Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

F Me In The Brain

They have been playing well since the break.
We have Diamond Club seats. Beer delivery and access to full bar from your seat. This is a bad thing, expect us to roll back in Monday night and promptly pass out.

F Me In The Brain

^^ Also, the normal folk get cut off after 7th inning, diamond seats have booze until 30 mins after game. This is gonna be fun (I have sat all over the part but first time in Diamond)

Amongst the Ani

Unless you are buying the booze I will stay behind and drink the booze you already bought.

Empty Glass

Dude has a residency at his place and he's gone all the time. Hold on I have to take a leak....

Just keep us stocked with booze, diapers and TP...we'll be good.

Is there a good taxi service? I may need a ride to the other side of the Deleware this evening. This Jersey air has something in it that isn't agreeing with me

northerndragon

It's a thin film of Axe body spray, it never quite dissipates. I have some oxygen tanks stashed under the couch in the den to alleviate the problem, that way I don't have to put pants on.

I'm gonna go to the Phillies game I figure I'll trade looks at the boobies for drinks. Get drunk for free - check, flash at a major league sporting event - check, be at a sporting event boring enough that I won't care how wasted I get - check.

Hobbes

Oh, shit! I should probably stop going into the den to smoke a cigarette.

F Me In The Brain

Awesome, will be glad to have the company ND -- and of course to see the action.
There is a great taxi service, it is called Uber. They are at the door in 5 mins or less. You can also take to the Patco and train over.
Heard there is a PJ bar in Philly, we need to fit that sometime during the stay.

F Me In The Brain

Hobbes said:

Oh, shit! I should probably stop going into the den to smoke a cigarette.

LOL, the wife will sort that one out. If butt wasted I use the e-cig down there in the winter when I dont want to go outside and she raises hell if she catches me.

Empty Glass

Let me know where the seats are. I'll tune in. Any chance I can see a set of cans I'm all in.

We'll have to look for the name of that bar for November. I think it was mentioned in that Philly meet-up thread on the porch

F Me In The Brain

Yeah it was somewhere around Logan Circle if I recall.
Quick google search later:
Monkeywrench Mondays
The Irish Pol
45 S. 3rd Street
Philadelphia, PA 19106
267-761-9532

F Me In The Brain

theirishpol.com

Empty Glass

That'll work...Ani loves the Pole

Amongst the Ani

Hell yeah I love naughty lady strippers on the pole.

Are we reversing it this stop where dudes are topless and ladies are bottomless? ND doesn't want pants on so might as well reverse it.

F Me In The Brain

I thought everyone had to wear the Borat?

northerndragon

F'me you will only see the action if you buy me a drink(as per rules stated above). Empty will not be flashing in direction of cameras as you bastards too lazy to get out of the pool will just have to miss out. Ani I still have bottoms on just not go out in public pants, I am a lady after all.

Amongst the Ani

northerndragon said:

F'me you will only see the action if you buy me a drink(as per rules stated above). Empty will not be flashing in direction of cameras as you bastards too lazy to get out of the pool will just have to miss out. Ani I still have bottoms on just not go out in public pants, I am a lady after all.

If your non public pants are sweats I will be disapointed.

F Me In The Brain

northerndragon said:

F'me you will only see the action if you buy me a drink(as per rules stated above). Empty will not be flashing in direction of cameras as you bastards too lazy to get out of the pool will just have to miss out. Ani I still have bottoms on just not go out in public pants, I am a lady after all.

When you are with me the drinks are always rolling. (Well, until I am rolled over & past my limit.)

northerndragon

Amongst the Ani said:

northerndragon said:

F'me you will only see the action if you buy me a drink(as per rules stated above). Empty will not be flashing in direction of cameras as you bastards too lazy to get out of the pool will just have to miss out. Ani I still have bottoms on just not go out in public pants, I am a lady after all.

If your non public pants are sweats I will be disapointed.

No they are usually jeans, capris or shorts.

northerndragon

F Me In The Brain said:

northerndragon said:

F'me you will only see the action if you buy me a drink(as per rules stated above). Empty will not be flashing in direction of cameras as you bastards too lazy to get out of the pool will just have to miss out. Ani I still have bottoms on just not go out in public pants, I am a lady after all.

When you are with me the drinks are always rolling. (Well, until I am rolled over & past my limit.)

I like your style good sir!

Amongst the Ani

northerndragon said:

Amongst the Ani said:

northerndragon said:

F'me you will only see the action if you buy me a drink(as per rules stated above). Empty will not be flashing in direction of cameras as you bastards too lazy to get out of the pool will just have to miss out. Ani I still have bottoms on just not go out in public pants, I am a lady after all.

If your non public pants are sweats I will be disapointed.

No they are usually jeans, capris or shorts.

So what are the public pants? Please don't say sweats.