Dublin crew!!!

redrock

dunkman wrote:

anyway, now the lads are on here for the 1st time in ages... is it normal that every morning i wake up i have a stiffy? i mean every morning?

Stop boasting... these other guys will feel inadequate...

jrd

dunkman wrote:

broken cock... :eek: that makes my stomach go funny :( :(


anyway, now the lads are on here for the 1st time in ages... is it normal that every morning i wake up i have a stiffy? i mean every morning?

"Woke Up With Wood"

God, I love ZZ Top...

V V

Byrnzie wrote:

Only 3 hours left of having to talk to the general public.
I'm so tempted to tell one to go fuck themselves. I have 3 years of pent up anger ready to unleash on one of these morons. :rolleyes:

hahahahaha yes, or drop in a random word ! , haha yeah give us the number we'll call u hahahahaha

stonesgstring

eMMI the Harewood House thing refers to a gig to Dave, Chime and I went to. It was an O2 Festival thing and the Who headlined. Good gig I must say :cool:

Harewood House is near Leeds, in Yorkshire, in case you wondered where it actually was

UKDave

dunkman wrote:

broken cock... :eek: that makes my stomach go funny :( :(


anyway, now the lads are on here for the 1st time in ages... is it normal that every morning i wake up i have a stiffy? i mean every morning?

only if you're not getting enough...

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

this why i dont like him...


its busy in here today.. wheres Helen so i can get along with her, wheres Jenny so i can rub my thighs at her and where's Al, so i can ruffle his, ehhh, hair

typical Irish... they be plotting to bomb something most likely.. either that or selling tarmac to old grannies!

Actually I'm trying to get through the 26,547 posts since I left for lunch :eek:

I have to say I'm not a Cornell fan either... Not saying he's crap BUT I just don't see the big deal.

UKDave

stonesgstring wrote:

eMMI the Harewood House thing refers to a gig to Dave, Chime and I went to. It was an O2 Festival thing and the Who headlined. Good gig I must say :cool:

Harewood House is near Leeds, in Yorkshire, in case you wondered where it actually was

Oh yeah, sorry didn't get back to that

Who are playing Birmingham in May but it looks like it's sold out :(

V V

pitched a tent first thing ?

dunkman

UKDave wrote:

only if you're not getting enough...

so you get the morning stiffy as well then.... phew... thought i had a problem

Byrnzie

redrock wrote:

ooOOOoo what number can I call to get you??

But I wouldn't be horrible to any of you lot. You're cut of a different cloth to these miserable shitmunchers.

UKDave

jrd wrote:

"Woke Up With Wood"

God, I love ZZ Top...

"What's The Story Morning Glory?" dunk

stonesgstring

UKDave wrote:

Oh yeah, sorry didn't get back to that

Who are playing Birmingham in May but it looks like it's sold out :(

I was tempted to go and see them in Southampton, it's not sold out yet. Might take my dad along, he loves them :cool:

redrock

UKDave wrote:

only if you're not getting enough...

"The so called "morning erection" is the result of being wakened during, or just after a dream; and it can be a very persistent erection. While a morning erection is not a sign of arousal, it's presents and the pleasurable sensations it can create may result in arousal. Men have only very limited control over their erections."

"A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection."

Looks like you're just getting a good nights sleep!

UKDave

dunkman wrote:

so you get the morning stiffy as well then.... phew... thought i had a problem

At the moment mate yeah, certainly did this morning... not on the alternate weekends though...

stonesgstring

dunkman wrote:

so you get the morning stiffy as well then.... phew... thought i had a problem

OOoooo haha Nice response Dunky, nice response

Heineken Helen

jrd wrote:

but have you read back far enough to know what duty you've been "volunteered" for...?

Yep... and you can all fuck off

Ya can't have it both ways... go to the pub for the afternoon whilst Helen dutifully keeps your place in the queue... oh no!

jrd

dunkman wrote:

broken cock... :eek: that makes my stomach go funny :( :(

and FFS, NO-ONE is allowed to post any links to pictures of said injury!!! :eek:
I did some summer work once where I had to go through medical journals and it's kinda scarey how often it happens... it just takes one careless user...

anyway, now the lads are on here for the 1st time in ages... is it normal that every morning i wake up i have a stiffy? i mean every morning?

obviously not getting used enough...

as i now see has already been said... must... use... more...fingers...for...typing...

UKDave

stonesgstring wrote:

I was tempted to go and see them in Southampton, it's not sold out yet. Might take my dad along, he loves them :cool:

Thanks for that "oldie" reference :rolleyes:

dunkman

UKDave wrote:

"What's The Story Morning Glory?" dunk

i was being serious as well... :(

like the time i asked my pals if they ever eat bowls of Sugar Puffs and then notice that their pee smells of sugar puffs a few hours later... i got ripped for that one... only to be told by them years later that it happened to them as well!!!!

Sugar Puff pee

Byrnzie

redrock wrote:

"The so called "morning erection" is the result of being wakened during, or just after a dream; and it can be a very persistent erection. While a morning erection is not a sign of arousal, it's presents and the pleasurable sensations it can create may result in arousal. Men have only very limited control over their erections."

"A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection."

Looks like you're just getting a good nights sleep!

I had a huge stiffy on the way to Sainsbury's this afternoon.

UKDave

dunkman wrote:

i was being serious as well... :(

like the time i asked my pals if they ever eat bowls of Sugar Puffs and then notice that their pee smells of sugar puffs a few hours later... i got ripped for that one... only to be told by them years later that it happened to them as well!!!!

Sugar Puff pee

LMAO

Asparagus and pine nuts as well, it's true!!

V V

thanks red Herbie wakes up like it too ! :eek:

redrock

Byrnzie wrote:

I had a huge stiffy on the way to Sainsbury's this afternoon.

I hope you left the cookies alone this time...

UKDave

Byrnzie wrote:

I had a huge stiffy on the way to Sainsbury's this afternoon.

Thinking of cream ring doughnuts?

eMMI

stonesgstring wrote:

eMMI the Harewood House thing refers to a gig to Dave, Chime and I went to. It was an O2 Festival thing and the Who headlined. Good gig I must say :cool:

Harewood House is near Leeds, in Yorkshire, in case you wondered where it actually was

alrighty then.

well, I didn't really wonder but thanks anyway.

dunkman

redrock wrote:

"The so called "morning erection" is the result of being wakened during, or just after a dream; and it can be a very persistent erection. While a morning erection is not a sign of arousal, it's presents and the pleasurable sensations it can create may result in arousal. Men have only very limited control over their erections."

"A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection."

Looks like you're just getting a good nights sleep!

thanks Red baby!!!

i only sleep 6 or 7 hours max per night... any longer than that and i feel like shit!

Maggie Thatcher used to survive on 4 hours per night.... :eek: and i bet she woke up with a stiffy as well... or is Dennis still alive?

redrock

V V wrote:

thanks red Herbie wakes up like it too ! :eek:

And Keith thought he was special....

UKDave

jrd wrote:

and FFS, NO-ONE is allowed to post any links to pictures of said injury!!! :eek:
I did some summer work once where I had to go through medical journals and it's kinda scarey how often it happens... it just takes one careless user...

I second that, I'll puke I tell ya... :( :eek:

Byrnzie

redrock wrote:

I hope you left the cookies alone this time...

I headed straight for the blancmange section.

redrock

UKDave wrote:

Thinking of cream ring doughnuts?

We're not going down that road again, are we? :rolleyes: