Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

Hobbes

I'm most definitely getting off in Cherry Hill.

Empty Glass

Hobbes said:

I'm most definitely getting off in Cherry Hill.

It's just Hill now. The Cherry is gone. Ani and I have been here awhile

northerndragon

No The Residency starts September 1, and today's the day baby!

Amongst the Ani

Empty Glass said:

Hobbes said:

I'm most definitely getting off in Cherry Hill.

It's just Hill now. The Cherry is gone. Ani and I have been here awhile

I have already done the dog/'barrow/pile driver combo on quite a few of the ladies.

Hobbes

Snookie, too?

F Me In The Brain

northerndragon said:

No The Residency starts September 1, and today's the day baby!

You know today is the 31st?

Amongst the Ani

I use the degenerate calendar. All months are only 30 days long to make it easy. In my world today is September 1st. Plus it allows New Years eve to be go on for many days to catch up with the elitists who still insist on using the 'normal' calendar.

Hobbes

Feb. 30th?

Amongst the Ani

Yup. All months are 30 days long. Next year thanks to leap year we get to have a 6 day New Years eve blast.

northerndragon

Damn it, I blame the cold for freezing my brain this morning. Besides you told Empty he could show up today and you didn't think the rest of us were going to let pee in the pool all day by himself did you.

F Me In The Brain

You know you are always welcome ND! Any member of the Underground Reprehensible Enigmatic Team of Hedonistic Reprobate Anis (U.r.e.t.h.r.a.) is welcome.

Amongst the Ani

What is the policy on fornicating in the pool?

Empty Glass

F Me In The Brain said:

You know you are always welcome ND! Any member of the Underground Reprehensible Enigmatic Team of Hedonistic Reprobate Anis (U.r.e.t.h.r.a.) is welcome.

Empty Glass

I drank a ton of water this weekend to keep my pee clear. He won't catch me. I'm going to laugh my ass off when Ani sprays some yellow in the pool and gets horseshoed

F Me In The Brain

Dodge that shoe!

Amongst the Ani

I drink more fluids a fucking camel after 30 days without water on a daily basis. I like taking pee breaks every 30 minutes at work. What are they going to say, its a health thing for all they know.

I still did not get my answer on fornicating in the pool? Is it a horseshoe offense or can we get away with it penalty free?

F Me In The Brain

Have you ever done this? I actually have not but have heard it is challenging.
On the side...help yourself.

Amongst the Ani

I did it once in a pool at a hotel in the bahamas. It was not enjoyable. I just feel like this may be done seeing as women can't get pregnant that way. The water adds more pressure and the swimmers don't know which way to go and end up swimming right back out and into the pool. Plus crabs and shit die under water. So at a degenerate party I think this qualifies as safe sex.

F Me In The Brain

I dont want to imagine this happening in my pool. Guess it joins the long list of things that are all good if not observed by people who will be bothered by them.

Empty Glass

Ooops, sorry F'Me. I wore a wrap though