I Just Canceled My Free Obamacare ...
DriftingByTheStorm
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Yup.
This is one of the dumbest initiatives the government has ever attempted ...
and I was of that opinion before I came to know it intimately.
To some up the stupitidy in a nutshell ...
THEY WANT ME TO FORWARD PROVE CURRENT YEAR INCOME OR DROP ME ...
The LONGER VERSION ...
My income is so stupidly low, WORKING THREE JOBS AT A TIME (in 2012 i alternately held FIVE different jobs, but 3 at a time), that I barely have time to scratch my fucking ass ... I make dick, and my life is dogshit. And to add to that, Obamacare says I MUST suckle from the government teat or be fined for not suckling. So I suckled. Fuck, they gave it to me FREE. 100% subsidy. A FORCED subsidy, I may add.
Anyhow. Several months later (and I have YET TO USE THE POLICY EVEN FOR A CHECKUP ... because my life sucks such fat dick I have no time) ... AND OBAMACARE CALLS ME TO ASK ME FOR "MORE INFORMATION" ...
What "information" could they want, you ask?
HOW ABOUT *** FORWARD PROVING THE CURRENT YEARS INCOME *** ....
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME !?!
So the solution to helping all the poor fucks in this world who don't have a moment to rub two thoughts together is to FORCE them on to your stupid subsidy and then FORCE THEM TO ***FORWARD PROVE*** THEIR CURRENT (ie. UNENDED, YEAR IN PROGRESS) INCOME?
**************** GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID FUCKING GOVERNMENT FUCKS *************************
So, I don't know how obvious this is to ya'll, but given that the year is NOT OVER, there IS NO W2 FOR ME TO SUBMIT ...
THEY WANT:
PAY STUBS (I have 2 jobs with direct deposit for which I get NO STUB) and one "job" that is my business that is so ass-backwards that asking me to dig through my own books to get you my current years wages is actually somewhat of a chore ...
STATEMENTS FROM EMPLOYERS (yeah right, fuck off)
OR MY BANKSTATEMENTS ... ON PRINCIPLE ALONE, SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!!!!!!!!
AND BESIDES THAT FACT, UP UNTIL FIFTEEN DAYS AFTER THE DEADLINE THEY GAVE ME I WAS STILL WORKING TO WHACK MY DEADBEAT FUCKING ACCOUNTANT OVER THE HEAD TO GET MY 2013 TAXES SUBMITTED ...
So ...
ME: Can't barely stop to fucking breath. STILL WORKING ON OVERDUE TAXES FROM LAST YEAR.
GOVERNMENT: WANTS PROOF OF CURRENT YEARS INCOME.
ME: FUCK YOU, YOU IDIOTS.
CANCEL ME. CANCEL ME. CANCEL ME.
YOU BETTER NOT TRY TO FUCKING BILL ME.
CANCEL ME. CANCEL ME. CANCEL ME.
Oh. AND FINE ME.
CUZ YOU ARE GOING TO.
FINE ME FINE ME FINE ME.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
This is one of the dumbest initiatives the government has ever attempted ...
and I was of that opinion before I came to know it intimately.
To some up the stupitidy in a nutshell ...
THEY WANT ME TO FORWARD PROVE CURRENT YEAR INCOME OR DROP ME ...
The LONGER VERSION ...
My income is so stupidly low, WORKING THREE JOBS AT A TIME (in 2012 i alternately held FIVE different jobs, but 3 at a time), that I barely have time to scratch my fucking ass ... I make dick, and my life is dogshit. And to add to that, Obamacare says I MUST suckle from the government teat or be fined for not suckling. So I suckled. Fuck, they gave it to me FREE. 100% subsidy. A FORCED subsidy, I may add.
Anyhow. Several months later (and I have YET TO USE THE POLICY EVEN FOR A CHECKUP ... because my life sucks such fat dick I have no time) ... AND OBAMACARE CALLS ME TO ASK ME FOR "MORE INFORMATION" ...
What "information" could they want, you ask?
