I'm a kidney stone machine. I've passed about 25 in the past 7 or so years. I have no less than 3 small stones in my at all time. Sodium is poison to me, no salt in ANYTHING I cook. No seasonings, no soups, no deli meat, no nothing. Here is my home remedy. Take about 30 stalks of asparagus, bake them in your oven for about 25 minutes until they are nice and warm. Then blend them up to make a smoothie/sludge sort of mixture. Drink it down in one sitting, no breaks, no pussying out. Just take it down. Chase it with a few pints of water and a beer. Get ready to piss like you've never pissed before, but your stone will pass...... Good luck and go easy on the pain meds, eventually they will be useless.
You my friend. Have to be the TOUGHEST son of a bitch walking the planet.
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
I spent an evening in the ER two nights ago. I fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie. I crawled into the bedroom at 1:30am and the wife was lying there saying, "I was calling you" (which I obviously never heard). I took her to ER and spent 4 hours there.
In short, she has ovarian cysts and one burst.
She was in as much pain as I've ever seen someone- they are apparently brutal. She was given good doses of morphine with gravol chasers to alleviate the nausea.
She has others in there as well- she goes back next week for more work.
I spent an evening in the ER two nights ago. I fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie. I crawled into the bedroom at 1:30am and the wife was lying there saying, "I was calling you" (which I obviously never heard). I took her to ER and spent 4 hours there.
In short, she has ovarian cysts and one burst.
She was in as much pain as I've ever seen someone- they are apparently brutal. She was given good doses of morphine with gravol chasers to alleviate the nausea.
She has others in there as well- she goes back next week for more work.
Thank you for the well wishes.
I hope your wife is feeling better and all turns out well.
Middle age is fun, isn't it?
:-c
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
I'm a kidney stone machine. I've passed about 25 in the past 7 or so years. I have no less than 3 small stones in my at all time. Sodium is poison to me, no salt in ANYTHING I cook. No seasonings, no soups, no deli meat, no nothing. Here is my home remedy. Take about 30 stalks of asparagus, bake them in your oven for about 25 minutes until they are nice and warm. Then blend them up to make a smoothie/sludge sort of mixture. Drink it down in one sitting, no breaks, no pussying out. Just take it down. Chase it with a few pints of water and a beer. Get ready to piss like you've never pissed before, but your stone will pass...... Good luck and go easy on the pain meds, eventually they will be useless.
this is my dad he had kidney stones as a regular hobby after 2-3 decades of kidney stone brutality, it got to be common knowledge he passed a kidney stone one time that was insanely massive his dr. told him that it was indeed the largest kidney stone he had even saw
the old man never gave two shits about what not to eat & what to eat. he ate as he pleased, drank like a fish & smoked like a chimney. inbetween all that he pissed sandburs for entertainment purposes
like i said, in the beginning it was way rough. after many years it was not as terrible & quite regular for him. i think they bored-out his tubing
no matter how nice the hospital, the ER is always the dregs of society.....and Speedy!
If I had known then what I know now...
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I'm a kidney stone machine. I've passed about 25 in the past 7 or so years. I have no less than 3 small stones in my at all time. Sodium is poison to me, no salt in ANYTHING I cook. No seasonings, no soups, no deli meat, no nothing. Here is my home remedy. Take about 30 stalks of asparagus, bake them in your oven for about 25 minutes until they are nice and warm. Then blend them up to make a smoothie/sludge sort of mixture. Drink it down in one sitting, no breaks, no pussying out. Just take it down. Chase it with a few pints of water and a beer. Get ready to piss like you've never pissed before, but your stone will pass...... Good luck and go easy on the pain meds, eventually they will be useless.
this is my dad he had kidney stones as a regular hobby after 2-3 decades of kidney stone brutality, it got to be common knowledge he passed a kidney stone one time that was insanely massive his dr. told him that it was indeed the largest kidney stone he had even saw
the old man never gave two shits about what not to eat & what to eat. he ate as he pleased, drank like a fish & smoked like a chimney. inbetween all that he pissed sandburs for entertainment purposes
like i said, in the beginning it was way rough. after many years it was not as terrible & quite regular for him. i think they bored-out his tubing
be well & good luck, speedy
Yes, it has become routine for me. Painkillers are now useless. I once had a stent put in to help pass a large stone after it was broke apart. THAT is pain my friends. Only one way into the tube connecting the kidney and bladder, and thats through the exits. I'd rather die than go through that again! Think garden hose inserted into a straw. They knock you out putting in the stent, but not taking it out!!!!! Good Luck Speedy. Try my remedy, it works!
Go to the 30 second mark and watch the "Modern Family" version of a kidney stone. I SWEAR TO GOD that is EXACTLY how I reacted. My wife and I just watched this and we haven't stopped laughing.
Go to the 30 second mark and watch the "Modern Family" version of a kidney stone. I SWEAR TO GOD that is EXACTLY how I reacted. My wife and I just watched this and we haven't stopped laughing.
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Have to be the TOUGHEST son of a bitch walking the planet.
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Get well soon, man.
I spent an evening in the ER two nights ago. I fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie. I crawled into the bedroom at 1:30am and the wife was lying there saying, "I was calling you" (which I obviously never heard). I took her to ER and spent 4 hours there.
In short, she has ovarian cysts and one burst.
She was in as much pain as I've ever seen someone- they are apparently brutal. She was given good doses of morphine with gravol chasers to alleviate the nausea.
She has others in there as well- she goes back next week for more work.
I hope your wife is feeling better and all turns out well.
Middle age is fun, isn't it?
:-c
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
he had kidney stones as a regular hobby
after 2-3 decades of kidney stone brutality, it got to be common knowledge
he passed a kidney stone one time that was insanely massive
his dr. told him that it was indeed the largest kidney stone he had even saw
the old man never gave two shits about what not to eat & what to eat. he ate as he pleased, drank like a fish & smoked like a chimney. inbetween all that he pissed sandburs for entertainment purposes
like i said, in the beginning it was way rough. after many years it was not as terrible & quite regular for him. i think they bored-out his tubing
be well & good luck, speedy
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Who knew a kidney stone could reduce me to a whiny, crying, 3 year old?
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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Portland 13, Spokane 13
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"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
hope it passes soon and with as little pain as possible
...well actually I do, I hope you feel better soon.
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
It's stone's fault.
I truly appreciate the well wishes.
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
hahahahahah
Jesus Christ that was a hell of a 24 hours.
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
I SWEAR TO GOD that is EXACTLY how I reacted.
My wife and I just watched this and we haven't stopped laughing.
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Its just perfect.
And thank you katwoman
I feel a whole lot better today.
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....