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  • UKDave
    UKDave Posts: 5,557
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    Lol, wow, smut free???????? :eek:

    What the fuck's going on??????

    Read up the page..... ;):D:D
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    nope... bear in this case

    bare, just means naked, stripped, etc


    i just spent ages making up a 'funny' list of porno titles for that very named thread, went to post them and the frickin thread has been removed... gutted!!! so here goes:-



    Schindlers Fist -

    Lord of the Rings (extended anal version)

    The Shawwank Redemption

    Raiders of the Lost Ass

    The Silence of the Prams (teen porn, not kiddie porn) :o

    I Poked Her Lips Now (Colonel Cunts goes insane and someone is sent to kill him via sex)

    To Kill a Fucking Bird

    The Penist (jewish guy gets locked up and has to cum for freedom)

    Massive Python and the Holey Frail ( old grannies get DP'd by a big willy)

    A Cock works Orange (in which pornlets with bad suntans are porked)

    Shaving Ryan's Privates (i think this one actually exists!!)

    The Elephant Man (guy with huge willy just keeps pulling his pockets out of his trousers and hilarity ensues) :)

    Indiana Bone and the Ass Crusade

    Butch Flaccidy and the Cum Back Kid (gay porno about an impotent guy and his mate)

    The Adventures of Throbbin Hood

    Toy Story 3 - Who has Woody?

    Fuck Soup - The Marx Brothers shag with silly mustaches and catchphrases

    Spurtacus - heavy cummer slave becomes a hero

    The Sexorcist - teenage girl gets possessed by the devil, wets a crucifix

    Big Pish - for those pee lovers out there...

    Cock, Cock and Two Smoking Barrels

    :eek:

    :o

    :eek:
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    UKDave wrote:
    Ooops!! :o sorry Rita looks like timing is an issue around here ;):D

    Trust you guys... only gone for a 1/2 hour or so..... :mad:

    BTW Dave... eastern european madness sent your way... ;)
  • UKDave
    UKDave Posts: 5,557
    redrock wrote:
    Trust you guys... only gone for a 1/2 hour or so..... :mad:

    BTW Dave... eastern european madness sent your way... ;)

    Cool :cool: you want in on album club? fantastic choice this week if I do say so myself ;):D:D :cool:
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • chime
    chime Posts: 7,839
    V I think a visit to the Tate Modern is in order :D art can be fun!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6034123.stm

    http://www.tate.org.uk/modern/exhibitions/carstenholler/
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    UKDave wrote:
    Cool :cool: you want in on album club? fantastic choice this week if I do say so myself ;):D:D :cool:

    Not sure if I'll have lots that other may want, but YES.. this week's definitely sounds like a winner!! :D:D:D
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    Chime wrote:
    V I think a visit to the Tate Modern is in order :D

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6034123.stm

    http://www.tate.org.uk/modern/exhibitions/carstenholler/


    Now THIS, Helen HAS to see (need to check if it's on when she's here!).
  • chime
    chime Posts: 7,839
    redrock wrote:
    Now THIS, Helen HAS to see (need to check if it's on when she's here!).

    10 October '06 - April '07 :)
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • UKDave
    UKDave Posts: 5,557
    Chime wrote:
    10 October '06 - April '07 :)

    After the pub though!! :D:D
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    oo, by the way, guess what?! :D lol. as winter is approaching I decided to crochet myself a new hat (as I will need one to be a good example to the kids. :D:D ). I started it today and it's nearly finished. yey!! only a few more layers. :D:D :p:D:)

    EDIT: :p
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • UKDave
    UKDave Posts: 5,557
    eMMI wrote:
    only a few more inches I think, maybe just one and a half. :D:D :p:D:)

    ** !!!! ** smut alert smut alert :D:D:D:p
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    UKDave wrote:
    ** !!!! ** smut alert smut alert :D:D:D:p

    no no no!!! :eek:

    must edit!!
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    Chime wrote:
    10 October '06 - April '07 :)

    As always.. thank you Chime. I suppose that if I had read the article in its entirety, I would have known.

    I will now post the link on Helen's thread about her visit. She can't ignore this!
  • UKDave
    UKDave Posts: 5,557
    eMMI wrote:
    no no no!!! :eek:

    must edit!!

    Cheat!!!! :mad: :(
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    UKDave wrote:
    Cheat!!!! :mad: :(

    na ah, I am not! :eek: :o :(
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    redrock wrote:
    She can't ignore this!


    its a big fucking slide :eek:

    she'd have a better time at Chessington's World of Adventure... :cool:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • UKDave
    UKDave Posts: 5,557
    eMMI wrote:
    na ah, I am not! :eek: :o :(

    Are too :p:o
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    its a big fucking slide :eek:

    she'd have a better time at Chessington's World of Adventure... :cool:


    It's fun!!! Where's that inner kid of yours! And at the same time she can self-congratulate herself that she saw 'art' as well!
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    UKDave wrote:
    Are too :p:o

    am not!

    you're mean! :o :(

    :p
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • UKDave
    UKDave Posts: 5,557
    eMMI wrote:
    am not!

    you're mean! :o :(

    :p

    **scowls** :p
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...

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