Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

RKCNDY

Suppose you want the footies on his...need to source some crocs to attach to the legs then.

Amongst the Ani

Great. Now the wife is weirded out because of you all. I was looking for a PJ style online with a flap for the crotch to show RK what we want and what is all I see, womens crotchless lingerie. Of course I had to peruse the photos slowly looking for the pajamas and who walks in, the misses. Her response, why don't you just look at porn if thats what you want. I respond I am looking for PJ's with a flap for a crotch for me, empty boomer and a pair of baby goats. It didn't go over well.

Empty Glass

RKCNDY

Amongst the Ani said:

Great. Now the wife is weirded out because of you all. I was looking for a PJ style online with a flap for the crotch to show RK what we want and what is all I see, womens crotchless lingerie. Of course I had to peruse the photos slowly looking for the pajamas and who walks in, the misses. Her response, why don't you just look at porn if thats what you want. I respond I am looking for PJ's with a flap for a crotch for me, empty boomer and a pair of baby goats. It didn't go over well.

You should have said you were shopping for her, and now she ruined the surprise.

Amongst the Ani

RKCNDY said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Great. Now the wife is weirded out because of you all. I was looking for a PJ style online with a flap for the crotch to show RK what we want and what is all I see, womens crotchless lingerie. Of course I had to peruse the photos slowly looking for the pajamas and who walks in, the misses. Her response, why don't you just look at porn if thats what you want. I respond I am looking for PJ's with a flap for a crotch for me, empty boomer and a pair of baby goats. It didn't go over well.

You should have said you were shopping for her, and now she ruined the surprise.

That would have worked. Instead I used crotchless PJ's and goats in the same sentence. Too late to take that one back now.

whispering hands

Amongst the Ani said:

Great. Now the wife is weirded out because of you all. I was looking for a PJ style online with a flap for the crotch to show RK what we want and what is all I see, womens crotchless lingerie. Of course I had to peruse the photos slowly looking for the pajamas and who walks in, the misses. Her response, why don't you just look at porn if thats what you want. I respond I am looking for PJ's with a flap for a crotch for me, empty boomer and a pair of baby goats. It didn't go over well.

Oh this had me laughing so hard! Your poor wife!! I feel bad calling her MRS Ani.. But that's who she is.. And THIS is who we are.. Weirdos one and all!

oftenreading

Amongst the Ani said:

Great. Now the wife is weirded out because of you all. I was looking for a PJ style online with a flap for the crotch to show RK what we want and what is all I see, womens crotchless lingerie. Of course I had to peruse the photos slowly looking for the pajamas and who walks in, the misses. Her response, why don't you just look at porn if thats what you want. I respond I am looking for PJ's with a flap for a crotch for me, empty boomer and a pair of baby goats. It didn't go over well.

Baby goats are kids, but on balance it's probably better that you didn't say "looking for PJs with a flap for a crotch for me, empty, boomer and some kids..."

SD48277

Amongst the Ani said:

RKCNDY said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Great. Now the wife is weirded out because of you all. I was looking for a PJ style online with a flap for the crotch to show RK what we want and what is all I see, womens crotchless lingerie. Of course I had to peruse the photos slowly looking for the pajamas and who walks in, the misses. Her response, why don't you just look at porn if thats what you want. I respond I am looking for PJ's with a flap for a crotch for me, empty boomer and a pair of baby goats. It didn't go over well.

You should have said you were shopping for her, and now she ruined the surprise.

That would have worked. Instead I used crotchless PJ's and goats in the same sentence. Too late to take that one back now.

Rookie mistake.

F Me In The Brain

SD48277 said:

Amongst the Ani said:

RKCNDY said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Great. Now the wife is weirded out because of you all. I was looking for a PJ style online with a flap for the crotch to show RK what we want and what is all I see, womens crotchless lingerie. Of course I had to peruse the photos slowly looking for the pajamas and who walks in, the misses. Her response, why don't you just look at porn if thats what you want. I respond I am looking for PJ's with a flap for a crotch for me, empty boomer and a pair of baby goats. It didn't go over well.

You should have said you were shopping for her, and now she ruined the surprise.

