conditioner! .
    The free samples are distracting, too.

    Get home. Fuck!! Batteries!!!!
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Hobbes said:

    RKCNDY said:

    Hobbes said:

    Getting home from the grocery store only to find I've gotten everything but the one thing I went for.

    I blame Costco..."get charcoal, beer, and conditioner" I get there, " oh, a pyrex measuring cup set, and it's only $8!, oh wow, lightup vodka bottles! Oh that's as good price on laundry hampers, get some of those... oh yeah, I need computer paper, oooh...organic avocados! That's a good price...I'll make guacamole for tomorrow, charcoal, check...beer...check. where are those coconut cookies? Fuckers, they don't have them, I better get the fuck outta here, this cart is heavy"

    Get home...fuck, I forgot conditioner! .
    The free samples are distracting, too.

    Get home. Fuck!! Batteries!!!!
    Fuck!!! Toilet Paper!!! ( I want to kick my own ass some days!!) I HATE when I do this!! Lol but I'm LOVING this thread! I feel right at home !!
  • Gillycw
    Gillycw Sydney Posts: 524
    The only thing you've gone to the shops for in the first place. Supermarkets are evil ,distracting places, F U and your 'buy 3 for the price of 2'!!
  • Gillycw
    Gillycw Sydney Posts: 524
    whispering hands said:

    Hobbes said:

    RKCNDY said:

    Hobbes said:

    Getting home from the grocery store only to find I've gotten everything but the one thing I went for.

    I blame Costco..."get charcoal, beer, and conditioner" I get there, " oh, a pyrex measuring cup set, and it's only $8!, oh wow, lightup vodka bottles! Oh that's as good price on laundry hampers, get some of those... oh yeah, I need computer paper, oooh...organic avocados! That's a good price...I'll make guacamole for tomorrow, charcoal, check...beer...check. where are those coconut cookies? Fuckers, they don't have them, I better get the fuck outta here, this cart is heavy"

    Get home...fuck, I forgot conditioner! .
    The free samples are distracting, too.

    Get home. Fuck!! Batteries!!!!
    Fuck!!! Toilet Paper!!! ( I want to kick my own ass some days!!) I HATE when I do this!! Lol but I'm LOVING this thread! I feel right at home !!
    This
  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    headphones when I ride on the bus
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    You spelled shit wrong

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