**pencils in every winter Friday in 2011, just in case.....**
Poor sian n dave are currently shitting themselves as to how they're gonna fit rita into the wedding party having not planned on inviting her ...let's crank it up...ok peeps I've just booked flights to Coventry for every weekend in nov 2011...just in case like....oh what's that veddersoup and buru...you've both done the same!!!! Oh shit
**pencils in every winter Friday in 2011, just in case.....**
Poor sian n dave are currently shitting themselves as to how they're gonna fit rita into the wedding party having not planned on inviting her ...let's crank it up...ok peeps I've just booked flights to Coventry for every weekend in nov 2011...just in case like....oh what's that veddersoup and buru...you've both done the same!!!! Oh shit
I've ordered a gold kilt.
...and i've ordered a gold teaspoon
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
Poor sian n dave are currently shitting themselves as to how they're gonna fit rita into the wedding party having not planned on inviting her ...let's crank it up...ok peeps I've just booked flights to Coventry for every weekend in nov 2011...just in case like....oh what's that veddersoup and buru...you've both done the same!!!! Oh shit
I think we've scared Sian away
she doesn't get scared... she just gets even... :shock:
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
I am not scared... I am merely loitering and reading the shite you people are coming out with... while hovering a pen over the guest list and scribbling names off as the piss-taking happens :twisted:
See, jrd knows me... I get even
except with kitty mamas... I can't be angry at them
Afternoon all :wave:
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
I am not scared... I am merely loitering and reading the shite you people are coming out with... while hovering a pen over the guest list and scribbling names off as the piss-taking happens :twisted:
See, jrd knows me... I get even
except with kitty mamas... I can't be angry at them
Afternoon all :wave:
Thank god my name is top of the elite guestlist :twisted:
Elite Guestlist:
1 Irish Al
2 Dunkman
3 Mama Sian
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3,000,000,000 Audiodave :?
Ok I'll stop now
Am off to a wedding today funnily enough...kids are away for the night and I got a ton in me pocket...drunk Al will be out tonight
that can only mean Mini Al will be getting waggled about later on also have fun sweetcheeks
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Am off to a wedding today funnily enough...kids are away for the night and I got a ton in me pocket...drunk Al will be out tonight
oh dear god :shock:
well, let's just hope that Little Al doesn't make an appearance doing his white-eared elephant impression... :roll:
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
Thank god my name is top of the elite guestlist :twisted:
Elite Guestlist:
1 Irish Al
2 Dunkman
3 Mama Sian
.
.
.
.
.
.
3,000,000,000 Audiodave :?
loving the list! :thumbup:
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
that can only mean Mini Al will be getting waggled about later on also have fun sweetcheeks
great minds think alike!
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
Am off to a wedding today funnily enough...kids are away for the night and I got a ton in me pocket...drunk Al will be out tonight
oh dear god :shock:
well, let's just hope that Little Al doesn't make an appearance doing his white-eared elephant impression... :roll:
genius minds do indeed think alike.
what you thinking of right now?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
seriously... i typed in "little Al" and i get this!
The Beaver Strikes!! it's a story about Mrs Al after finding out Drunk Al has been waving Little Al around at a wedding
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
The Beaver Strikes!! it's a story about Mrs Al after finding out Drunk Al has been waving Little Al around at a wedding
great film lines of our time:
"Nice beaver"
"Thanks, I've just had it stuffed."
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
Haha that's this October .. I am accompanying Sian and Helen to a wedding fair
so confusing... let me get this straight... so at a wedding breakfast you actually get a 3 course meal... and at a wedding fair i presume you don't get a gypsy asking you to 'scream if ya wanna go faster?'
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Haha that's this October .. I am accompanying Sian and Helen to a wedding fair
so confusing... let me get this straight... so at a wedding breakfast you actually get a 3 course meal... and at a wedding fair i presume you don't get a gypsy asking you to 'scream if ya wanna go faster?'
Correction, a large gypsy gentleman in a wedding dress screaming 'scream if you wanna go faster'... otherwise it's not a wedding fair then, is it?
Thanks Pip! We might even feed you while you're here oh and you get to meet the infamous kittyboys!
Well, we know the date, the finer details are ironed out and we're putting the deposit down and signing the contract tomorrow... I can't wait to with-hold the date from you all
Al, Little Al, enjoy tonight... trust me, brides LOVE white elephant impressions... it's something they'll definately want to make sure granny doesn't miss, so ensure you do it when you have a large audience. I'm sure the groom will really appreciate it too
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Correction, a large gypsy gentleman in a wedding dress screaming 'scream if you wanna go faster'... otherwise it's not a wedding fair then, is it?
Thanks Pip! We might even feed you while you're here oh and you get to meet the infamous kittyboys!
Well, we know the date, the finer details are ironed out and we're putting the deposit down and signing the contract tomorrow... I can't wait to with-hold the date from you all
Al, Little Al, enjoy tonight... trust me, brides LOVE white elephant impressions... it's something they'll definately want to make sure granny doesn't miss, so ensure you do it when you have a large audience. I'm sure the groom will really appreciate it too
speaking of October... what kinda space have you got in your place? We may actually get around to visiting if ya wanna do something like that? Cos ya know the way the boys are planning on doing boy stuff while we do girl stuff?
