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    So, wow! Crazy! Its been awhile but between the darkness, shitty, nappy bathrobe, litter boxes of intoxicating cat litter, thunder snow, locked threads, jail, bannings, warnings and having to find the new venue, well, is it a wonder? So here we are. In the back room. The side stage, if you will. A little darker, perhaps, but more intimate. With red table cloths and candles. I like the mood. Degenerates out here at Kermit's, together to mourn, for a bit, the passing of my turtle, despite the uncomfortableness of it all. Right? VIPs, elitists, degenerates and the cliques you all belong, or not, to, together for the show. So, without any further ado, I bring you, the fans, the rest of Halifaxxx's Motown/Funk set list! We're going to start it out slow and work up to the bass, cuz its all about the bass, all about the bass. Thank you! Its nice to be back and good, no great, to see y'all here tonight! We might be missing a few but they're with us in spirit, Can you dig it? I knew that you could! Okay, so here we go. Chester, dim the lights, please. And don't forget to tip your bartender and waitresses. Okay............

    I've heard elitists say that
    Too much of standing in line is not good for you, BB
    Oh no
    But I don't know about that
    There's many times that we've stood in line
    We've shared lawn chairs and made lines move slow
    It doesn't seem to me like it's enough
    There's just not enough of it
    There's just not enough
    Oh oh, BB

    [sung]
    My degenerate, I can't get enough of your line BB
    BB, I don't know, I don't know why
    Can't get enough of your line BB
    Oh, some things I can't get used to
    No matter how we try
    Just like the more you give, the more we want
    And BB, that's no lie
    Oh no, BB

    Tell me, what can I say?
    What am I gonna do?
    How should I feel when everything is you?
    What kind of line is this that you're givin' me?
    Is it in your elitism or just because you're a VIP?

    BB, all I know is every time you're here
    We feel the clique
    Somethin'smokes
    We scream your name
    Do whatcha got to do [?]

    BB, we can't get enough of your lines BB
    BB, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know why
    We can't get enough of your lines BB
    Oh no, BB

    BB, if we could only make you see
    And make you understand
    BB, your VIP lines for us is all we need
    And more than we can stand
    Oh well, BB

    How can we explain all the things we feel?
    You've given us so much
    BB, you're so unreal
    Still we keep loving you even in Cali
    More and more each time
    BB, what are we gonna do
    Because you blow our mind

    I get the same old feelin' every time you're here
    I feel the line move
    Somethin' moves in the line
    We scream your name
    Do whatcha got to do [?]

    BB, we can't get enough of your lines BB
    Oh no, BB

    [spoken]
    BB, let us take all of our lives to find you
    But you can believe it's gonna take
    the rest of our lives to keep you VIP

    [sung]
    Oh no, BB
    My BB, we can't get enough of your lines BB
    Yeah, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know why
    Can't get enough of your lines BB
    Oh my BB, we can't get enough of your lines BB
    Oh BB
    We don't know, we don't know, we don't know why

    We can't get enough of your VIP lines BB
    Oh BB

    Thank you, thank you, thank you very much! Its nice to be back!
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN;

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    Thank you! Okay, this next one goes out to all the bromances, or should I say Brahmances developing out there but especially for imalive:

    Now, I'm craving your place in line, is this real
    Tempers rising, I don't want to feel
    I'm in the wrong place to be real while in line
    Woahh and I'm; longing to shove you
    just as far as a place in line, maybe two,
    Phhhhtttt-ing and scolding and holding you down
    Please let me shove you
    with all my might

    Reasons, the reasons that we hear,
    The reasons that we fear
    Our turtles a-won't disappear

    Oooh! And- after the opening act has been played
    All our illusions were just a parade
    And all the reasons start to fade

    [Layering Chorus]
    LA-LA-LA-ETC
    After all our reasons why
    All the reasons were a lie
    After all the reasons muuuur-der was ne'er decide

    And, longing to shove you for one night
    Please let me shove you with all of my might, baaaaby
    OOOHHH, Baby!

