I want a smoke and a spliff. But I'm trying to quit....sigh.
Would you like a smoke and a pancake? You know, flapjack and a cigarette? No? All right. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? No? Bong and a blintz? No? Oh, well, then there is no pleasing you.
2000- Atlanta, GA: New Orleans, LA: Memphis, TN: Nashville, TN
2003- Raleigh, NC: Charlotte, NC: Atlanta, GA
2004- Asheville, NC (hometown show)
2006- Cincinnati, OH
2008- Columbia, SC
2009- Chicago, IL x 2 / Ed Vedder- Atlanta, GA x 2
2010- Bristow, VA
2011- Alpine Valley, WI (PJ20) x 2 / Ed Vedder- Chicago, IL
2012- Atlanta, GA
2013- Charlotte, NC
2014- Cincinnati, OH
2015- New York, NY
2016- Greenville, SC: Hampton, VA:: Columbia, SC: Raleigh, NC : Lexington, KY: Philly, PA 2: (Wrigley) Chicago, IL x 2 (holy shit): Temple of the Dog- Philly, PA
It may soon be time to play the funeral march for this thread. I say Halifaxxxxxx should give the eulogy, since he has such a way with words (provided we can get him out of the cat box).
I don't know how much more life there is in this here thread. We can always send it out in style--an Irish wake, followed by a New Orleans-style parade, and finish it up with fireworks. Or let it limp like a wounded animal into the woods to die a quiet death.
There seems to be more action on the weekends nowadays. Used to be the opposite. Could you people please quit your jobs and get shitty ones and entertain me during the day?
I've met Rob
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
It may soon be time to play the funeral march for this thread. I say Halifaxxxxxx should give the eulogy, since he has such a way with words (provided we can get him out of the cat box).
Rumors of the death of this thread are prematurely premature, if I do say so myself. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much! I apologize for my absence as I had to help out in the kitchen. As you can see, I'm back, smellin' a little like grease but such is the gig. Now for my next song, I thought I would dedicate this one to Scott, everyone knows Scott, right? Yea, that's right he's the biggest asshole around, that's right. Well, anyway, I figured since they were building the gallows outside his line, he could use a little advice. So hear goes and this will be my last one for a spell cuz I'm about to really mix it up and go funky on your asses in the second of my four pre-sets. Okay, hit it Earl:
Gonna take a freight train
Down at the arena, Lord
I don't care where it goes
Gonna climb a rail
The highest rail, Lord
Jump off, everybody gonna know I’m surfing
Can't you see, whoa, can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, can't you see, I’m an asshole Lord
Can’t you see what that BB, he been doin' to me
I'm gonna find me
A VIP tent
I'm gonna crawl inside and die
'Cause my BB, now
A mean ol' man, Lord
Never told me, the asshole, goodbye
Can't you see, oh, can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, I’m an asshole, Lord, Oh can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
I'm gonna buy a-some merch, now
As far as the line will be
Gonna go all the way to the end now
Ain't a-never comin' back
Ride me a GA line
All the way to the end, now, being an asshole like me
Till that list, it run out of asshole names like me
Can't you see, oh, can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, oh I’m an asshole Lord, oh can't you see
What that BB, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, whoa, can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, whoa, can't you see
What that BB, he been doin' to me
Can't you see (I’m such an asshole, Lord), can't you see
What that BB, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, I’m an asshole Lord (Lord, I can't stand in line no more), can't you see
What that BB, he been doin' to me
Can't you see (I'm gonna stand in that GA line), can't you see (down at the arena, Lord)
What that BB, he been doin' to me (ain't never comin' back)
Can't you see (gonna ride me a GA line, now), can't you see (all the way to the end, Lord, like an asshole like me)
What that BB, he been doin' to me (till the list run out of asshole names like me)
It may soon be time to play the funeral march for this thread. I say Halifaxxxxxx should give the eulogy, since he has such a way with words (provided we can get him out of the cat box).
Rumors of the death of this thread are prematurely premature, if I do say so myself. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much! I apologize for my absence as I had to help out in the kitchen. As you can see, I'm back, smellin' a little like grease but such is the gig. Now for my next song, I thought I would dedicate this one to Scott, everyone knows Scott, right? Yea, that's right he's the biggest asshole around, that's right. Well, anyway, I figured since they were building the gallows outside his line, he could use a little advice. So hear goes and this will be my last one for a spell cuz I'm about to really mix it up and go funky on your asses in the second of my four pre-sets. Okay, hit it Earl:
Gonna take a freight train
Down at the arena, Lord
I don't care where it goes
Gonna climb a rail
The highest rail, Lord
Jump off, everybody gonna know I’m surfing
Can't you see, whoa, can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, can't you see, I’m an asshole Lord
Can’t you see what that BB, he been doin' to me
I'm gonna find me
A VIP tent
I'm gonna crawl inside and die
'Cause my BB, now
A mean ol' man, Lord
Never told me, the asshole, goodbye
Can't you see, oh, can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, I’m an asshole, Lord, Oh can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
I'm gonna buy a-some merch, now
As far as the line will be
Gonna go all the way to the end now
Ain't a-never comin' back
Ride me a GA line
All the way to the end, now, being an asshole like me
Till that list, it run out of asshole names like me
Can't you see, oh, can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, oh I’m an asshole Lord, oh can't you see
What that BB, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, whoa, can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, whoa, can't you see
What that BB, he been doin' to me
Can't you see (I’m such an asshole, Lord), can't you see
What that BB, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, I’m an asshole Lord (Lord, I can't stand in line no more), can't you see
What that BB, he been doin' to me
Can't you see (I'm gonna stand in that GA line), can't you see (down at the arena, Lord)
What that BB, he been doin' to me (ain't never comin' back)
Can't you see (gonna ride me a GA line, now), can't you see (all the way to the end, Lord, like an asshole like me)
What that BB, he been doin' to me (till the list run out of asshole names like me)
It may soon be time to play the funeral march for this thread. I say Halifaxxxxxx should give the eulogy, since he has such a way with words (provided we can get him out of the cat box).
Rumors of the death of this thread are prematurely premature, if I do say so myself. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much! I apologize for my absence as I had to help out in the kitchen. As you can see, I'm back, smellin' a little like grease but such is the gig. Now for my next song, I thought I would dedicate this one to Scott, everyone knows Scott, right? Yea, that's right he's the biggest asshole around, that's right. Well, anyway, I figured since they were building the gallows outside his line, he could use a little advice. So hear goes and this will be my last one for a spell cuz I'm about to really mix it up and go funky on your asses in the second of my four pre-sets. Okay, hit it Earl:
Gonna take a freight train
Down at the arena, Lord
I don't care where it goes
Gonna climb a rail
The highest rail, Lord
Jump off, everybody gonna know I’m surfing
Can't you see, whoa, can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, can't you see, I’m an asshole Lord
Can’t you see what that BB, he been doin' to me
I'm gonna find me
A VIP tent
I'm gonna crawl inside and die
'Cause my BB, now
A mean ol' man, Lord
Never told me, the asshole, goodbye
Can't you see, oh, can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, I’m an asshole, Lord, Oh can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
I'm gonna buy a-some merch, now
As far as the line will be
Gonna go all the way to the end now
Ain't a-never comin' back
Ride me a GA line
All the way to the end, now, being an asshole like me
Till that list, it run out of asshole names like me
Can't you see, oh, can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, oh I’m an asshole Lord, oh can't you see
What that BB, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, whoa, can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, whoa, can't you see
What that BB, he been doin' to me
Can't you see (I’m such an asshole, Lord), can't you see
What that BB, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, I’m an asshole Lord (Lord, I can't stand in line no more), can't you see
What that BB, he been doin' to me
Can't you see (I'm gonna stand in that GA line), can't you see (down at the arena, Lord)
What that BB, he been doin' to me (ain't never comin' back)
Can't you see (gonna ride me a GA line, now), can't you see (all the way to the end, Lord, like an asshole like me)
What that BB, he been doin' to me (till the list run out of asshole names like me)
Peas and carrots
You plan on bringing the funk?
Everybody get up! Everybody get up! Get high on the funk! Thank you! That's right baby! In a little bit, after our break, I'll be bringing out the back up singers and the horn section. So you sit back, relax and let the vibes flow through. Cool? Real cool baby!
Everybody get up! Everybody get up! Get high on the funk! Thank you! That's right baby! In a little bit, after our break, I'll be bringing out the back up singers and the horn section. So you sit back, relax and let the vibes flow through. Cool? Real cool baby!
Peacey, peacey
Good thing you said something.....I was just about to leave. Could you send Trixie over so I may order another round of drinks?
Blame imalive for resurrecting it. Blame me for trying to keep it going. I can stop playing but it'll cost ya! Gotta make a livin', ya know? Trixie! Another round for SD48277, over there! Back in a flash!
Thank you, thank you. Its nice to be back up on stage. But before we get going on the second pre-set of four, lets just clear something up. First, this thread here is up to 49 pages. Maybe 50 pages would be a good place to let it die? Those who want to keep going, let me hear a whoop-whoop! Those that want it to die, let me here a woot-woot! Okay, then, that was too close to call! Wow, mixed crowd here tonight. Now secondly, let me introduce to you, singing back up, the Marley sisters, Rita, Geneva and Mtumbo! Give it up people! And all the waaaaaaaaayyyyyy from Oakland, C-A, coming to you live here at Kermit's, Tower of Power horns! Whoop-whoop, give it up, people! Okay and for a very special surprise on vocals, hailing from someplace hot, burning the trees, give it up for BB! BB, take it away:
Baby baby baby!
I´m high
I can´t come down
Ever since
Scott came around
I´m high
there´s no doubt
It feels so good
you´re so far out for an asshole
Baby baby baby boy
You know you turn me on
You are so sexy, brother, sing your song
Baby baby baby boy
You turn on all my fire so my trees burn fine
And your assholeness makes me madder
I am high, high on your fire
I´m high
Too high to cope
I´m high in line
ain´t had no dope, nah
I´m high
it´s such a thrill
Scott said I could
I said I will
Baby baby baby boyz
You know you turn me on
You are so sexy, brother, sing your song
Baby baby baby boyz
You turn on all my fire so my trees will burn fine
And your assholeness makes me madder
I am high, high on your wine
I´m high on your wine now baby babe
(Get on up, get on up)
Everybody get up, get high on the funk
(Get stoned, get a little stoned)
Everybody get up, let's line up on the funk
Sing on the funk
Get high on the funk
Comments
:-\"
(beats the chicken soup smell from our neighbors to the right)
Would you like a smoke and a pancake? You know, flapjack and a cigarette? No? All right. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? No? Bong and a blintz? No? Oh, well, then there is no pleasing you.
only 66 new posts in this thread since yesterday
but a couple of great tunes by Halifaxxxxxx
livefootsteps.org/user/?usr=446
1995- New Orleans, LA : New Orleans, LA
1996- Charleston, SC
1998- Atlanta, GA: Birmingham, AL: Greenville, SC: Knoxville, TN
2000- Atlanta, GA: New Orleans, LA: Memphis, TN: Nashville, TN
2003- Raleigh, NC: Charlotte, NC: Atlanta, GA
2004- Asheville, NC (hometown show)
2006- Cincinnati, OH
2008- Columbia, SC
2009- Chicago, IL x 2 / Ed Vedder- Atlanta, GA x 2
2010- Bristow, VA
2011- Alpine Valley, WI (PJ20) x 2 / Ed Vedder- Chicago, IL
2012- Atlanta, GA
2013- Charlotte, NC
2014- Cincinnati, OH
2015- New York, NY
2016- Greenville, SC: Hampton, VA:: Columbia, SC: Raleigh, NC : Lexington, KY: Philly, PA 2: (Wrigley) Chicago, IL x 2 (holy shit): Temple of the Dog- Philly, PA
2017- ED VED- Louisville, KY
2018- Chicago, IL x2, Boston, MA x2
2020- Nashville, TN
2022- Smashville
2023- Austin, TX x2
2024- Baltimore
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Rumors of the death of this thread are prematurely premature, if I do say so myself. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much! I apologize for my absence as I had to help out in the kitchen. As you can see, I'm back, smellin' a little like grease but such is the gig. Now for my next song, I thought I would dedicate this one to Scott, everyone knows Scott, right? Yea, that's right he's the biggest asshole around, that's right. Well, anyway, I figured since they were building the gallows outside his line, he could use a little advice. So hear goes and this will be my last one for a spell cuz I'm about to really mix it up and go funky on your asses in the second of my four pre-sets. Okay, hit it Earl:
Gonna take a freight train
Down at the arena, Lord
I don't care where it goes
Gonna climb a rail
The highest rail, Lord
Jump off, everybody gonna know I’m surfing
Can't you see, whoa, can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, can't you see, I’m an asshole Lord
Can’t you see what that BB, he been doin' to me
I'm gonna find me
A VIP tent
I'm gonna crawl inside and die
'Cause my BB, now
A mean ol' man, Lord
Never told me, the asshole, goodbye
Can't you see, oh, can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, I’m an asshole, Lord, Oh can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
I'm gonna buy a-some merch, now
As far as the line will be
Gonna go all the way to the end now
Ain't a-never comin' back
Ride me a GA line
All the way to the end, now, being an asshole like me
Till that list, it run out of asshole names like me
Can't you see, oh, can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, oh I’m an asshole Lord, oh can't you see
What that BB, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, whoa, can't you see
What that BB, Lord, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, whoa, can't you see
What that BB, he been doin' to me
Can't you see (I’m such an asshole, Lord), can't you see
What that BB, he been doin' to me
Can't you see, I’m an asshole Lord (Lord, I can't stand in line no more), can't you see
What that BB, he been doin' to me
Can't you see (I'm gonna stand in that GA line), can't you see (down at the arena, Lord)
What that BB, he been doin' to me (ain't never comin' back)
Can't you see (gonna ride me a GA line, now), can't you see (all the way to the end, Lord, like an asshole like me)
What that BB, he been doin' to me (till the list run out of asshole names like me)
Peas and carrots
Libtardaplorable©. And proud of it.
Brilliantati©
You plan on bringing the funk?
Everybody get up! Everybody get up! Get high on the funk! Thank you! That's right baby! In a little bit, after our break, I'll be bringing out the back up singers and the horn section. So you sit back, relax and let the vibes flow through. Cool? Real cool baby!
Peacey, peacey
Libtardaplorable©. And proud of it.
Brilliantati©
Good thing you said something.....I was just about to leave. Could you send Trixie over so I may order another round of drinks?
#Fact
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Libtardaplorable©. And proud of it.
Brilliantati©
We may need video proof.
Baby baby baby!
I´m high
I can´t come down
Ever since
Scott came around
I´m high
there´s no doubt
It feels so good
you´re so far out for an asshole
Baby baby baby boy
You know you turn me on
You are so sexy, brother, sing your song
Baby baby baby boy
You turn on all my fire so my trees burn fine
And your assholeness makes me madder
I am high, high on your fire
I´m high
Too high to cope
I´m high in line
ain´t had no dope, nah
I´m high
it´s such a thrill
Scott said I could
I said I will
Baby baby baby boyz
You know you turn me on
You are so sexy, brother, sing your song
Baby baby baby boyz
You turn on all my fire so my trees will burn fine
And your assholeness makes me madder
I am high, high on your wine
I´m high on your wine now baby babe
(Get on up, get on up)
Everybody get up, get high on the funk
(Get stoned, get a little stoned)
Everybody get up, let's line up on the funk
Sing on the funk
Get high on the funk
High, GA line down baby
Play on it
I am high, high on your wine
Oh yea, baby!
Libtardaplorable©. And proud of it.
Brilliantati©
Lmao.. Nice to
Know I have that effect on you..
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
I wonder if this is what's happening? I'm scared now....
8-X
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015