Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

Amongst the Ani

As always you are a genius empty. I know ND is playing that we didn't burn one of his walls down but I attempted to make my oatmeal flambee style with some liquor and it back fired. ND was alseep on the job and didn't see me going to use the stove. After the kids are done with posters can they make a new wall out of cardboard. I just need it to last until we leave.

Hobbes

I asked one of the kids to draw a Kong. Do you think Fme will notice?

Empty Glass

Hobbes said:

I asked one of the kids to draw a Kong. Do you think Fme will notice?

We need to have Pearl Jam written on it. No way he'll ever know

Amongst the Ani

Perfect. Now reassign them into building a new wall.

Hobbes

How are the kids' plumbing skills? There seems to be an issue with the bathroom upstairs.

northerndragon

You guys are to high maintenance, since it's hot as balls out I'm going back to the pool. Time to suntan with a drink in my hand.

Hobbes

Ah, right. Who needs a bathroom when we have the pool!

Hobbes

Cannonball!!!!!!

Wobbie

Hobbes said:

I asked one of the kids to draw a Kong. Do you think Fme will notice?

every bit as good as the MSG poster

:runsforthepool:

Empty Glass

The one kid is watching drywall videos on YouTube....off to the pool

northerndragon

If any of you cannon balling tip my floatie and make me spill my drink there will be hell to pay.

I notice SD has been very quiet today, I guess she's suffering some karmic payback for hogging 5 bottles of tequila to herself.

SD48277

Hobbes said:

How are the kids' plumbing skills? There seems to be an issue with the bathroom upstairs.

I thought we were all suppose to be using the hole where the tree used to be, no?

Amongst the Ani

No, I claimed that spot as mine a long time ago. Find your own spot. Do you think F Me will notice if we fill the pool with jello?

Cannonball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SD48277

I think F Me will be cool with the jello. (I'm sure there is a Cosby joke in there, somewhere, but nothing is coming to mind.)

Sorry about your "spot," Ani. I'm sure if you put another layer of dirt on top, it'll be ok.

ND, I'm sorry I hogged the tequila. I'll get one of the kids to run to the liquor store to get more. As long as they have my ID and a note from me saying they are getting the liquor for adults, they should be ok, right?

northerndragon

Amongst the Ani said:

No, I claimed that spot as mine a long time ago. Find your own spot. Do you think F Me will notice if we fill the pool with jello?

Cannonball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If that pool gets filled with jello, that is going to lead to some kind of wrestling and some is going to get hurt.

Amongst the Ani

We should be ok with the jello in the pool. I broke out the wrestling pit filled with lube for that type of stuff.

Amongst the Ani

Fuck, the jello gummed up the pool pump. Can we get the kids to watch a pool repair video on youtube to fix it.

F Me In The Brain

Can't leave you degenerates alone for a minute.
Funny shit

Hobbes

So, Fme's kids have learned how to put out a fire, build a wall, reproduce fine art, fix a toilet, a stove and a pool pump, grocery shopping (well, to the liquor store, still counts)... What else am I missing? Proud day to be a degenerate. We done good. Let's party.

Amongst the Ani

If nothing the kids will have many trade experience for when they are adults.

Who is that shooting his PJ beer bottles with a BB gun? So sorry F Me, you really should have locked your office when you left. I saw some using your vinyl for skeet shooting earlier.