That would have worked. Instead I used crotchless PJ's and goats in the same sentence. Too late to take that one back now.

Rookie mistake.

There was a comic years ago -- cannot recall his name but I believe he was an Irish guy based on his accent -- and part of his routine was to describe the best reaction to someone interrupting his self-pleasuring session....and it was to look at them and shout out "Thank God You're Here!"
(or something to that effect)

Always thought that would be hilarious to use and thought of this as a reaction from someone riding high amongst the ani if their wife walked in to see them scanning women's crotchless lingerie on the net.

Amongst the Ani

So many better ways I could have handled that situation. Luckily the wife has been married to my degenerate ass for so long nothing surprises her anymore. She just shakes her head most of the time and moves on.

I do love the "Thank god you're here" bit and will use it if the opportunity ever arises.

whispering hands

Amongst the Ani said:

So many better ways I could have handled that situation. Luckily the wife has been married to my degenerate ass for so long nothing surprises her anymore. She just shakes her head most of the time and moves on.

I do love the "Thank god you're here" bit and will use it if the opportunity ever arises.

And I hope we get hear about it!

Empty Glass

Amongst the Ani said:

So many better ways I could have handled that situation. Luckily the wife has been married to my degenerate ass for so long nothing surprises her anymore. She just shakes her head most of the time and moves on.

I do love the "Thank god you're here" bit and will use it if the opportunity ever arises.

Yep, Mrs. Empty knows when to shake her head and move on. My line is "all I did was ask to marry you, you're the one who said yes"

whispering hands

Empty Glass said:

Amongst the Ani said:

So many better ways I could have handled that situation. Luckily the wife has been married to my degenerate ass for so long nothing surprises her anymore. She just shakes her head most of the time and moves on.

I do love the "Thank god you're here" bit and will use it if the opportunity ever arises.

Yep, Mrs. Empty knows when to shake her head and move on. My line is "all I did was ask to marry you, you're the one who said yes"

You guys must have married saints!

SD48277

Empty Glass said:

Amongst the Ani said:

So many better ways I could have handled that situation. Luckily the wife has been married to my degenerate ass for so long nothing surprises her anymore. She just shakes her head most of the time and moves on.

I do love the "Thank god you're here" bit and will use it if the opportunity ever arises.

Yep, Mrs. Empty knows when to shake her head and move on. My line is "all I did was ask to marry you, you're the one who said yes"

So you're making it her fault?

whispering hands

SD48277 said:

Empty Glass said:

Amongst the Ani said:

So many better ways I could have handled that situation. Luckily the wife has been married to my degenerate ass for so long nothing surprises her anymore. She just shakes her head most of the time and moves on.

I do love the "Thank god you're here" bit and will use it if the opportunity ever arises.

Yep, Mrs. Empty knows when to shake her head and move on. My line is "all I did was ask to marry you, you're the one who said yes"

So you're making it her fault?

That's what ANY good goat fucking degenerate would do...

Amongst the Ani

Emtpy and WH are right. I can go into the bank, get down on one knee and ask for all the money in the vault. If the bank manager says yes and hands it over who is at fault. Not me, I asked with the expectation of being told no. I can go track down Kate Upton, get down one knee and ask her politely to go bone. Its on her if she says yes.

Now in my wife's defense I can be very sweet and may have thrown her off with my softer side. She was around during my time in the Corps (my degenerate peak) so in reality she has no excuse. She made the mistake of loving me and creating a gaggle of degenerate offspring with me.

Empty Glass

"Degenerate peak" made me laugh

F Me In The Brain

I will throw my hat into the same ring. My wife and I dated for nearly 10 years before we were married and lived together many of those years. She saw the worst in me and still agreed to spend the rest of her life with me. Are we different 18 years after being together? Sure are, but I am still the degenerate in the equation.
This is why I love women so much -- the capacity to look beyond the straight out idiocy demonstrated by the human male species and still want to be with us.

F Me In The Brain

Well, that is one of the reasons. ("Boobies" is a term high on the list as well.)

Hobbes

My love finds my idiocy endearing. I think I'm safe.