HOW ABOUT *** FORWARD PROVING THE CURRENT YEARS INCOME *** ....
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME !?!
So the solution to helping all the poor fucks in this world who don't have a moment to rub two thoughts together is to FORCE them on to your stupid subsidy and then FORCE THEM TO ***FORWARD PROVE*** THEIR CURRENT (ie. UNENDED, YEAR IN PROGRESS) INCOME?
**************** GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID FUCKING GOVERNMENT FUCKS *************************
So, I don't know how obvious this is to ya'll, but given that the year is NOT OVER, there IS NO W2 FOR ME TO SUBMIT ...
THEY WANT:
PAY STUBS (I have 2 jobs with direct deposit for which I get NO STUB) and one "job" that is my business that is so ass-backwards that asking me to dig through my own books to get you my current years wages is actually somewhat of a chore ...
STATEMENTS FROM EMPLOYERS (yeah right, fuck off)
OR MY BANKSTATEMENTS ... ON PRINCIPLE ALONE, SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!!!!!!!!
AND BESIDES THAT FACT, UP UNTIL FIFTEEN DAYS AFTER THE DEADLINE THEY GAVE ME I WAS STILL WORKING TO WHACK MY DEADBEAT FUCKING ACCOUNTANT OVER THE HEAD TO GET MY 2013 TAXES SUBMITTED ...
So ...
ME: Can't barely stop to fucking breath. STILL WORKING ON OVERDUE TAXES FROM LAST YEAR.
GOVERNMENT: WANTS PROOF OF CURRENT YEARS INCOME.
ME: FUCK YOU, YOU IDIOTS.
CANCEL ME. CANCEL ME. CANCEL ME.
YOU BETTER NOT TRY TO FUCKING BILL ME.
CANCEL ME. CANCEL ME. CANCEL ME.
Oh. AND FINE ME.
CUZ YOU ARE GOING TO.
FINE ME FINE ME FINE ME.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
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If I opened it now would you not understand?
If I opened it now would you not understand?
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It does seem ass-backwards.
Hell, the IRS recently asked us for proof of our income and copies of my tax return because my husband claimed our mortgage on his taxes.
THEY ALREADY HAVE THIS INFORMATION FOR BOTH OF US.
Bumbling and inefficient.
The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)
1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
2020: Oakland, Oakland: 2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
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Benjs....this isn't government healthcare, they just provide subsidies for lower income folks to pay premiums. 100% subsidy is fucking wonderful and is exactly why the ACA was needed.
The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)
1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
2020: Oakland, Oakland: 2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana
i enjoy your post & more power to you
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you are gonna have a heart attack.
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To answer your question directly, NO. No I never thought my government would be so stupid as to unconstitutionaly (I really don't give a fuck the supreme courts bullshit opinion on this. I can read. The constitution clearly says go fuck yourself. Only a lawyer could and did say otherwise) require health coverage and I SURE AS FUCK NEVER THOUGHT THEY'D REQUIRE FORWARD PROOF. I'm not 100% certain, but I'm pretty sure that's unheard of prior to this bullshit.
So to clarify, it is really THIS:
SIGN UP AND "PROVE" YOUR INCOME BEFORE YOU EARN IT OR PAY A (SOON TO BE LARGE) PENALTY FOR SIMPLY BEING ALIVE (a constitutional, and God given right.)
But you're right. MY BAD!
SORRY OBAMA!!!
If I opened it now would you not understand?
...let us all know how this works out in a few months. I'm curious to see what comes of it...
Frankly, I'd like to see Drifting send that original post to his appropriate politician! Then again, I'm not sure how much of a difference writing/contacting these people makes.
You're going to pop a blood vessel... chill the F out if you're not going to have health care.
If I opened it now would you not understand?
You know....like the rest of the industrialized world...
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)
1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
2020: Oakland, Oakland: 2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana
The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)
1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
2020: Oakland, Oakland: 2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana
The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)
1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
2020: Oakland, Oakland: 2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana
The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)
1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
2020: Oakland, Oakland: 2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana