Fad feeding

hedonist

"It's just food" they say!

I love food too much to go that route.

Also, every time I read the word soylent, I imagine Archie Bunker saying "silent".

Godfather.

whispering hands said:

I'm going to start a diet, just fucking make one up.. Give it some silly name, and see how it catches on. Why not? I could get rich off all the gullible people in the world!! Hey, it worked for Atkins, this crazy Paleo thing, and the always famous Ten Day Juice diet .


Ok I know, I'm kinda being a bitch.. But here's the real secret, folks... Each and everyone one of our bodies works differently with or against the foods we consume! So if you have a low tolerance for breaking down Lactose, cut it out.. Unsung in their Paleo thread mentioned that milk really isn't necessary for adults. To a minor degree this person is right. But to be comets honest, it was never meant for us to drink at all! None the less, in our infinitely ' ignorant wisdom' humans have found a million ways to make use of it. Which in turn is actually not bad, is less time consuming, and the beneficial result is dead heat similar; so we drink milk, eat yogurt, use butter, etc.. But if you can't break down lactose, then you really should find your bacterial benefit, calcium, and vitamin intake by more suitable means. Grains.. Completely fucking necessary! Sorry to break it to you.. There are millions of grains out there without the crappy gluten in them. But grains are natural proteins, sugars and fatstgat our muscles, tendons and digestive systems require to keep things together! Anytime a diet tells you to exclude some entire group of foods from your diet??? Go talk to a specialist!! And not a kook! I mean board certified, been to school, understands how the human body works.. Someone that actually KNOWS what they're talking about. It scares me to think that do many people jump on these fad diets because so and so did it, and it worked for them.. It may have, in the short run.. But a Quarter Horse WILL OUT RUN a Thorobred for a quarter mile. Big deal. In the end the Thorobred blows by in the mile. The point is, you want it to work in a sustainable manner; that promotes life long health. Not instant result. If there's an instant result, something is not right. Sure you lose weight, feel good, but even Anorexia feels good in the beginning! I'm not saying don't diet.. I'm saying make sure the diet you plan to mold your life to, is one that is monitored directly by an educated individual, not some article your friend's cousin's ex-roomate's dog's last owner told you about that worked for them! Each person is different. Just this Paleo shit is disturbing! If you're gonna truly do it, look into that periodic history! Those fuckers didn't live very long! As for processed foods, gross! NO ONE needs that crap! I try yo avoid that at all costs!
Anyhow.. Rant over.. Just take care of your body.. Quit ravaging its insides for the result of better looking outsides. Ok truly done ranting..
I'll be looking forward to my new asshole in the morning! ;-)

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Godfather.

whispering hands

LMFAO!! Love it!! Ou812!!! Hahahahahaha!