If you read through the Leftover thread I believe the turtle mystery may have been solved last night.....that is the only house hold there is some turtle grilling going on...
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
If you read through the Leftover thread I believe the turtle mystery may have been solved last night.....that is the only house hold there is some turtle grilling going on...
If you read through the Leftover thread I believe the turtle mystery may have been solved last night.....that is the only house hold there is some turtle grilling going on...
So have I been acquitted?
uummmm nope I'm pretty sure you admitted to the crime, even claimed it didn't count just because it was in another thread.....
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
If you read through the Leftover thread I believe the turtle mystery may have been solved last night.....that is the only house hold there is some turtle grilling going on...
So have I been acquitted?
You are on parole with one condition- If this thread makes it to page 47 and you don't get called an asshole by bb you will be acquitted.
i'd be here being funny, but my back hurts too much when i laugh...
That Neil Simon flick was on just the other evening (well, the title a variation of what you said).
Good wishes on your back, gimme. My battles with mine rise and fall.
Last-12, if you go with Allred on the turtle-defense front, you will lose any and all credibility with me.
Just sayin :-\"
i know the movie you are talking about it. i have not seen it in forever though.
thanks, i have a bad disc that i have been dealing with off and on for years, and this is the worst it has been. 2 weeks after injury, it is starting to get a bit better, but i can't sit at a computer like i used to. it gets too stiff and sore.
i agree about allred, but i highly recommend jackie chiles.
"You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry." - Lincoln
If you read through the Leftover thread I believe the turtle mystery may have been solved last night.....that is the only house hold there is some turtle grilling going on...
So have I been acquitted?
Look at him, acting all wide-eyed and innocent...
my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
About to make old-school Sloppy Joe's (meaning the Manwich version) at the ever-so-gentle yet brazen persistence by a certain someone.
Pretty sure the football mentioned above is very soon to follow :-w
My day...kids had winter workouts for baseball at 10:00 am. Cooked up 3 lbs of beef for manwich. Poker game at 12:00. Football, 6 pizzas, wings, shrimp, beers. Fuck the Seahawks.
2 guys still here. They requested to watch Rise of the Planet of the Apes. (????). Great movie, but doesn't fit in the day. They also requested to watch the Jack White Vault Bonnaroo DVD after the movie. Long night
I've met Rob
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
I am so sorry, Empty, but damned if I'm laughing at your second paragraph.
In its entirety :-D
Long night indeed...stop being Mr. Nice Guy and kick their asses out!
We're on to Jack White.
Wife is great she puts up w/ this day year by year. I'm not a Super Bowl party guy, Conference Championship day is 100x better. Two games, no hype. Recycle bin overflows, but fuck it.
I've met Rob
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
If you read through the Leftover thread I believe the turtle mystery may have been solved last night.....that is the only house hold there is some turtle grilling going on...
So have I been acquitted?
You are on parole with one condition- If this thread makes it to page 47 and you don't get called an asshole by bb you will be acquitted.
I think you may have scared Halifax off with all the rough talk....he's really a sensitive dude....why else would he rip off songs from manilow and Cher? I'm kinda worried about him now....is the weather out east suitable for a ratty bathrobe? his beloved patriots take the field today and I think the outcome will be pivotal in his mental state.....with a "W", Halifax will be into the liquor and probably happy enough to write another song. an "L"?......I don't even want to think about it....
The game keeps going like this he's gonna have the songs pouring out of him for days....
they'll be coming out of his ass!
@-) Maybe we can write a short poem for him, a different person taking a line:
There once was a man named Halifax.....
Sad but true. I'm done. This thread, this place. Its over. I can't even to begin to write a song to express my true feelings. Its over. This place has died. Scott is still an asshole A-S-S-H-O-L-E!! Okay? Done. Forever. Finis! Fucking perverts and shit! I'm out. May turtle, may he rest in peace in a pile of lettuce for ever more with incense and rememberence of songs past, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, oh. Its dead.
Oh, please....you couldn't leave us if you tried.......we are just too awesome....
So, umm. yea, I climbed out of the cat litter box, changed my pad and had my shitty bathrobe covered in sequins. After I put it on, I looked in the mirror and said to myself, "Goddammit, I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and holy shit fucking elitists like me!" After that re-affirmation, I decided to write and perform this little diddy for all of you as a pre-pre-pre-pre set because, well, its a self evident truth: that no matter how dead, how shitty, how warped this degenerate thread gets, we, and I mean all of you elitist, degenerate fuckers, keep coming back for more! So, with no more further ado, I give you my latest, I hope you enjoy it:
In a dark dank arena GA line, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of degenerates, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering VIP tent
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop and ask for a light
There BB stood in the doorway;
I heard the elitist din
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Degenerate-a-palooza or this could be a trial"
Then he lit up a tree and he showed me the way
There were degenerate voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Hotel Degen-a-fornia
Such a fuckly place (Such a fuckly place)
Such a guilty face
Plenty of room at the Degen-a-fornia
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find the turtle here
His mind is Emptany-twisted, he got the Mercedes wine
He got a lot of elitist, elitist boyz he calls friends
How they dance in the VIP tent, sweet summer swill.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget-a-death
So I called up Scott,
"Please bring me my wine"
He said, "Would you like cheese with that from nineteen sixty nine"
And still those turtles are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the line
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Hotel Degen-a-fornia
Such a fuckly place (Such a fuckly place)
Such a guilty face
They livin' it up at the Hotel Degen-a-fornia
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis, yea Scott
Turtles on the ceiling,
The pink crumpets on ice
And she said "We are all just degenerates here, of our own device"
And in the elitist fuck's chambers,
They gathered for the turtle meat
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the line
I had to find the passage back
To the place in line I was before
"Relax, " said the dragon,
"We are programmed to deceive.
