Dublin crew!!!

redrock

dunkman1974 wrote:

whence comes these potatoes that sit betwixt the veg and meat?... beshrew me if they arent Scottish potatoes as the juxtaposition of Scottish potatoes next to English beef would be too much for me too bear

That will be calligraphed on quality paper, framed and hung on a place of choice in my house.

For great words go to all these religious threads on Moving Train. They use words you would never believe existed (and I'm sure they don't know what they mean... just sounds 'knowledgable'!!):D:D:D

dunkman

hee hee .. why thank y'all

V V

wow THATS how he wooooood the beautiful Mrs. Dunk !

dunkman

V V wrote:

wow THATS how he wooooood the beautiful Mrs. Dunk !

once we were betrothed i stopped with it all...

V V

dunkman1974 wrote:

once we were betrothed i stopped with it all...

:rolleyes: tipical

redrock

Shit.. just got a call from school saying I need to pick G. up because she's been sick.... typical... finished all the rubbish housework, etc. and just when I was gonna take a nice bath and do more pleasant things, this happens! :(

V V

oh no , i hope she is ok nothing to bad :(
and yeah its always the way :(

chime

redrock wrote:

Shit.. just got a call from school saying I need to pick G. up because she's been sick.... typical... finished all the rubbish housework, etc. and just when I was gonna take a nice bath and do more pleasant things, this happens! :(

oh no :( guess that means the lurgee has made it's way around the whole family

UKDave

dunkman1974 wrote:

whence comes these potatoes that sit betwixt the veg and meat?... beshrew me if they are Scottish potatoes as the juxtaposition of Scottish potatoes next to English beef would be too much for me too bear

Shouldn't that be "bare"... Dunk? never sure on that one...

dunkman

UKDave wrote:

Shouldn't that be "bare"... Dunk? never sure on that one...

nope... bear in this case

bare, just means naked, stripped, etc


i just spent ages making up a 'funny' list of porno titles for that very named thread, went to post them and the frickin thread has been removed... gutted!!! so here goes:-



Schindlers Fist -

Lord of the Rings (extended anal version)

The Shawwank Redemption

Raiders of the Lost Ass

The Silence of the Prams (teen porn, not kiddie porn)

I Poked Her Lips Now (Colonel Cunts goes insane and someone is sent to kill him via sex)

To Kill a Fucking Bird

The Penist (jewish guy gets locked up and has to cum for freedom)

Massive Python and the Holey Frail ( old grannies get DP'd by a big willy)

A Cock works Orange (in which pornlets with bad suntans are porked)

Shaving Ryan's Privates (i think this one actually exists!!)

The Elephant Man (guy with huge willy just keeps pulling his pockets out of his trousers and hilarity ensues)

Indiana Bone and the Ass Crusade

Butch Flaccidy and the Cum Back Kid (gay porno about an impotent guy and his mate)

The Adventures of Throbbin Hood

Toy Story 3 - Who has Woody?

Fuck Soup - The Marx Brothers shag with silly mustaches and catchphrases

Spurtacus - heavy cummer slave becomes a hero

The Sexorcist - teenage girl gets possessed by the devil, wets a crucifix

Big Pish - for those pee lovers out there...

Cock, Cock and Two Smoking Barrels

UKDave

...and another thread bites the dust....

Byrnzie

dunkman1974 wrote:

nope... bear in this case

bare, just means naked, stripped, etc


i just spent ages making up a 'funny' list of porno titles for that very named thread, went to post them and the frickin thread has been removed... gutted!!! so here goes:-



Schindlers Fist -

Lord of the Rings (extended anal version)

The Shawwank Redemption

Raiders of the Lost Ass

The Silence of the Prams (teen porn, not kiddie porn)

I Poked Her Lips Now (Colonel Cunts goes insane and someone is sent to kill him via sex)

To Kill a Fucking Bird

The Penist (jewish guy gets locked up and has to cum for freedom)

Massive Python and the Holey Frail ( old grannies get DP'd by a big willy)

A Cock works Orange (in which pornlets with bad suntans are porked)

Shaving Ryan's Privates (i think this one actually exists!!)

The Elephant Man (guy with huge willy just keeps pulling his pockets out of his trousers and hilarity ensues)

Indiana Bone and the Ass Crusade

Butch Flaccidy and the Cum Back Kid (gay porno about an impotent guy and his mate)

The Adventures of Throbbin Hood

Toy Story 3 - Who has Woody?

Fuck Soup - The Marx Brothers shag with silly mustaches and catchphrases

Spurtacus - heavy cummer slave becomes a hero

The Sexorcist - teenage girl gets possessed by the devil, wets a crucifix

Big Pish - for those pee lovers out there...

Cock, Cock and Two Smoking Barrels

:eek: You are that fella from 'Clerks'. I thought you looked familiar!!

UKDave

Dublin here we cum?

redrock

Chime wrote:

oh no :( guess that means the lurgee has made it's way around the whole family

Nah.... looks like it's the chili she had for lunch!!!

Bloody hell.. gone for a bit and we're talking dirty without me!

chime

redrock wrote:

Nah.... looks like it's the chili she had for lunch!!!

:eek: does that mean they have half the school being ill

redrock

That would be interesting, Pippa! No... G has a delicate stomach when it comes to 'greasy'... apparently, from what her friend says, the chili looked 'greasy'... :cool:

V V

redrock wrote:

Bloody hell.. gone for a bit and we're talking dirty without me!

I know :eek: !!

redrock

Well guys... I'm here... (at least for bit!).... where's all the smut then????

UKDave

redrock wrote:

Well guys... I'm here... (at least for bit!).... where's all the smut then????

Ooops!! sorry Rita looks like timing is an issue around here

Heineken Helen

Lol, wow, smut free???????? :eek:

What the fuck's going on??????