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    SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242

    SD48277 said:

    Two boy goats on bath salts. One gets reverse piggy backed and the others goat hole gets blinking LED lighting around it. A degenerate services that ride and they get a poster

    Services or survives?
    Oops,

    Guess it depends on the level of degenerate the rider is. Survives was intended, I can see a few servicing.
    I hope they get more than a poster, if that's the case.
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    northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,734
    SD48277 said:

    SD48277 said:

    Two boy goats on bath salts. One gets reverse piggy backed and the others goat hole gets blinking LED lighting around it. A degenerate services that ride and they get a poster

    Services or survives?
    Oops,

    Guess it depends on the level of degenerate the rider is. Survives was intended, I can see a few servicing.
    I hope they get more than a poster, if that's the case.
    They get a sticker and a pin too =)
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    SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242

    SD48277 said:

    SD48277 said:

    Two boy goats on bath salts. One gets reverse piggy backed and the others goat hole gets blinking LED lighting around it. A degenerate services that ride and they get a poster

    Services or survives?
    Oops,

    Guess it depends on the level of degenerate the rider is. Survives was intended, I can see a few servicing.
    I hope they get more than a poster, if that's the case.
    They get a sticker and a pin too =)
    They better throw in a t-shirt as well.
    ELITIST FUK
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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    I'm glad this came to mind, but I feel it's necessary to bring up. You may not take the goat to the wedding chapel.
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    northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,734
    Poor goat used and abused and won't even get a commitment out of it, where are the goats rights.
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    oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,822

    I'm glad this came to mind, but I feel it's necessary to bring up. You may not take the goat to the wedding chapel.

    Not even as the ring bearer or the flower goat?
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    SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242

    Poor goat used and abused and won't even get a commitment out of it, where are the goats rights.

    sshhh...that's the kind of talk that draws the attention of PETA.
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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329

    I'm glad this came to mind, but I feel it's necessary to bring up. You may not take the goat to the wedding chapel.

    Not even as the ring bearer or the flower goat?
    Communication is key...very good point. You may not marry the goat. The goat most certainly can, and most likely will, be Best Goat or used in some other role...flower goat etc...
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    SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242

    I'm glad this came to mind, but I feel it's necessary to bring up. You may not take the goat to the wedding chapel.

    Not even as the ring bearer or the flower goat?
    Communication is key...very good point. You may not marry the goat. The goat most certainly can, and most likely will, be Best Goat or used in some other role...flower goat etc...
    Goat of the bride? Is the goat allowed to give the bride away?
    ELITIST FUK
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    SD48277 said:

    Poor goat used and abused and won't even get a commitment out of it, where are the goats rights.

    sshhh...that's the kind of talk that draws the attention of PETA.
    All concert attendees will have a raw steak affixed to them to slap across the cheeks of PETA ramblers if need be - vegan ramblers too.
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    northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,734
    If he had the bride first then yup he can giver her away, it seems only fair.
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    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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    Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 36,581

    wouldn't it make more sense to have shag tents than a wedding chapel then.....unless we're gonna have to get hitched to get some...that seems a little extreme.

    I figure the shagging is going to happen everywhere...the chapel is for afterwards
    Oh, the visual that threw up, degenerates on towels and blankets all over the lawn gettin' it on.

    If there is a wedding chapel on the grounds there should be a quickie annulment booth by the exits.
    They'll be rolling in body paint before getting in on on poster paper. Thus, posters to order signed and numbered by the artistest themselves. Though I figure their could be a few solo acts. Fuckin degenerates.
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    whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    OMG!! Really?? I can't marry the goat?? Since I'll be one of the Snake Whisperers, may I marry a snake, should I be taken by one of my subjects?? That's a very common occurrence in the animal whispering world..
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    northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,734

    OMG!! Really?? I can't marry the goat?? Since I'll be one of the Snake Whisperers, may I marry a snake, should I be taken by one of my subjects?? That's a very common occurrence in the animal whispering world..

    You must be very succinct in your wording in this thread as the potential for double entendres is very high.
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    You never really had to begin with.


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    Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 36,581

    cdysinge said:

    We lay out some blank posters and let the goat do the art work.