    Reasons, the reasons that we hear,
    The reasons that we fear
    Our turtles a-won't disappear
    Oooh! And after the shove games have been played
    All our lines were just a parade
    And all the reasons start to fade
    And, in the morning when I rise,
    No longer feeling hynotized by the degenerate elitist fucks
    For no reasons, our reasons, our reasons
    Have no pri-ii-de

    [Layering Chorus]
    LA-LA-LA-ETC
    After all the reasons why
    All of the reasons were a lie
    After all the reasons turtle’s murder was ne'er decide

    [Phillips last solo]
    Heeehhhhh, Ooooh, yeaahhh, Oohhh Baby,
    I can't find the reasons
    That my shove won't disappear
    Can't find the reasons
    Why I shove you ,my baby, my dear
    Can't find the reasons
    Wanna shove you all night, right out of line
    Can't find the reasons
    Gotta hold ya down, real hard
    Can't find the reasons
    Baby- yeah,
    For my tears
    Can't find the reasons
    Why I shove ya....whoa, whoa, whoa shove ya, shove ya

    Oh yea, now we're gonna pick it up a little!
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN;

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    You know, sometimes you've got to be careful. Ya know? Like when you're trying, trying so hard, to keep your place in line. Just working at keeping your place in line and sometimes you've got to have eyes in the back of your head or know, really know, who your friends are. Hit it!

    (What they do)
    (They smile in your face)
    All the time they want to take your place in line
    The elitist back stabbers (back stabbers)
    (They smile in your face)
    All the time they want to take your place in line
    The elitist back stabbers (back stabbers)

    All you degenerates who have someone
    And you really care, yeah, yeah
    Then it's all of you degenerates
    Who better beware, yeah yeah
    VIP's out to get your place in line
    A few of your buddies they sure look shady
    Blades are long, clenched tight in their fist
    Aimin' straight at your back
    And I don't think they'll miss

    (What they do)
    (They smile in your face)
    All the time they want to take your place in line
    The elitist back stabbers (back stabbers)
    I keep gettin' all these visits
    From my VIPs, yeah, what they doin to me
    They come to my house
    Again and again and again and again, yeah
    So are they there to see my turtle
    I don't even be home but they just keep on comin'
    What can I do to get in the right line
    I wish they'd take some of these knives out my back

    (What they do)
    (They smile in your face)
    All the time they want to take your place
    The elitist back stabbers
    (Back stabbers)
    Low down, dirty

    (What they do)
    (They smile in your face)
    Smiling faces
    Smiling faces sometimes tell lies like being on the list (back stabbers)
    (They smile in your face)
    I don't need low down
    Dirty degenerates (back stabbers)

    This place is jumping! Hey bartender! A round for everyone! Moving right along.................
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN;

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    This one is in memory of my beloved Turtle, may he rest in peace, and you should know that you don't need to feaqr the turtle but rather embrace him or her. Its just a matter of time anyway. so, here goes. Give me a down beat BB and pick up the bass, oh yea!

    "Turtle City"
    Uh, what's happening BB?
    They still call it the GA Line
    But that's a temporary condition, too.
    Can you dig it, BB?

    To each his reach
    And if I don't crap, it ain't mine to have
    But I'll be reachin' for ya
    'Cause I love ya, BB.
    Right on.

    There's a lot of Turtle cities, around
    We've got Newark, we've got Gary
    Somebody told me we got L. A.
    And we're working on Atlanta
    But you're the capital, BB

    Gainin' on ya!
    Get down
    Gainin' on ya!
    Movin' in and on ya
    Gainin' on ya!
    Can't you feel my breath, heh
    Gainin' on ya!
    All up around your turtle neck, heh heh

    Hey, BB!
    They say your jivin' the line, it can't be changed
    But on the positive side,
    You're my piece of the rock
    And I love you, BB.
    Can you dig it?

