A married couple in their mid-60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for loving each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two penthouse suite tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 95 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female...
~~~~~~~~~~ PINK FLUFFY LOVE PSYCHO~~~~~~~~~~
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
Well... that's it, the wedding guest list is done and a prototype invitation has been made... it's all getting a bit scary :?
V, how did the aqua zumba go??
And yes Allen, fringe = durty :roll: (although god knows how) Dave loves it ( ) and I have to say, i'm being stared at by men folk a lot...
although it could be the remains of my dinner down my chin causing that... :think:
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Why thanks very much. :oops: Admittedly, morons can be amusing, but enough is enough. :P
or, as the French would say, un oeuf is un oeuf...
...or maybe not.
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
bawbag glaikit eejit... i dinnae ken whit shite ye are pegging ya daft gowk but yer heid is chappit... i hope yer boaby faws awf and yer bidie in is a tranny.
[Official Translation Service]
ballbag, stupid idiot, I don't know what rubbish you are talking you daft fool but your head is mashed ... I hope your *coughs* private part *coughs* falls off and your other half is a tranny. [/Official Translation Service]
So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Sian as jen says you IS SEXY missy !
the zumba !!! mental, fast dancing under water ~ felt like slow motion and the floor kept moving dont think i'd make it every week but good for a laugh now n then, i want to go to the "land" class but the timings not good. Ballet today !
~~~~~~~~~~ PINK FLUFFY LOVE PSYCHO~~~~~~~~~~
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
'morning all. Why isn't it Friday yet? Sure feels like it....
Had the 'parent/teacher' evening yesterday. Apparently, as one of G's teacher's said, she has the name of an angel, she deserves the halo that goes with it. :roll: How can they be so blind??? A fallen angel, more like it!
Today I fulfilled a long term goal of mine, by replacing all the digits in my 10c number with much larger ones.
This has instilled me with a feeling of zen like tranquillity and karma.
*waves hello to everyone*
...London Doesn't Call Anymore... (rip joe)
Yes, I have been to some Pearl Jam concerts. Several of them.
Aye Rita, there's nothing like being assigned a number, based on the order in which you joined, to make you feel special
It's nice to be back though... I have expanded my stalking options with one simple credit card payment :P
...London Doesn't Call Anymore... (rip joe)
Yes, I have been to some Pearl Jam concerts. Several of them.
But the question we all have to ask is analog or digital??
Digital - for two reasons.
Firstly, I'm a cheapskate and I like my stalking options to come in at as low a price as possible.
Secondly - I haven't actually got any room for more PJ t-shirts
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Christophe!! Dave's taking me to H-hall on Saturday for tea and cake!!
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
thought i'd share me lunch time viewing ~ you may have already seen this
"dave G showing his garage where they made Foo's album" http://bcove.me/25f1edqb
~~~~~~~~~~ PINK FLUFFY LOVE PSYCHO~~~~~~~~~~
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
thought i'd share me lunch time viewing ~ you may have already seen this
"dave G showing his garage where they made Foo's album" http://bcove.me/25f1edqb
I want to go to there...
...London Doesn't Call Anymore... (rip joe)
Yes, I have been to some Pearl Jam concerts. Several of them.
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A married couple in their mid-60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for loving each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two penthouse suite tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 95 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female...
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
Well... that's it, the wedding guest list is done and a prototype invitation has been made... it's all getting a bit scary :?
V, how did the aqua zumba go??
And yes Allen, fringe = durty :roll: (although god knows how) Dave loves it (
although it could be the remains of my dinner down my chin causing that... :think:
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
You are always such a sexy mofo
http://www.facebook.com/jennytree
SMELL YER MA!
or, as the French would say, un oeuf is un oeuf...
...or maybe not.
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Yes please!
Good morning all my lovelies!
V - looks like you're dancing your way to stardom!
ballbag, stupid idiot, I don't know what rubbish you are talking you daft fool but your head is mashed ... I hope your *coughs* private part *coughs* falls off and your other half is a tranny. [/Official Translation Service]
ya wee belter!
Sian as jen says you IS SEXY missy !
the zumba !!! mental, fast dancing under water ~ felt like slow motion and the floor kept moving dont think i'd make it every week but good for a laugh now n then, i want to go to the "land" class but the timings not good. Ballet today !
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
Had the 'parent/teacher' evening yesterday. Apparently, as one of G's teacher's said, she has the name of an angel, she deserves the halo that goes with it. :roll: How can they be so blind??? A fallen angel, more like it!
Oh hai!
Yes, I have been to some Pearl Jam concerts. Several of them.
http://www.facebook.com/jennytree
SMELL YER MA!
Whoa!!!! Hello there! A bit of a shock seeing you here, albeit a pleasant one
That it is!
Today I fulfilled a long term goal of mine, by replacing all the digits in my 10c number with much larger ones.
This has instilled me with a feeling of zen like tranquillity and karma.
*waves hello to everyone*
Yes, I have been to some Pearl Jam concerts. Several of them.
It's nice to be back though... I have expanded my stalking options with one simple credit card payment :P
Yes, I have been to some Pearl Jam concerts. Several of them.
And you chose HERE?! Dewd... the things you can see on the interwebs now that you're actually willing to pay for it...
http://www.facebook.com/jennytree
SMELL YER MA!
Firstly, I'm a cheapskate and I like my stalking options to come in at as low a price as possible.
Secondly - I haven't actually got any room for more PJ t-shirts
To be fair I could stalk here without re-joining, but it's no fun if people don't know that they're being stalked
Yes, I have been to some Pearl Jam concerts. Several of them.
*hands in all PJ belongings and quits The Force"
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Oddly it IS bloody cold in Smethwick
Yes, I have been to some Pearl Jam concerts. Several of them.
It's cold in Cov too... :problem:
Christophe!! Dave's taking me to H-hall on Saturday for tea and cake!!
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
"dave G showing his garage where they made Foo's album"
http://bcove.me/25f1edqb
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
I want to go to there...
Yes, I have been to some Pearl Jam concerts. Several of them.
anyone got Puscifer stuff ?? if yes whats you think of it ??
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
** goes to find some stuff to listen to** I know it's Maynard but I've never heard anything from Puscifer...