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Get Eddie to Touch my Wife's Belly!

EvenstevenEvensteven Posts: 869
edited March 2008 in The Porch
see you this summer.
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  • DaytimeDilemmaDaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    jesus...
  • binauralsoundsbinauralsounds Posts: 1,357
    Disgustingly sick.
  • otis mcflusterotis mcfluster Posts: 536
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    jesus...
    No. Eddie with a Jesus beard.
  • lazygun_99lazygun_99 Posts: 73
    my daughters first pj show was when she was -2 mths old. She liked it lots. But no Eddie touching bellies situations. If it had occured I clearly would have had to deck the fuker.
  • nfanelnfanel Posts: 2,558
    yeah, i'm sorry but this thread is a bit creepy. :o
  • ringoringo Posts: 504
    Man, my daughter will be almost 11 months old when we see our shows this tour. I wish we could take her.

    Perhaps Ed will ask if anyone is expecting soon before a song and invite you up on stage. I would hope you guys are a little more enthused than the couple at the second Borgata show.

    :cool:

    edit...damn I hate proofreading after I post. :D
    d'oh
  • lazygun_99lazygun_99 Posts: 73
    maybe he will do it just after he invites the cripples up to be healed.
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    I'm scared! That's creepy! :eek: The only man's hands who will ever touch my belly when I have kids is my hubby's. Period. End of story.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • culot4culot4 Posts: 775
    Pretty name for your baby. All that other stuff....what the fuck?
    Once in a while you can get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
  • pjheasds8pjheasds8 Posts: 91
    hope i don't sound like a douche bag...but that's risky. my wife and I were planning to hit a show or 2(after our baby was due around end of May) to have some fun, get away. HOWEVER, baby's come when they want and my wife went into labor last week, had our baby WAY early(but she is healthy and such, just very tiny). our son arrived on time 3 years ago so this was just completely unexpected and the scariest day of my life. but all is good.
  • binauralsoundsbinauralsounds Posts: 1,357
    fuckin weirdos
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,553
    Evensteven wrote:
    My wife will be 8 months pregnant when we travel to see Pearl Jam in Columbia, SC and Virginia Beach. When my wife was in the womb Pavaratti put his hands on her mom's belly... so we're trying to keep the tradition Alive!

    P.S. We're considering Sofia Pearl for our baby.

    Cheers.
    i think that pavaratti story is cool.....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    If I was Ed.. this thread would scare me a little. And I'd hire more security.
  • memememe Posts: 4,695
    ahah... sorry, but I agree that that's creepy :D
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • Vedder1029Vedder1029 Posts: 179
    Evensteven wrote:
    My wife will be 8 months pregnant when we travel to see Pearl Jam in Columbia, SC and Virginia Beach. When my wife was in the womb Pavaratti put his hands on her mom's belly... so we're trying to keep the tradition Alive!

    P.S. We're considering Sofia Pearl for our baby.

    Cheers.

    My wife will be 8 mo pregnant when we go to Va beach and DC... I don't think either one of us want his dirty, sweaty hands on her belly :)
    He who forgets, will be destined to remember...
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,860
    Evensteven wrote:
    When my wife was in the womb Pavaratti put his hands on her mom's belly... so we're trying to keep the tradition Alive!.


    Pavaratti is a tenor and Vedder is a baritone.....what tradition are you keeping alive?
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  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    lazygun_99 wrote:
    maybe he will do it just after he invites the cripples up to be healed.

    That was great. I laughed out loud :D
    Happiness is only real when shared
  • binauralsoundsbinauralsounds Posts: 1,357
    And after she heals, maybe you can invite ed over to inseminate her!
  • Mrs.Vedder78Mrs.Vedder78 Posts: 4,585
    AmentsChick wrote:
    I'm scared! That's creepy! :eek: The only man's hands who will ever touch my belly when I have kids is my hubby's. Period. End of story.


    I agree ma'am, I'll be 5 months preggo when I see them in FL on June but Ed won't be touching my belly!!!
    "Without the album covers, where do you clean your pot?" - EV
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Vedder1029 wrote:
    My wife will be 8 mo pregnant when we go to Va beach and DC... I don't think either one of us want his dirty, sweaty hands on her belly :)

    I'm going to go ahead and agree with you on this.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • IndifferenceIndifference Posts: 2,684
    Just when I think I have read it all on this board.....

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  • PoorWiggumPoorWiggum Posts: 18
    I am going to try and get Eddie to lay his healing hands on sore tochus. Michael Jackson did this to me when I was a boy and I would like to carry on the tradition.
    My cat's breath smells like cat food.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,553
    im gonna show eddie MY TITS!!!!!

    and i hope he doesnt shit on my head......
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • EvenstevenEvensteven Posts: 869
    ouch... it burns.
    "Mark it 20, Dude."
  • hopethatuchokehopethatuchoke Posts: 2,927
    You are sick dude. You and your wife need serious help and Eddie might need a restraining order.
  • LizardkingLizardking Posts: 936
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    jesus...



    Yes better name!!
    Lizardking

    http://www.myspace.com/lizardkings1

    (This Post May Have Been Edited By AT&T)
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Evensteven wrote:
    My wife will be 8 months pregnant when we travel to see Pearl Jam in Columbia, SC and Virginia Beach. When my wife was in the womb Pavaratti put his hands on her mom's belly... so we're trying to keep the tradition Alive!

    P.S. We're considering Sofia Pearl for our baby.

    Cheers.



    fantastic name! i love, love, love the name sofia...especially spelled exactly like that.


    and sure, while a bit of an odd :p request, i'd not necessarily say *creepy.* given that whole pavarotti thing, it DOES sound rather cool to have YOUR fave singer do the honors for your daughter. i think you are hitting up PERFECT shows for the possibility of having it happen, so good luck! and more importatnyl, congratulations and best of health and happiness to you, your wife and your soon-to-be baby girl! :)
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  • 3inputchick3inputchick Posts: 845
    Ed's a drunk, (hot, but still a drunk)
    keep him away from your unborn child
    A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,553
    3inputchick wrote:
    Ed's a drunk, (hot, but still a drunk)
    keep him away from your unborn child
    hehehehehehe................

    i wanna have the west memphis 3 touch my pregnant wifes belly....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • 3inputchick3inputchick Posts: 845
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    hehehehehehe................

    i wanna have the west memphis 3 touch my pregnant wifes belly....

    They are not so good around children either, come here.... I'll touch it.
    A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
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