Hair and Beauty Tips

Sprunkn7

I love the people I work with. We made a pact that if one of us smells (in any way, breath, b.o. or other) that we would tell each other. It's a big leap to tell someone they stink but we just got rid of someone that smelled. We called it V, as in vag...she did..ugggh. No one would go in the bathroom after her lol. Sometimes the breath thing arises but it's mostly coffee.

FoxyRedLa

Omg.

PJ_Soul

There was a really gross woman at my office who had just the rankest BO ever, and it was getting worse and worse - it filled up the entire office area where she sat. Like probably 2500 square feet worth of air, lol. so finally her boss had to take her into her office (poor boss - not sure how she could stand being in a closed office with this reeker), and discussed how often she had to wash her clothes, told her that she had to shower each morning before coming to work, and she gave her 4 different brands of pit stick for her to choose from, and told her that she had to use at least one of them every morning. It did work. The lady stopped stinking and we were all very, very relieved. Pretty sad that a 48 year old woman had to be taught the basics of modern human hygiene, but there you have it.

Sprunkn7

FoxyRedLa said:

Omg.

sorry, sad but true story! We were like she smells and a male coworker said it smells like bad V and we were all like holy crap,,,really? I think it was backed up by the bathroom visits.. LOL

Malroth

chadwick said:

let us get down to brass tacks, shall we?
can we help a guy with perpetual ingrown toenails? i don't know him as he's the friend of a friend of a friend of a cousin of a nephew's

just askin


i was once told black sabbath (or heaven & hell) sound like ingrown toenails

frigg

In college, I had a couple ingrown toenails that actually grew through and stuck out of the bottom of my toes.

The Juggler

FoxyRedLa

I'm so happy that image didn't post

chadwick

ouch, malroth, ouch

chadwick

here is a fascinating & factual story from the file cabinet. once upon a time mom worked in a restaurant as a architect. just kidding, she drew blue prints for cheese burgers & things. anyhow she had a co-worker who was this disgusting frickin gal with the most foul smelling odors one could imagine. unreal. & i know of this woman as well & yes she is as nasty as it comes. mom went out & bought her soap, shampoo, deodorant, laundry detergent & who knows what else & mom put the stuff in this gal's car. (small town iowa, doors are not locked that much). this woman went ballistic when she found the hygiene products in the backseat of her car. mom knew this gal was broke as fuck & was trying to help her out. well this woman was having none of that... stinky was very upset & didn't accept the sack of soap. the end

chadwick

the names, times & dates from this story have been withheld

once upon a time i was in college working with whatever algebra tutor(s) were available at that given moment. so i had like 6 little geniuses that i studied with at the smart table. that was very cool. anyhow this chubby little guy shit his pants everyday. that is exactly how this young man smelled. not farts, nope. this was pure shit & in his pants. short round could do physics upside down & that is a fact. the end

ldent42

In my late teens I worked in customer service in a big box store. I started taking a medication that gave me terrible, horrible acne worse than I'd ever had as a part of normal teenage stuff. Apparently my face was so offensive to people that random strangers wanted to fix it for me so they didn't have to look at it anymore. This woman hands me one of those jumbo sized prescription bottles full of like flowers and tea leaves and shit and sort of tried to tell me to put it on my face (there was a language barrier and by sheer chance no one was available to translate so I had zero information outside of hand signals) So I took it home and left it on the dresser trying not to be upset that some complete rando was so disgusted by me she was moved to hand me a "cure" - and promptly forgot about it the way one does at that age. Fast forward like a week or a couple days later and I see something moving out of the corner of my eye. Whatever the fuck had been in that bottle had hatched, and there was about a dozen little beetle looking bugs crawling around in it. Thank god those child-proof bottles are locked tight so nothing got out. I threw that shit out and promised to smack that lady if I ever saw her again (which I did not).

chadwick

holy wow. that's something else. sometimes ppl are not very kind

JWPearl

that would tick me off alot
and i would be nasty back
then leave im no serene
being when im treated like
so and with my life i now
have zero patience especially
when i dont know the person

Sprunkn7

On the hair care front I am using dry shampoo every other day, The Everpure a few times a week and regular (for color) shampoo a few times a week. I don't really see that my color is lasing any longer

Sprunkn7

I forgot to add my feet are still Baby Soft! Thats a pretty surprising thing.

The Juggler

JWPearl said:

that would tick me off alot
and i would be nasty back
then leave im no serene
being when im treated like
so and with my life i now
have zero patience especially
when i dont know the person

roses are
red violets
are blue
people stink

FoxyRedLa

The Juggler said:

JWPearl said:

that would tick me off alot
and i would be nasty back
then leave im no serene
being when im treated like
so and with my life i now
have zero patience especially
when i dont know the person

roses are
red violets
are blue
people stink

FoxyRedLa

Was waiting for a script at the pharmacy and came across this and thought of Malroth!




Please do not take offense! Just made me laugh. Hadn't seen anything like it before.

hedonist

That's hilarious, Foxy (also no offense to Mal)!

I'd think lube would work better though

Malroth

FoxyRedLa said:

Was waiting for a script at the pharmacy and came across this and thought of Malroth!




Please do not take offense! Just made me laugh. Hadn't seen anything like it before.

oooooooooh! I gotta find me some