YES or NO Game

Amongst the Ani

Nope.

Shouldn't people who put kids birthday parties on Sundays be given a stern talking to? Sunday is for a day of rest, hangovers and fornication. Not chasing kids around some party.

The Waiting Trophy Man

Yes

Is having a birthday party for your cat considered abnormal behaviour?

hedonist

Maybe somewhat...we've acknowledge their supposed birthdays but never had an actual party.

(unless you include showering them in catnip)

Have you kissed a cat's belly today?

Empty Glass

No

Have you ever fished in the ocean?

Amongst the Ani

Yes. When I lived in the Bahamas we did every night for 6 months. Caught a 6' nurse shark, an octopus, tons of other cool fish but missed on out the tiger shark we really wanted to get.

Do you catch and release when you fish?

RKCNDY

As long as the fish didn't swallow the hook, yes.

Do you like to drive long distances?

The Waiting Trophy Man

No, I hate long car rides

Have you ever farted in someone's face before?

Empty Glass

Yes

Ever play re fart game in a car? You let one go and try to sneak the smell on the passengers..,

oftenreading

No.

Can't believe the Yes/No game dropped to the second page! I guess no-one wanted to answer Empty's question.

Do you like grapefruits?

Amongst the Ani

Nope.

Since poor empty is back at work:

You ever dropped a witches brew, left the fan off and the door shut when you left so that the next user of said bathroom can enjoy your hard work?

oftenreading

No.

What are you guys, degenerates or something??

Do you find your co-workers leave a wide berth around you for fear of what you will do to them next??

Empty Glass

Yes

Does your office can smell like a witches brew all day?

Amongst the Ani

Yes it does. We need to buy better or less coffee or do something. Its not healthy the smells in there.

Do you believe it when women tell you their work restrooms are actually grosser than the mens restroom?

Empty Glass

Yes - I blame the hover technique

Did I spell "hover" correctly?

Amongst the Ani

Yes, unless you meant hoover, such as the hoover dam.

When you use your work do you put down the paper thingie over the seat instead of going ass cheek to seat?

Empty Glass

No, but yes. I can't figure those things out. Fucker falls in. I use toilet paper

Do you cringe when you get a hot seat at work?

Amongst the Ani

Yes. I have mostly trained my body to go during home hours as I really don't like a seat others than my wife has sat on. My kids aren't ever allowed to use my bathroom at home.

If some tool is on the phone in the bathroom do you make loud grunting noises on purpose for laughs?

The Waiting Trophy Man

No, but the thought has crossed my mind. I don't hold back on my business, though.

Do you sit quietly and patiently while someone washes and dries their hands and leaves the bathroom before you continue your business?

Empty Glass

No

Have you wanted to kick someone in the ear today?

Amongst the Ani

Surprisingly no as that would normally be a yes.

Is it almost time to go home for the day?