    :lol:

    Someone riding the goat reverse piggyback will make a limited run of 50
    Whoa! WTF? The SPCA ain't shutting this week down! Animals have rights and they shan't be exploited. Plus, they only work 15 minutes every two hours. Then they get a Strohs can to eat. Plus, they can only be tethered once every 8 hours with a 15 minute maximum. And you have to bathe them within 4 hours of their first 15 minute gig. After that, it's quiet, straw and conjugal visits for 48 hours prior to their next public appearance. And you fucks wonder why we have insurance for this gig??????
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    whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527

    OMG!! Really?? I can't marry the goat?? Since I'll be one of the Snake Whisperers, may I marry a snake, should I be taken by one of my subjects?? That's a very common occurrence in the animal whispering world..

    You must be very succinct in your wording in this thread as the potential for double entendres is very high.
    Lol true..
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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Had to take a break to listen to Sandler's Goat bit...been 15+ years since I heard it

    http://youtu.be/9IhNuUjK6CI
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    Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    That was a blast from the past.

    Poor goat. Don't you think the goat should consent. I'm all for degenerates being degenerates but it feels wrong. If he stomps his hoof down once he is interested in oral, twice for being penetrated or three times if he wants to do the penetration. Any rejected parties shall be sent to do the walk of shame to the strohs tent where a sluttier goat shall be kept giving them a second chance at love.
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    whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    A sluttier goat!! Lol
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,452

    What the hell, I step out to binge watch a little Shameless and this place degenerates into a goat orgy. And I thought people having sex on the lawn/port-o-poties was bad.

    word. my hangover prevents participation today and this and other other degenerate thread explode in the meantime :tired_face:

    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    imalive said:

    What the hell, I step out to binge watch a little Shameless and this place degenerates into a goat orgy. And I thought people having sex on the lawn/port-o-poties was bad.

    word. my hangover prevents participation today and this and other other degenerate thread explode in the meantime :tired_face:

    You like goats Rob?
    I've met Rob

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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,452

    imalive said:

    What the hell, I step out to binge watch a little Shameless and this place degenerates into a goat orgy. And I thought people having sex on the lawn/port-o-poties was bad.

    word. my hangover prevents participation today and this and other other degenerate thread explode in the meantime :tired_face:

    You like goats Rob?
    i got nothing against 'em....

    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    imalive said:

    imalive said:

    What the hell, I step out to binge watch a little Shameless and this place degenerates into a goat orgy. And I thought people having sex on the lawn/port-o-poties was bad.

    word. my hangover prevents participation today and this and other other degenerate thread explode in the meantime :tired_face:

    You like goats Rob?
    i got nothing against 'em....

    Ever reverse piggyback one?
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,452

    imalive said:

    imalive said:

    What the hell, I step out to binge watch a little Shameless and this place degenerates into a goat orgy. And I thought people having sex on the lawn/port-o-poties was bad.

    word. my hangover prevents participation today and this and other other degenerate thread explode in the meantime :tired_face:

    You like goats Rob?
    i got nothing against 'em....

    Ever reverse piggyback one?
    I'm afraid I can't recall.

    this is why we need the :shifty: smilie back.

    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    We found our poster maker. Imalive "volunteered" to ride the goat
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,452

    We found our poster maker. Imalive "volunteered" to ride the goat

    wait, what?

    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Shouldn't the poster creating time be taped and made into a blu-ray? Pre-order only and no refunds. If Rob wants he can wear a mucha libra mask. Much like mystery vinyl though you get what you get. Empty is not allowed to do the taping. The camera will be unsteady and will shake. Take that to where I was going on your own.
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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    cdysinge said:

    Shouldn't the poster creating time be taped and made into a blu-ray? Pre-order only and no refunds. If Rob wants he can wear a mucha libra mask. Much like mystery vinyl though you get what you get. Empty is not allowed to do the taping. The camera will be unsteady and will shake. Take that to where I was going on your own.

    I got nothing...
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    cdysinge said:

    The camera will be unsteady and will shake. Take that to where I was going on your own.

    If you are a fan of the2013 Kozik Oakland double-eye print I'm sure they will be fans of this.
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    whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527

    cdysinge said:

    The camera will be unsteady and will shake. Take that to where I was going on your own.

    If you are a fan of the2013 Kozik Oakland double-eye print I'm sure they will be fans of this.
    This just made me spit out my drink laughing.. One day, I will learn. Cause eating and reading these threads can be dangerous!!!
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