You can skip-out any time you like,
But you can never leave the line! "
I think you may have scared Halifax off with all the rough talk....he's really a sensitive dude....why else would he rip off songs from manilow and Cher? I'm kinda worried about him now....is the weather out east suitable for a ratty bathrobe? his beloved patriots take the field today and I think the outcome will be pivotal in his mental state.....with a "W", Halifax will be into the liquor and probably happy enough to write another song. an "L"?......I don't even want to think about it....
It's cold here in the east, with precipitation in the forecast. Halifax (please don't go away!) may have to trade the sandbox for the cat litter box to sit in, wearing his ratty bathrobe.
Im pretty sure he DOES have cats.....not like 50 or anything.....just a few.
I hope he has the sense to stay inside. As I said, the patriots game is key.
All my cats died and I had them skinned and their fur made into a cape, Liberace style. I'm saving it for my 120 town farewell tour though, schedule to be determined.
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Cow.
Beef.
Not turtle.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
So have I been acquitted?
uummmm nope I'm pretty sure you admitted to the crime, even claimed it didn't count just because it was in another thread.....
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
You are on parole with one condition- If this thread makes it to page 47 and you don't get called an asshole by bb you will be acquitted.
tick, tick, tick
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
Good wishes on your back, gimme. My battles with mine rise and fall.
Last-12, if you go with Allred on the turtle-defense front, you will lose any and all credibility with me.
Just sayin :-\"
i know the movie you are talking about it. i have not seen it in forever though.
thanks, i have a bad disc that i have been dealing with off and on for years, and this is the worst it has been. 2 weeks after injury, it is starting to get a bit better, but i can't sit at a computer like i used to. it gets too stiff and sore.
i agree about allred, but i highly recommend jackie chiles.
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
Look at him, acting all wide-eyed and innocent...
My day...kids had winter workouts for baseball at 10:00 am. Cooked up 3 lbs of beef for manwich. Poker game at 12:00. Football, 6 pizzas, wings, shrimp, beers. Fuck the Seahawks.
2 guys still here. They requested to watch Rise of the Planet of the Apes. (????). Great movie, but doesn't fit in the day. They also requested to watch the Jack White Vault Bonnaroo DVD after the movie. Long night
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
In its entirety :-D
Long night indeed...stop being Mr. Nice Guy and kick their asses out!
We're on to Jack White.
Wife is great she puts up w/ this day year by year. I'm not a Super Bowl party guy, Conference Championship day is 100x better. Two games, no hype. Recycle bin overflows, but fuck it.
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Scott, what up?
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Doesn't matter. This place is dead. Turtles dead. Scott's an asshole. Pizza guy had sausage...fuck em
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Oh, so close........but no cigar.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
@-) Maybe we can write a short poem for him, a different person taking a line:
There once was a man named Halifax.....
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
So, umm. yea, I climbed out of the cat litter box, changed my pad and had my shitty bathrobe covered in sequins. After I put it on, I looked in the mirror and said to myself, "Goddammit, I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and holy shit fucking elitists like me!" After that re-affirmation, I decided to write and perform this little diddy for all of you as a pre-pre-pre-pre set because, well, its a self evident truth: that no matter how dead, how shitty, how warped this degenerate thread gets, we, and I mean all of you elitist, degenerate fuckers, keep coming back for more! So, with no more further ado, I give you my latest, I hope you enjoy it:
In a dark dank arena GA line, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of degenerates, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering VIP tent
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop and ask for a light
There BB stood in the doorway;
I heard the elitist din
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Degenerate-a-palooza or this could be a trial"
Then he lit up a tree and he showed me the way
There were degenerate voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Hotel Degen-a-fornia
Such a fuckly place (Such a fuckly place)
Such a guilty face
Plenty of room at the Degen-a-fornia
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find the turtle here
His mind is Emptany-twisted, he got the Mercedes wine
He got a lot of elitist, elitist boyz he calls friends
How they dance in the VIP tent, sweet summer swill.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget-a-death
So I called up Scott,
"Please bring me my wine"
He said, "Would you like cheese with that from nineteen sixty nine"
And still those turtles are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the line
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Hotel Degen-a-fornia
Such a fuckly place (Such a fuckly place)
Such a guilty face
They livin' it up at the Hotel Degen-a-fornia
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis, yea Scott
Turtles on the ceiling,
The pink crumpets on ice
And she said "We are all just degenerates here, of our own device"
And in the elitist fuck's chambers,
They gathered for the turtle meat
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the line
I had to find the passage back
To the place in line I was before
"Relax, " said the dragon,
"We are programmed to deceive.
You can skip-out any time you like,
But you can never leave the line! "
Turtle pieces.
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All my cats died and I had them skinned and their fur made into a cape, Liberace style. I'm saving it for my 120 town farewell tour though, schedule to be determined.
Whirled peas.
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Sacrilege! And a sure sign of guilt if I ever saw one! Turtle murderer! Turtle murderer! Turtle murderer!
No peace for you!
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