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Correction, a large gypsy gentleman in a wedding dress screaming 'scream if you wanna go faster'... otherwise it's not a wedding fair then, is it?
Thanks Pip! We might even feed you while you're here oh and you get to meet the infamous kittyboys!
Well, we know the date, the finer details are ironed out and we're putting the deposit down and signing the contract tomorrow... I can't wait to with-hold the date from you all
Al, Little Al, enjoy tonight... trust me, brides LOVE white elephant impressions... it's something they'll definately want to make sure granny doesn't miss, so ensure you do it when you have a large audience. I'm sure the groom will really appreciate it too
speaking of October... what kinda space have you got in your place? We may actually get around to visiting if ya wanna do something like that? Cos ya know the way the boys are planning on doing boy stuff while we do girl stuff?
What d'ya mean?
Our place is tiny. Pippa has claimed the spare room and that's about all the space we have, short of blowing up airbeds in the living room. I have Dave's sister's coming to the event too (one's from Lincoln, the other Worcester) so I may have to put them up too. My other bridesmaids are all in Cov so they can bugger off home for the night I'll talk to Dave's sisters and let you know
What did you have in mind?
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Where are these drunken posts we were promised?!?!?! ... I feel cheated :(
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ... come entertain us :P
I've been loitering around all evening (with intent, of course) in the hope of one or two drunken posts... alas, no :(
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Where are these drunken posts we were promised?!?!?! ... I feel cheated :(
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ... come entertain us :P
I've been loitering around all evening (with intent, of course) in the hope of one or two drunken posts... alas, no :(
Harumph! Guess it's bedtime then!
Sweet dreams lovely and you and Dave have a lovely weekend ... and woohoo to contract signing
Harumph indeed! Young Allen has a lot to answer for in the morning! :twisted:
Night night lovely, will let you know the date tomorrow sweet dreams xxxxxx
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
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I think we've scared Sian away
...and i've ordered a gold teaspoon
she doesn't get scared... she just gets even... :shock:
Then I've got an advantage over you guys... See... I have kitties and she would never 'get even' with a kitty mama!
See, jrd knows me... I get even
except with kitty mamas... I can't be angry at them
Afternoon all :wave:
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Thank god my name is top of the elite guestlist :twisted:
Elite Guestlist:
1 Irish Al
2 Dunkman
3 Mama Sian
.
.
.
.
.
.
3,000,000,000 Audiodave :?
Ok I'll stop now
Am off to a wedding today funnily enough...kids are away for the night and I got a ton in me pocket...drunk Al will be out tonight
that can only mean Mini Al will be getting waggled about later on also
oh dear god :shock:
well, let's just hope that Little Al doesn't make an appearance doing his white-eared elephant impression... :roll:
loving the list! :thumbup:
great minds think alike!
genius minds do indeed think alike.
what you thinking of right now?
http://www.internet451.com/wp-content/u ... tle_al.jpg
seriously... i typed in "little Al" and i get this!
The Beaver Strikes!! it's a story about Mrs Al after finding out Drunk Al has been waving Little Al around at a wedding
a witty yet smutty response...
...damn, can't think of one.
mmmmm cheese and onion crisps mmmmmmmm
great film lines of our time:
"Nice beaver"
"Thanks, I've just had it stuffed."
Alfred, I expect to see some drunken posts on here later... photos too, please!
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SMELL YER MA!
Sian trains are booked for October
Haha
so confusing... let me get this straight... so at a wedding breakfast you actually get a 3 course meal... and at a wedding fair i presume you don't get a gypsy asking you to 'scream if ya wanna go faster?'
And I thought you were trying to throw us off track!
Correction, a large gypsy gentleman in a wedding dress screaming 'scream if you wanna go faster'... otherwise it's not a wedding fair then, is it?
Thanks Pip! We might even feed you while you're here
Well, we know the date, the finer details are ironed out and we're putting the deposit down and signing the contract tomorrow... I can't wait to with-hold the date from you all
Al, Little Al, enjoy tonight... trust me, brides LOVE white elephant impressions... it's something they'll definately want to make sure granny doesn't miss, so ensure you do it when you have a large audience. I'm sure the groom will really appreciate it too
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
What d'ya mean?
Our place is tiny. Pippa has claimed the spare room and that's about all the space we have, short of blowing up airbeds in the living room. I have Dave's sister's coming to the event too (one's from Lincoln, the other Worcester) so I may have to put them up too. My other bridesmaids are all in Cov so they can bugger off home for the night
What did you have in mind?
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ... come entertain us
I've been loitering around all evening (with intent, of course) in the hope of one or two drunken posts... alas, no :(
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Harumph! Guess it's bedtime then!
Sweet dreams lovely and you and Dave have a lovely weekend
Harumph indeed! Young Allen has a lot to answer for in the morning! :twisted:
Night night lovely, will let you know the date tomorrow
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Probably no action from lil' Al.... didn't want to broadcast that!
G off to Italy a bit later today