Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

Amongst the Ani

Empty Glass said:

Was this taken in Blow Me Down town square?

Couple Heads Down To The Store To Buy Fish, Stop Off For A Quickie In A Phone Booth - http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/couple-heads-down-to-the-store-to-buy-fish-stop-off-for-a-quickie-in-a-phone-booth/ via @barstoolsports

Going out to get some fish now has a new meaning.

northerndragon

Alright we have beavers on coke, chicks/cocks on X/molly, dirty sex on the way to the market, it's the last day of the Canadian tour and I start my vacation in about 2 hours. Let's kick this *beep* into high gear.
We got jello shots for those that need 'em(and by that I mean there is a pool full of peach jello and vodka) tequila and whiskey for the rest - also a few beers for rehydration.
There is a goat and a dog wandering around here somewhere too, although I think the floatie got lost in the Atlantic. We will have to pick another one up before heading to Dirty Jersey.

oftenreading

Yeah, this has been an exhausting tour. I can hardly wait for our residency beside the pool.

northerndragon

Seriously I'm not letting Canada go down without a all out house wrecker!
I'm finally done work, going to pick up dinner and head home. You had all better have perked up by the time I get home!

SD48277

I was just waiting for you finish up with work. Get a little bit of food in you, and then we'll start the shots.

Amongst the Ani

Line me up. ND can have a beer with dinner and then catch up.

SD48277

Tequila or whiskey?

Amongst the Ani

Tequila of course.

Empty Glass

Vodka here


This is why we didn't and won't play Florida: http://trib.al/XUX2XuV

Wobbie

northerndragon said:

Alright we have beavers on coke, chicks/cocks on X/molly, dirty sex on the way to the market, it's the last day of the Canadian tour and I start my vacation in about 2 hours. Let's kick this *beep* into high gear.
We got jello shots for those that need 'em(and by that I mean there is a pool full of peach jello and vodka) tequila and whiskey for the rest - also a few beers for rehydration.
There is a goat and a dog wandering around here somewhere too, although I think the floatie got lost in the Atlantic. We will have to pick another one up before heading to Dirty Jersey.

a farmer is taking his chicken and rooster to market.....it's actually a young hen, known as a pullet and the farmer calls his roosters "cocks"......suddenly, the two fowl get all fired up, frightening the donkey, aka ass, he is riding.....the only thing that calms his donkey is a good scratch between the ears.....so there he is, on the side of the road with all three off his animals going crazy....a passing girl stops and asks if there's anything she can do to help. "You sure can," the farmer says....

















"grab my cock and and pullet while I scratch my ass!"

Empty Glass

northerndragon

Amongst the Ani said:

Line me up. ND can have a beer with dinner and then catch up.

That's lightweight talk, there's vodka going in the rootbeer now. We don't have that preialcoholized rootbeer up here so I'm making it work.

Vacation has started, three weeks of debauchery in my future.

Empty Glass

Sooooo, where's the vodka I asked for?

Guess I need to find that beaver to have a good time

SD48277

northerndragon said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Line me up. ND can have a beer with dinner and then catch up.

That's lightweight talk, there's vodka going in the rootbeer now. We don't have that preialcoholized rootbeer up here so I'm making it work.

Vacation has started, three weeks of debauchery in my future.

You need to extend your time off for the residency.

northerndragon

SD48277 said:

northerndragon said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Line me up. ND can have a beer with dinner and then catch up.

That's lightweight talk, there's vodka going in the rootbeer now. We don't have that preialcoholized rootbeer up here so I'm making it work.

Vacation has started, three weeks of debauchery in my future.

You need to extend your time off for the residency.

No worries I have a ton of banked overtime left and I still have 3 1/2 weeks of vacation left.

northerndragon

First we take your gold then we party like rockstars!

Amongst the Ani

northerndragon said:

First we take your gold then we party like rockstars!

I thought the US just one the womens world cup. Who cares if you all are good at curling.

Wobbie

"won," ani, won.

northerndragon

Amongst the Ani said:

northerndragon said:

First we take your gold then we party like rockstars!

I thought the US just one the womens world cup. Who cares if you all are good at curling.

It was hockey, you know a real sport. But sure enjoy your soccer "victory".

Amongst the Ani

Ohhh shit. There went my whole getting smarter after smoking a bowl. Fuck!!!!!!!