YES or NO Game

Empty Glass

Yes

Did I have too many baked beans for dinner and is Mrs Empty going to pay the price?

Wobbie

SD48277 said:

cdysinge said:

Yes. Whats next, beauty tips by Rob.

Would you read a thread called beauty tips by Rob?

Yes, for the comic factor alone.

Should Rob start said thread?

like waxing and stuff? no.

after Beck, butthole surfers came up. are they any good?

SD48277

cdysinge said:

Yes. Heard it on the radio about an hour ago and cranked it up then also. I have a great story involving me burning off an eyebrow while listening to loser.

Can we suspend the rules one more time to hear this story?

JWPearl

yes while beginning to pull a bong someone forget to tell me the lighter was converted to flame thrower so burnt the hair up my nose, not nice

have you ever mistaken the coffee table or something for the toilet taking a piss lol my brother did when he was sleeping the night pissed ?

Wobbie

SD48277 said:

cdysinge said:

Yes. Heard it on the radio about an hour ago and cranked it up then also. I have a great story involving me burning off an eyebrow while listening to loser.

Can we suspend the rules one more time to hear this story?

again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

Wobbie

could you see Beck opening for PJ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPfmNxKLDG4

Amongst the Ani

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

cdysinge said:

Yes. Whats next, beauty tips by Rob.

Would you read a thread called beauty tips by Rob?

Yes, for the comic factor alone.

Should Rob start said thread?

like waxing and stuff? no.

after Beck, butthole surfers came up. are they any good?

Saw them with Nirvana in 1994. They sound horrible live. I mean epically bad. Worst band I ever saw live and I have seen some stinkers over the years.

So the story, once upon a time I was an even bigger degenerate when I was 18 and in college the first time. My best friend and I picked the same classes which was the worst thing we could do. We met in the parking lot everyday but always got stoned and ended up at the arcade having epic battles at different games. I was paranoid about getting caught smoking pot so I would lean down in the car like I was looking for something and would light the bowl. I was really high and someone outside the arcade was playing loser (it just came out) so I leaned up and went hell yeah, Beck. Problem, I still had the lighter lit. Completely burned one eyebrow off in the process before I got that special burnt hair smell and realized what was happening. My friend has called me loser ever since then. That was 20+ years ago. He also calls me stoned man after spoonman from SG. I can still hear him going "stoned man, feels his member with his hand' to this day. Morale of story, my friend is a dick.

SD48277

cdysinge said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

cdysinge said:

Yes. Whats next, beauty tips by Rob.

Would you read a thread called beauty tips by Rob?

Yes, for the comic factor alone.

Should Rob start said thread?

like waxing and stuff? no.

after Beck, butthole surfers came up. are they any good?

Saw them with Nirvana in 1994. They sound horrible live. I mean epically bad. Worst band I ever saw live and I have seen some stinkers over the years.

So the story, once upon a time I was an even bigger degenerate when I was 18 and in college the first time. My best friend and I picked the same classes which was the worst thing we could do. We met in the parking lot everyday but always got stoned and ended up at the arcade having epic battles at different games. I was paranoid about getting caught smoking pot so I would lean down in the car like I was looking for something and would light the bowl. I was really high and someone outside the arcade was playing loser (it just came out) so I leaned up and went hell yeah, Beck. Problem, I still had the lighter lit. Completely burned one eyebrow off in the process before I got that special burnt hair smell and realized what was happening. My friend has called me loser ever since then. That was 20+ years ago. He also calls me stoned man after spoonman from SG. I can still hear him going "stoned man, feels his member with his hand' to this day. Morale of story, my friend is a dick.

Is your friend's name Kevin?

Wobbie

JWPearl said:

have you ever mistaken the coffee table or something for the toilet taking a piss lol my brother did when he was sleeping the night pissed ?

a "friend" may have done something like that.

have you ever been so fucked up you were lost in a closet or bathroom? for me, it was kamikazees.

Empty Glass

SD48277 said:

cdysinge said:

imalive said:

SD48277 said:

cdysinge said:

Yes. Whats next, beauty tips by Rob.

Would you read a thread called beauty tips by Rob?

Yes, for the comic factor alone.

Should Rob start said thread?

like waxing and stuff? no.

after Beck, butthole surfers came up. are they any good?

Saw them with Nirvana in 1994. They sound horrible live. I mean epically bad. Worst band I ever saw live and I have seen some stinkers over the years.

So the story, once upon a time I was an even bigger degenerate when I was 18 and in college the first time. My best friend and I picked the same classes which was the worst thing we could do. We met in the parking lot everyday but always got stoned and ended up at the arcade having epic battles at different games. I was paranoid about getting caught smoking pot so I would lean down in the car like I was looking for something and would light the bowl. I was really high and someone outside the arcade was playing loser (it just came out) so I leaned up and went hell yeah, Beck. Problem, I still had the lighter lit. Completely burned one eyebrow off in the process before I got that special burnt hair smell and realized what was happening. My friend has called me loser ever since then. That was 20+ years ago. He also calls me stoned man after spoonman from SG. I can still hear him going "stoned man, feels his member with his hand' to this day. Morale of story, my friend is a dick.

Is your friend's name Kevin?

Saw Beck open for the Stones...fantastic!

SD48277

imalive said:

JWPearl said:

have you ever mistaken the coffee table or something for the toilet taking a piss lol my brother did when he was sleeping the night pissed ?

a "friend" may have done something like that.

have you ever been so fucked up you were lost in a closet or bathroom? for me, it was kamikazees.

A "friend," huh? Riiiight.

No.

Have you ever walked away from someone while they were talking to you and they were in mid-sentence?

Wobbie

SD48277 said:

imalive said:

JWPearl said:

have you ever mistaken the coffee table or something for the toilet taking a piss lol my brother did when he was sleeping the night pissed ?

a "friend" may have done something like that.

have you ever been so fucked up you were lost in a closet or bathroom? for me, it was kamikazees.

A "friend," huh? Riiiight.

No.

Have you ever walked away from someone while they were talking to you and they were in mid-sentence?

probably.

are the Black Crowes one of the top 10 bands of all time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz7bYpKdGhA

Empty Glass

Yes

Has your ass ever itched so bad that you wanted to pull that move that dogs do and drag your ass along the carpet?

Wobbie

Empty Glass said:

Yes

Has your ass ever itched so bad that you wanted to pull that move that dogs do and drag your ass along the carpet?

no.

do humans have anal glands, like dogs?

Amongst the Ani

God I hope not.

To answer emptys question yes. I'm on a 2 month extremely high protein diet I started when I got back into the gym. I'm up 15 pounds of muscle so it is working. But damn does it give me the worst shits and farts. The kind of shits where you have to go back and wipe a second time 20 minutes later. Fuck does it itch sometimes. Over share over with.

Did we scare most of the PJ ladies off for the rest of the night?

ldent42

no

did you know that you guys posted 75 new posts in this thread in the 6 hours i've been gone?

oftenreading

No.

I don't think I had any part in that. Some of us have lives, you know, or think we do.

Are you dividing your attention between this forum and something more worthwhile tonight?

The Waiting Trophy Man

Yes - well sort of(just poker)

Have you seen the new Mad Max movie yet?

oftenreading

No (and there is no "yet" about it).

Do you like watching Would I Lie to You?

northerndragon

Yes, love those Brit shows.

Have you ever completely made up a story and if so what was it?