I work in Scottsdale. If you count the normal male feelings for seeing a rich dudes mistress then yes. Yelp also has a lot of hotties working there. We stand in the courtyard contemplating quitting and going to work there.
Do you have an area near you full of good looking people?
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No. I work across from a university & it's a lot of kids in yoga pants, pajama pants or some other form that looks like they have freshly exited the bed. We also have the homeless or the "homeless". You have either the people authentically without home & utilities or those who try to act like it & panhandle for money. (True story.) We have midwesterners with sensible shoes and bags & they move in groups. Women wear too much perfume and a fascination with ill-fitting cheap flip flops size tag still attached. Men have beer guts and comb overs.
Have you avoided people in stores because their perfume us way too strong?
No. I only put on scents when the wife and I go out. Its some expensive cologne she bought me a long time ago. It helps bring the mood right so I only break it out when I want to make that process easier. Other than that its soap and deodorant.
Do you volunteer your time somewhere?
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Yes. We are men. We have our natural smell (not BO) for a reason. It is full of pheromones that is supposed to smell good when we meet the right partner.
Do you have a smell that immediately makes you happy?
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Yes - there are so many. It's amazing how certain scents can trigger emotions. Even the reminiscent ones, like from childhood that remain only in the mind.
Side note: she said, I walk x miles today and burnt x calories. I twice used "you go upstairs and get naked and we'll double the calorie burn in 45 seconds.
Worked both times
I've met Rob
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No but I looked it up. Thank you for correcting me. She offered to take them on her own but expressed the desire for me to come as well. Bad use of a word on my part. I should have said should I disappoint her and not go. The Mom is her friend.
Are you passive aggressive?
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Shouldn't we all be free like kids to just run around in our underwear at least? My kids will not keep any clothes on.
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Rob
Seattle
Have you ever seen an other persons ass walk by you and it make you feel funny in your lower region?
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"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Do you have an area near you full of good looking people?
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Seattle
When Ani and Empty get on a question role, do others stay away?
(Only 1 question added since last night)
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This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Have you avoided people in stores because their perfume us way too strong?
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
Do you wear a scent?
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Do you volunteer your time somewhere?
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Rob
Seattle
Did the above mention of "the process" make you laugh a little?
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Is soap and deodorant all a man really needs - in terms of the process?
(I tend to like a man's natural scent - right at the nape of the neck!)
Do you have a smell that immediately makes you happy?
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Seattle
Do you use scented soap/shower gel?
Are you ready for a nap?
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This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Do you get somewhat disoriented and/or cranky after a nap - like you need a bit of time to recover?
Is Mrs Empty mowing the lawn?
(Thank you Fitbit)
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"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Have you downloaded any music today?
Will empty ever share with us how he got his jedi mind trick powers?
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Rob
Seattle
Do you like stats?
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"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Worked both times
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"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Did you ever see B.B. King in concert?
Can you do a handstand?
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
does "45 seconds" sound awfully sad to you in the context above?
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Should I ditch my wife and let her take the kids to their friends birthday party.
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Rob
Seattle
Are you familiar with the phrase "microaggresion"?
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Are you passive aggressive?
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Seattle
You don't get angry much either, right?
Can people around you tell if you are angry?
Do you liked to picked up when you're down?
Do you use an umbrella?
Are you a good mentor?
Have you ever played cards against humanity?
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