Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

SD48277

lolobugg said:

SD48277 said:

whispering hands said:

Lolo and I get arrested for dog fighting!! I can just see it!

Do I need to start saving money for bail?

I going to bring a chain mail suit with me.
all these pit bulls running around without leashes.

Smart move.

whispering hands

SD48277 said:

lolobugg said:

SD48277 said:

whispering hands said:

Lolo and I get arrested for dog fighting!! I can just see it!

Do I need to start saving money for bail?

I going to bring a chain mail suit with me.
all these pit bulls running around without leashes.

Smart move.

I gotta find the video of the pit that shreds Chain Meil!! Crazy!! My wolf-dog once ripped a two foot hole in a freshly strung Chain Link panel!

northerndragon

Bricks in pillow case.
Will beat pit in pillow case every time and chances of the bricks turning on you is slim.

whispering hands

northerndragon said:

Bricks in pillow case.
Will beat pit in pillow case every time and chances of the bricks turning on you is slim.

Ok crying from laughter.. Very good points, and they ARE RABID pit bulls.. Will I be allowed to carry my .38 in said pillow fight.. Ok seriously I have to
Be serious now have to go work.. But it hasn't been this fun
In here in a really
Really long time.. And one day.. I I'll learn to type...

Empty Glass

I'm going to put a little person in my pillow case who will have a pillow himself full of bricks and pit bulls

lolobugg

whispering hands said:

SD48277 said:

lolobugg said:

SD48277 said:

whispering hands said:

Lolo and I get arrested for dog fighting!! I can just see it!

Do I need to start saving money for bail?

I going to bring a chain mail suit with me.
all these pit bulls running around without leashes.

Smart move.

I gotta find the video of the pit that shreds Chain Meil!! Crazy!! My wolf-dog once ripped a two foot hole in a freshly strung Chain Link panel!

guess I am going with Adamantium or Uru metal chain mail

whispering hands

Empty Glass said:

I'm going to put a little person in my pillow case who will have a pillow himself full of bricks and pit bulls

For the win!!!

northerndragon

That's not a win, that's a mess.
Unless it is a little person with bricks in one and pits in the other, because if you mix those together....Bad news.

whispering hands

northerndragon said:

That's not a win, that's a mess.
Unless it is a little person with bricks in one and pits in the other, because if you mix those together....Bad news.

The outs are useless Shen knocked unconscious by the bricks! Lol

whispering hands

whispering hands said:

northerndragon said:

That's not a win, that's a mess.
Unless it is a little person with bricks in one and pits in the other, because if you mix those together....Bad news.

The pits, are useless when knocked out by the bricks, best arrange for that?? One in each hand..

Last-12-Exit

Whoever is in charge of booking should give Jay Mohr a call to open up the shows. I'm watching one of his specials on showtime and I'm laughing my ass off.

whispering hands

Last-12-Exit said:

Whoever is in charge of booking should give Jay Mohr a call to open up the shows. I'm watching one of his specials on showtime and I'm laughing my ass off.

That guy is his own brand of WRONG!! Funny as hell!



Ok gotta clock in.. Gotta make the IRS's money....

badbrains

Last-12-Exit said:

Whoever is in charge of booking should give Jay Mohr a call to open up the shows. I'm watching one of his specials on showtime and I'm laughing my ass off.

Nobody cares Scott, I keep telling you but you just don't listen.

RKCNDY

whispering hands said:

SD48277 said:

Is it BYOP, or will they be provided?

Hobbes said:

Do I need to bring my own pillow? Will you provide pillows? Will there be a charge? Are pillows sold as-is?

I was going to ask.. I am a little grossed out at the thought of 'used' pillows, being handed out.. I'd much rather bring my own pillow.

first of all, they better be brand spanking new pillows...not pillows stolen from homeless people. But pillows stolen from child labor workers are fine...they shouldn't be sleeping on the job anyway.

second, are ladies required to jump on trampolines, wear bikinis or put their hair in pigtails?

third, are the pillows feather filled and designed to explode upon impact?

I will be filling my pillow with glitter and M&Ms...less conspicuous than bricks and will also leave marks...on second thought, those gross burnt peanuts would be pretty painful as well...

Empty Glass

whispering hands said:

northerndragon said:

That's not a win, that's a mess.
Unless it is a little person with bricks in one and pits in the other, because if you mix those together....Bad news.

The outs are useless Shen knocked unconscious by the bricks! Lol

^^^^ true degenerate post here
"The outs are useless Shen"

Empty Glass

RKCNDY said:

whispering hands said:

SD48277 said:

Is it BYOP, or will they be provided?

Hobbes said:

Do I need to bring my own pillow? Will you provide pillows? Will there be a charge? Are pillows sold as-is?

I was going to ask.. I am a little grossed out at the thought of 'used' pillows, being handed out.. I'd much rather bring my own pillow.

second, are ladies required to jump on trampolines, wear bikinis or put their hair in pigtails?

YES!!

Last-12-Exit

As much as badbrains CLAIMS not to care about anything I say, he sure does respond to a lot of my posts. Jealousy is so ugly!!!

badbrains

Last-12-Exit said:

As much as badbrains CLAIMS not to care about anything I say, he sure does respond to a lot of my posts. Jealousy is so ugly!!!

But I'm a pretty boy

northerndragon

Last-12-Exit said:

As much as badbrains CLAIMS not to care about anything I say, he sure does respond to a lot of my posts. Jealousy is so ugly!!!

Please stop fighting, we don't like it when the parents fight. Please just love one another......

Wobbie

RKCNDY said:

second, are ladies required to jump on trampolines, wear bikinis or put their hair in pigtails?

no, but there will be mud pits and jello pits.