    Hey, uh, we didn't get our forty acres and a Turtle
    But we did get you, BB, heh, yeah
    Gainin' on ya
    Movin' in and around ya in the GA line, woot!
    God bless BB and his turtle green suburbs

    Gainin' on ya!
    Gainin' on ya!
    Gainin' on ya! (heh!)
    Gainin' on ya!
    Gainin' on ya!
    What's happening, degenerate?
    Gainin' on ya!
    Gainin' on ya!
    Gainin' on ya!

    Yeah!
    What's happening, elitist?
    Turtle black, smooshed even
    Yeah-ahh, just funnin'

    Gettin' down

    Ah, elitist to elitist
    Ah, VIPs to ladies
    The last percentage count was eighty
    You don't need the list when you got the lawn chair
    Are you up for the downstroke, BB?
    Turtle city
    Are you with me out there?

    And when they come to cut the line on ya
    Tell 'em to make sure they got their imalive pass
    And don't be surprised if Last 12 Exit is in the VIP tent
    Reverend Empty Glass, Secretary of the Treasure
    SDxxxxx, Minister of Education
    Who Princess, Secretary of fine arts
    And Miss Hedonist, the First Lady
    Are you out there, BB?
    A Turtle city is no dream
    It's my piece of the rock and I dig you, BB
    God bless Turtle City and it's (gainin' on ya!) turtle green suburbs
    Can y'all get to that line?
    Gainin' on ya!
    Gainin' on ya!
    Easin' in
    Gainin' on ya!
    In yo' stuff, wine and crumpets
    Gainin' on ya!
    Huh, can't get enough of that merch line
    Gainin' on ya!
    Gainin' on ya!
    Be mo' funk, be mo' funk and less punk
    Gainin' on ya!
    Can we funk you too
    Gainin' on ya!
    Right on, Turtle city!

    Yeah, get deep in that VIP tent
    Real deep, find the charging stations!
    Heh
    Be mo' funk
    Mmmph, heh
    Get deep
    Bad
    Unh, heh
    Just got New York, I'm told

    We're not done yet but we're gettin' close. A couple more and then its a night. Oh yea!
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN;

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    So, as someone famous once said, don't be an, well, you know what I'm saying without me having to say it, ha, ha, ha, ah, huh! Hit that bass hard now, ya hear!

    Lists, lists, lists, lists, lists [6x]
    Some elitists got to have it
    Some VIPs really need it
    Listen to me y'all, do things
    Do things, do bad things with it
    You wanna do things, do things
    Do things, good things with it
    Talk about lists, GA lists
    Talk about GA VIP lists
    Wine and crumpets, yall

    For the love of GA lists
    Degenerates will steal from their mother
    For the love of GA lists
    Degenerates will rob their own brother
    For the love of GA lists
    Degenerates can't even walk the street
    Because they never know
    Who in the world they're gonna beat
    For that lean, mean, mean green
    Almighty Sharpie, GA lists

    For the love of GA lists
    Elitists will lie, Lord, they will cheat
    For the love of GA lists
    Elitists don't care who they hurt or beat
    For the love of GA lists
    An Elitist will sell their precious body
    For a small piece of paper
    It carries a lot of weight
    Call it lean, mean, mean green

    Almighty Sharpie

    I know lists are the root of all evil
    Do funny things to some pretty ordinary people
    Give me a Sharpie, elitist can you spare a place in line
    Lists can drive some people out of their minds

    Got to have it, VIPs really need it
    How many things have I heard them say
    Some degenerates really need it
    How many things have I heard them say
    Got to have it, elitists really need it
    How many things have I heard them say
    Lay down, lay down, a degenerate will lay down
    For the love of lists
    All for the love of VIP lists
    Don't let, don't let, don't let lists rule you
    For the love of lists
    Lists can change ordinary people sometimes
    Don't let, don't let, don't let lists fool you
    Lists can fool degenerates sometimes
    Degenerates, don't let lists, don't let lists change you
    Lists and places in line will keep on changing, changing up your mind

    Phew! Alrighty, almighty then! Wow! Feel the love! Okay, we've got one more to blow the roof off the mother and then its on to the next stop. Eric's Basement out on Route 9. Oh yea! Don't forget to tip your bartender and waitresses. they're all working hard for the dollar! And don't forget, its no fun unless its locked.
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN;

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    Wow! You've been great! I mean it! Its awesome to be back and well, I don't know. the feelings are overwhelming! No place I'd rather be than Kermit's with you good, kind folks out in front. Well, until I get to Eric's Basement. Anyway, thank you, thank you, thank you! Crank that bass and raise the lights! Dance on the tables everyone!

    Wanna buy a new lawn chair
    But the price ain't right
    Be a downside cheaper (yes it would)
    Start standing in line
    They're making lists out of nothin’
    Got the degenerates crying
    Lines gone up higher
    Got the VIPs lying
    Lord , its a real Turtle for ya (yeah)
    make you wanna run for cover under the tent
    And if you look you will discover (yeah)
    Lord, its a real Turtle for ya yeah.
    Got to go to a VIP line
    Throw your troubles away
    Dance to the music
    That Halifaxxx plays
    And then the light's come on
    Like you knew they would
    Go to the back of the line and face the music
    that dont sound too good
    Lord, its a real Turtle for ya (yeah)
    make you wanna run for cover back under the tent
    And if you look you will discover (yeah)
    Lord, its a real Turtle for ya yeah.
    Lord , its a real Turtle for ya (yeah)
    make you wanna run for cover back under that VIP tent(yes it will)
    And if you look you will discover (yeah)
    Lord, its a real Turtle for ya yeah
    its a real Turtle for ya yeah (ah, get out of here)
    To old
    Gimme 3 gallons of Pinot Noir
    and two crumpets with frommage

    Thank you! Really, thank you! Okay, we don't care where you go or who you leave with but you can't stay here. Or something like that. Thank you, thank you. Good night. Thank you. Peace. Out! Till next time! Peace.
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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    :lol:

    Someone wrote an album last night
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
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    SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242
    I'm Minister of Education?
    ELITIST FUK
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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Normally I don't mind winter. In fact, I prefer winter to summer. That being said, I'm ready to kick winter in the ass and get to some warm temperatures
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    What does it mean when if you are spending more time in the bathroom for piss breaks than in the pit?
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    SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242

    What does it mean when if you are spending more time in the bathroom for piss breaks than in the pit?

    If it's you, I would say: go see a doctor. If it's one of your co-workers, possibly drugs/alcohol or the need to text in private.
    ELITIST FUK
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    rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697

    What does it mean when if you are spending more time in the bathroom for piss breaks than in the pit?

    That it's time to lube up and go see Dr.Jellyfinger you old shit.
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    FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810

    What does it mean when if you are spending more time in the bathroom for piss breaks than in the pit?

    Sounds personal.
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
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    badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    hedonist said:

    I liked the I say, old bean! part =)

    Welcome once again to LA BB! Hope you've got a belly full of good burgers and are enjoying some fine California grass.

    Hedonist! I had some bangen pastrami Reuben at a place called New York famous deli! OMG it's so good! Chef used to work at katz's!
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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    badbrains said:

    hedonist said:

    I liked the I say, old bean! part =)

    Welcome once again to LA BB! Hope you've got a belly full of good burgers and are enjoying some fine California grass.

    Hedonist! I had some bangen pastrami Reuben at a place called New York famous deli! OMG it's so good! Chef used to work at katz's!
    What are your thoughts on a place using the New York name outside of the NY area? I for one can't stand seeing Philly Cheesesteak places outside of the Philly area. A steak sandwich isn't s Philly Cheesesteak. I'm not saying they can't be good, but it's never close to tasting as good as what you're claiming.

    Did I make any sense there?
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
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    badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    Just woke up in LA to hear all the rage about Halifax writing some killer songs. Wow, I'm honored my friend. Fucken awesome. They will hit #1 on the charts no doubt! Thanks for the love my friends! Supposed to be 73 out here in LA, gonna wear some shorts and smoke some killer greens! Sorry east coasters with your -20 degrees.
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    badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    edited February 2015
    SD48277 said:

    What does it mean when if you are spending more time in the bathroom for piss breaks than in the pit?

    If it's you, I would say: go see a doctor. If it's one of your co-workers, possibly drugs/alcohol or the need to text in private.
    Hahahaha, this shits funny. You should've seen what Scott told me before I flew out yesterday. Something about planes crashing as I'm walking on the plane. If that doesn't deserve an A word, I don't know what does. Fuck the PM, that one deserved a straight text. Haha
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    rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    edited February 2015
    badbrains said:

    hedonist said:

    I liked the I say, old bean! part =)

    Welcome once again to LA BB! Hope you've got a belly full of good burgers and are enjoying some fine California grass.

    Hedonist! I had some bangen pastrami Reuben at a place called New York famous deli! OMG it's so good! Chef used to work at katz's!
    Nart you are the most Jewish Muslim I have never met.
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    rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    rr165892 said:

    badbrains said:

    hedonist said:

    I liked the I say, old bean! part =)

    Welcome once again to LA BB! Hope you've got a belly full of good burgers and are enjoying some fine California grass.

    Hedonist! I had some bangen pastrami Reuben at a place called New York famous deli! OMG it's so good! Chef used to work at katz's!
    Nart you are the most Jewish Muslim I have never met.
    Matzo ball soup next?
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    badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    rr165892 said:

    badbrains said:

    hedonist said:

    I liked the I say, old bean! part =)

    Welcome once again to LA BB! Hope you've got a belly full of good burgers and are enjoying some fine California grass.

    Hedonist! I had some bangen pastrami Reuben at a place called New York famous deli! OMG it's so good! Chef used to work at katz's!
    Nart you are the most Jewish Muslim I have never met.
    Hahahaha, funny shit Ryan. I do love me some pastrami.
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,516
    No cliquey, cliquey....we ain't got time for that now.

    "Give me your tired, your poor,
    Your huddled masses yearning to post free,
    The wretched refuse of your teeming GA line.
    Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to the AET,
    I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

    I will most likely post an OFFI-cal review of the xxxster's new songs......later.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    badbrains said:

    rr165892 said:

    badbrains said:

    hedonist said:

    I liked the I say, old bean! part =)

    Welcome once again to LA BB! Hope you've got a belly full of good burgers and are enjoying some fine California grass.

    Hedonist! I had some bangen pastrami Reuben at a place called New York famous deli! OMG it's so good! Chef used to work at katz's!
    Nart you are the most Jewish Muslim I have never met.
    Hahahaha, funny shit Ryan. I do love me some pastrami.
    Me too. I also love me some of you fine folks.

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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    I did say fuck an airplane. Those things crash all the time. It seemed appropriate.
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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    rr165892 said:

    badbrains said:

    hedonist said:

    I liked the I say, old bean! part =)

    Welcome once again to LA BB! Hope you've got a belly full of good burgers and are enjoying some fine California grass.

    Hedonist! I had some bangen pastrami Reuben at a place called New York famous deli! OMG it's so good! Chef used to work at katz's!
    Nart you are the most Jewish Muslim I have never met.
    God damn that was funny. :rofl:
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    rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    edited February 2015

    I did say fuck an airplane. Those things crash all the time. It seemed appropriate.

    Buddy Holly,Amelia Earhart ,and Ronnie Van Zant completely agree.
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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    rr165892 said:

    I did say fuck an airplane. Those things crash all the time. It seemed appropriate.

    Buddy Holly,Amelia Earhart ,and Ronnie Van Zant completely agree.
    Don't forget about Payne Stewart, Stevie Ray Vaughn, and JFK Jr.
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,516
    hey Triple X Man.......could we maybe get some youtubes of those songs? Someone in the audience (preferably GA) must have got some video.....I only ask because I have no fucken idea what tunes they were sung to.....
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,516
    today's riddle:

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    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    imalive said:

    today's riddle:

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    Poor children can't afford Google glasses?

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    SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242
    imalive said:

    today's riddle:

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    Poe, Poor, Pitiful me? Are we doing Warren Zevon songs today?
    ELITIST FUK
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