Official Stupid Questions Thread

SD48277

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

badbrains said:

Stay away from aspartame

And LoLo )

hey... my family is gonna save on embalming.... )

Embalming you, shit, I heard they're just gonna leave u to rot where u die! Back to the earth u go logan! )

With all that aspartame, will he even decompose?

Leezestarr313

ldent42 said:

That's the one thing I'm unfortunately ignorant on, non supermarket meat. Even the organic stuff I won't buy cuz it looks awful. I'm not a big meat lover though

Oh, in Germany I never got the organic meat. I was not able to afford it! And yes, it looked miserable too. But the Amish stuff looks absolutely great, tastes fantastic and is good on the wallet. We bought some supermarket sausages in between when the Amish wasn't open and we threw parts of them away because we didn't like them anymore. They have the most wonderful and tasty chicken sausages, with Italian, Polish or several other flavours. They have signs hanging around saying "Amish chicks don't do drugs" and stuff like that. I love it there Look around, you may never know what is available locally. Fish, eggs, meats, veggies...

An American hairdresser once told me if I want fuller hair I should eat more supermarket meat. The cheapo stuff is so loaded with hormones that you can see it - people get fat as hell, but have the most wonderful hair and nails )

badbrains

SD48277 said:

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

badbrains said:

Stay away from aspartame

And LoLo )

hey... my family is gonna save on embalming.... )

Embalming you, shit, I heard they're just gonna leave u to rot where u die! Back to the earth u go logan! )

With all that aspartame, will he even decompose?

Prob not, haha, he'll be a nice fossil for the aliens to discover.

northerndragon

badbrains said:

SD48277 said:

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

badbrains said:

Stay away from aspartame

And LoLo )

hey... my family is gonna save on embalming.... )

Embalming you, shit, I heard they're just gonna leave u to rot where u die! Back to the earth u go logan! )

With all that aspartame, will he even decompose?

Prob not, haha, he'll be a nice fossil for the aliens to discover.

The term is mummified lol

SD48277

northerndragon said:

badbrains said:

SD48277 said:

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

badbrains said:

Stay away from aspartame

And LoLo )

hey... my family is gonna save on embalming.... )

Embalming you, shit, I heard they're just gonna leave u to rot where u die! Back to the earth u go logan! )

With all that aspartame, will he even decompose?

Prob not, haha, he'll be a nice fossil for the aliens to discover.

The term is mummified lol

) I shouldn't laugh so hard...I have a Diet Coke addiction that has "preserved" my insides.

Empty Glass

Stupid question(s):

At what age do you tell kids about Santa? Also, do you tell them or do they find out from friends? I honestly can't remember how I found out

lolobugg

Empty Glass said:

Stupid question(s):

At what age do you tell kids about Santa? Also, do you tell them or do they find out from friends? I honestly can't remember how I found out

what do you mean?
Santa isn't real?
fuck you, Empty.

Empty Glass

lolobugg said:

Empty Glass said:

Stupid question(s):

At what age do you tell kids about Santa? Also, do you tell them or do they find out from friends? I honestly can't remember how I found out

what do you mean?
Santa isn't real?
fuck you, Empty.

Please re-read my post. At what point did I say anything about anyone being fake? :-@

lolobugg

Empty Glass said:

lolobugg said:

Empty Glass said:

Stupid question(s):

At what age do you tell kids about Santa? Also, do you tell them or do they find out from friends? I honestly can't remember how I found out

what do you mean?
Santa isn't real?
fuck you, Empty.

Please re-read my post. At what point did I say anything about anyone being fake? :-@

sorry, yeah I forgot that I actually found out from a kid in 1st grade.
He was telling everyone and getting such a kick out of their reactions.
what a little fucker.

Empty Glass

lolobugg said:

Empty Glass said:

lolobugg said:

Empty Glass said:

Stupid question(s):

At what age do you tell kids about Santa? Also, do you tell them or do they find out from friends? I honestly can't remember how I found out

what do you mean?
Santa isn't real?
fuck you, Empty.

Please re-read my post. At what point did I say anything about anyone being fake? :-@

sorry, yeah I forgot that I actually found out from a kid in 1st grade.
He was telling everyone and getting such a kick out of their reactions.
what a little fucker.

fuck that kid

lolobugg

Empty Glass said:

lolobugg said:

Empty Glass said:

lolobugg said:

Empty Glass said:

Stupid question(s):

At what age do you tell kids about Santa? Also, do you tell them or do they find out from friends? I honestly can't remember how I found out

what do you mean?
Santa isn't real?
fuck you, Empty.

Please re-read my post. At what point did I say anything about anyone being fake? :-@

sorry, yeah I forgot that I actually found out from a kid in 1st grade.
He was telling everyone and getting such a kick out of their reactions.
what a little fucker.

fuck that kid

yeah, I remember being so disappointed but I didn't want to let on to the other kids )
I tried to act like I knew all along

whispering hands

My parents got sick of it, and finally told us..

lolobugg

I remember later that year I got chicken pox and I couldn't sleep.
I helped my mom fill my younger sister's easter basket after she went to bed.....
wow, we have some strange customs now that I think about it.

northerndragon

Empty Glass said:

Stupid question(s):

At what age do you tell kids about Santa? Also, do you tell them or do they find out from friends? I honestly can't remember how I found out

You could do what my mom did and wrap all the Santa presents with masking tape and then tell a hilarious christmas morning story about running out of scotch tape and having to use masking tape on the rest of the presents. She then asked me if I liked my present from santa...bitch.

Empty Glass

lolobugg said:

I remember later that year I got chicken pox and I couldn't sleep.
I helped my mom fill my younger sister's easter basket after she went to bed.....
wow, we have some strange customs now that I think about it.

