The Idiot Thread

Jason P

Steamed to death in a WOK: Prayer session goes horribly wrong when 'magic man' is killed trying to 'cleanse his body and soul' in a metal pot with a fire underneath in Malaysia

Guru Lim Ba had reportedly performed the boiling stunt a number of times with a personal record of 75 minutes inside the steamer.

But this time, onlookers heard frantic knocks coming from inside the pan after 30 minutes and pulled Lim out unconscious.

The clip shows devotees in white suits desperately pulling Lim from the wok as he shakes in pain and fire rages below him.

The cult leader was rushed to hospital but was later pronounced dead from a suspected heart attack. He had also suffered second degree burns.

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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5015171/Malaysian-accidentally-steams-death-WOK.html#ixzz4wYD3UOo3 

Bentleyspop

Woman in blackface costume at Bay Area Staples store stuns customers. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwzJyQkDo

Thirty Bills Unpaid

Idiots of the organizational variety:

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/report-bengals-agreed-to-trade-aj-mccarron-but-browns-fail-to-notify-nfl-on-time/

The Browns are hapless. They really are. What's really funny is how they essentially said, "Aww Come on. It should count."

hahahahahahaha

tbergs

Sick, disgusting and stupid.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2017/11/01/student-charged-after-bragging-about-putting-roommates-toothbrush-where-the-sun-doesnt-shine/

Bentleyspop

Man Shot Himself In Penis While Robbing Hot Dog Stand, Police Say. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIw592U5jY

oftenreading

Well, where to begin with this one? Idiots a-plenty.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2017/11/03/why_a_conspiracy_about_antifa_starting_a_civil_war_saturday_won_t_go_away.html

The alt-right apparently believes that antifa intends to start a civil war tomorrow, which it will kick off with beheadings of whites and raiding homes to confiscate guns. It's a two-for-one deal!

Peltz, previously an unknown with a few dozen subscribers to his youtube page, filmed a video of his musings about this, made out of whole cloth, and has become an internet superstar (to those on the right, who have kind of low standards in this regard). Funny that even he doesn't believe it. Funnier still is the fact that he says he's going to get out of the doomsday-prophecy business and work to combat cyberbullying. While continuing to ridicule the left, of course, but that hardly counts. 

oftenreading

Just a quick update to my post above - it appears that a civil war did not start today. 

Thirty Bills Unpaid

oftenreading said:

Well, where to begin with this one? Idiots a-plenty.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2017/11/03/why_a_conspiracy_about_antifa_starting_a_civil_war_saturday_won_t_go_away.html

The alt-right apparently believes that antifa intends to start a civil war tomorrow, which it will kick off with beheadings of whites and raiding homes to confiscate guns. It's a two-for-one deal!

Peltz, previously an unknown with a few dozen subscribers to his youtube page, filmed a video of his musings about this, made out of whole cloth, and has become an internet superstar (to those on the right, who have kind of low standards in this regard). Funny that even he doesn't believe it. Funnier still is the fact that he says he's going to get out of the doomsday-prophecy business and work to combat cyberbullying. While continuing to ridicule the left, of course, but that hardly counts. 

My Gawd.

tbergs

I put this in the Louis C.oc K.thread because of its relevance, but it's real home is here. What a great idea! Who wants extra sauce?

http://abcnews.go.com/US/serial-masturbators-cook-county-custody-rewarded-pizza-30/story?id=51024509

Thirty Bills Unpaid

tbergs said:

I put this in the Louis C.oc K.thread because of its relevance, but it's real home is here. What a great idea! Who wants extra sauce?

http://abcnews.go.com/US/serial-masturbators-cook-county-custody-rewarded-pizza-30/story?id=51024509

Spare the rod...

Put the offenders in a cramped cell and let them do as they please if they insist on acting like animals. Stop pleading with them to behave.

* Comical how the pizza idea had a reverse effect though (encouraging more inmates to become chronic masturbators lol).

Thirty Bills Unpaid

Okay... we'll call this guy an idiot because I don't know what else to call him lol:

https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/11/10/suspects-overwhelming-flatulence-shuts-down-police-interrogation.html

oftenreading

A bean lover

Thirty Bills Unpaid

oftenreading said:

A bean lover

The visual of him cocking his leg up and letting one rip is hilarious. I guess he figured he had nothing to lose lol.

Bentleyspop

I'm  not sure who the bigger idiot here is.....

The person who suggested this nominee
The person who nominated  him
Or the Senate for even  considering  him

Federal Judicial Nominee Who Has Never Tried A Case Advanced By Senate Committee 

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/11/11/563488356/federal-judicial-nominee-who-has-never-tried-a-case-advanced-by-senate-committee

Thirty Bills Unpaid

An idiot of the violent kind:

Scumbag loser randomly sucker punches a grandmother in the face. She dies.

Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. And... let's hope you receive some rough treatment once you're there- you are a parasite. 

http://abc7ny.com/news/grandmother-who-was-knocked-out-at-queens-bodega-dies/1766752/

HughFreakingDillon

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

An idiot of the violent kind:

Scumbag loser randomly sucker punches a grandmother in the face. She dies.

Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. And... let's hope you receive some rough treatment once you're there- you are a parasite. 

http://abc7ny.com/news/grandmother-who-was-knocked-out-at-queens-bodega-dies/1766752/

no second chances for this shithead. done. 

Thirty Bills Unpaid

HughFreakingDillon said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

An idiot of the violent kind:

Scumbag loser randomly sucker punches a grandmother in the face. She dies.

Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. And... let's hope you receive some rough treatment once you're there- you are a parasite. 

http://abc7ny.com/news/grandmother-who-was-knocked-out-at-queens-bodega-dies/1766752/

no second chances for this shithead. done. 

What an asshole, eh? Pisses me off.

Might need to be an asshole thread (not the 'theory' thread... which was very amusing I might add).

Bentleyspop

The headline says it all......

Utah Parent Wants School Mascot Renamed Because It Sounds Like The Word Penis

https://deadspin.com/utah-parent-wants-school-mascot-renamed-because-it-soun-1820431720

Jason P

Woman kicked off flight after emotional support PIG became rowdy

The woman was given her marching orders after her havoc-wreaking hog began walking up and down the aisles. Even attempts to strap it to an arm rest failed to settle the farmyard animal on the flight from Connecticut.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4920381/woman-kicked-off-us-airways-flight-emotional-support-pig-disruptive/

I'm not sure who the bigger idiot is?  The woman taking a pig on a plane or society for allowing her to.

HughFreakingDillon

an emotional support animal? allowed on a plane? are you fucking kidding me? "we though it was a duffel bag and then realized it was a pig on a leash". LOL