)

My youngest a year or two ago (3 or 4 then) said "I don't even understand how this chocolate doesn't melt when the Eater Bunny is going to every house". I came up with "yeah, I still can't figure it out"

Empty Glass

northerndragon said:

Empty Glass said:

Stupid question(s):

At what age do you tell kids about Santa? Also, do you tell them or do they find out from friends? I honestly can't remember how I found out

You could do what my mom did and wrap all the Santa presents with masking tape and then tell a hilarious christmas morning story about running out of scotch tape and having to use masking tape on the rest of the presents. She then asked me if I liked my present from santa...bitch.

I've slipped up so many times w/ my oldest, but have been able to get back on track. I'm pretty sure he'll be like " I don't care how the stuff gets under the tree, just keep it coming" )

lolobugg

Empty Glass said:

northerndragon said:

Empty Glass said:

Stupid question(s):

At what age do you tell kids about Santa? Also, do you tell them or do they find out from friends? I honestly can't remember how I found out

You could do what my mom did and wrap all the Santa presents with masking tape and then tell a hilarious christmas morning story about running out of scotch tape and having to use masking tape on the rest of the presents. She then asked me if I liked my present from santa...bitch.

I've slipped up so many times w/ my oldest, but have been able to get back on track. I'm pretty sure he'll be like " I don't care how the stuff gets under the tree, just keep it coming" )

where I grew up-
most homes don't have fireplaces/chimneys.
we always asked, "how will Santa get in?"
my mom would tell us that he uses the door and has a key to every house...
kids will believe anything. )

JWPearl

lolobugg said:

Empty Glass said:

northerndragon said:

Empty Glass said:

Stupid question(s):

At what age do you tell kids about Santa? Also, do you tell them or do they find out from friends? I honestly can't remember how I found out

You could do what my mom did and wrap all the Santa presents with masking tape and then tell a hilarious christmas morning story about running out of scotch tape and having to use masking tape on the rest of the presents. She then asked me if I liked my present from santa...bitch.

I've slipped up so many times w/ my oldest, but have been able to get back on track. I'm pretty sure he'll be like " I don't care how the stuff gets under the tree, just keep it coming" )

where I grew up-
most homes don't have fireplaces/chimneys.
we always asked, "how will Santa get in?"
my mom would tell us that he uses the door and has a key to every house...
kids will believe anything. )

) kinda reminds me of my next door neighbour I grew up with , she was always convinced she was brought by a stork and all babies were, now she has two boys and I still find it hard to picture her as a mother lol bc of that

Empty Glass

lolobugg said:

Empty Glass said:

northerndragon said:

Empty Glass said:

Stupid question(s):

At what age do you tell kids about Santa? Also, do you tell them or do they find out from friends? I honestly can't remember how I found out

You could do what my mom did and wrap all the Santa presents with masking tape and then tell a hilarious christmas morning story about running out of scotch tape and having to use masking tape on the rest of the presents. She then asked me if I liked my present from santa...bitch.

I've slipped up so many times w/ my oldest, but have been able to get back on track. I'm pretty sure he'll be like " I don't care how the stuff gets under the tree, just keep it coming" )

where I grew up-
most homes don't have fireplaces/chimneys.
we always asked, "how will Santa get in?"
my mom would tell us that he uses the door and has a key to every house...
kids will believe anything. )

We actually have a huge "magical" key we put under the mat outside before bed. It's magical because the kids said "no way that fits in the key hole". They wake up and the key is next to the cookie crumbs and empty egg nog glass

lolobugg

JWPearl said:

lolobugg said:

Empty Glass said:

northerndragon said:

Empty Glass said:

Stupid question(s):

At what age do you tell kids about Santa? Also, do you tell them or do they find out from friends? I honestly can't remember how I found out

You could do what my mom did and wrap all the Santa presents with masking tape and then tell a hilarious christmas morning story about running out of scotch tape and having to use masking tape on the rest of the presents. She then asked me if I liked my present from santa...bitch.

I've slipped up so many times w/ my oldest, but have been able to get back on track. I'm pretty sure he'll be like " I don't care how the stuff gets under the tree, just keep it coming" )

where I grew up-
most homes don't have fireplaces/chimneys.
we always asked, "how will Santa get in?"
my mom would tell us that he uses the door and has a key to every house...
kids will believe anything. )

) kinda reminds me of my next door neighbour I grew up with , she was always convinced she was brought by a stork and all babies were, now she has two boys and I still find it hard to picture her as a mother lol bc of that

she must've figured something out.. )

Empty Glass said:

lolobugg said:

Empty Glass said:

northerndragon said:

Empty Glass said:

Stupid question(s):

At what age do you tell kids about Santa? Also, do you tell them or do they find out from friends? I honestly can't remember how I found out

You could do what my mom did and wrap all the Santa presents with masking tape and then tell a hilarious christmas morning story about running out of scotch tape and having to use masking tape on the rest of the presents. She then asked me if I liked my present from santa...bitch.

I've slipped up so many times w/ my oldest, but have been able to get back on track. I'm pretty sure he'll be like " I don't care how the stuff gets under the tree, just keep it coming" )

where I grew up-
most homes don't have fireplaces/chimneys.
we always asked, "how will Santa get in?"
my mom would tell us that he uses the door and has a key to every house...
kids will believe anything. )

We actually have a huge "magical" key we put under the mat outside before bed. It's magical because the kids said "no way that fits in the key hole". They wake up and the key is next to the cookie crumbs and empty egg nog glass

that's a good idea.... gonna have to steal that one!!!