This place is dead anyway...

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  • imalive wrote: »
    Wait a minute, I'm suspicious. Just read over the thread and turtles don't plop, they thunk. I think there was sabotage right from the start. Who was it that claimed to witness this plop?

    it was me....but, now that you mention it, it was a thunkish plop.

    conspiracy theories belong in the MT.

    not true fucktard B-)
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,144
    imalive wrote: »
    Wait a minute, I'm suspicious. Just read over the thread and turtles don't plop, they thunk. I think there was sabotage right from the start. Who was it that claimed to witness this plop?

    it was me....but, now that you mention it, it was a thunkish plop.

    conspiracy theories belong in the MT.

    not true fucktard B-)

    don't start with that again

    [-X
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • imalive wrote: »
    imalive wrote: »
    Wait a minute, I'm suspicious. Just read over the thread and turtles don't plop, they thunk. I think there was sabotage right from the start. Who was it that claimed to witness this plop?

    it was me....but, now that you mention it, it was a thunkish plop.

    conspiracy theories belong in the MT.

    not true fucktard B-)

    don't start with that again

    [-X

    That was my attempt at a zinger.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,144
    imalive wrote: »
    imalive wrote: »
    Wait a minute, I'm suspicious. Just read over the thread and turtles don't plop, they thunk. I think there was sabotage right from the start. Who was it that claimed to witness this plop?

    it was me....but, now that you mention it, it was a thunkish plop.

    conspiracy theories belong in the MT.

    not true fucktard B-)

    don't start with that again

    [-X

    That was my attempt at a zinger.

    OK......judges will allow it.

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Posts: 12,845
    imalive wrote: »
    Wait a minute, I'm suspicious. Just read over the thread and turtles don't plop, they thunk. I think there was sabotage right from the start. Who was it that claimed to witness this plop?

    it was me....but, now that you mention it, it was a thunkish plop.

    conspiracy theories belong in the MT.

    Sure, we can all see who's trying to divert attention away from this issue. Sweep it under the carpet (or asphalt).

    So, did he jump?

    Or was he pushed?
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • Good question!
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    So the this place is dead anyway thread turned into an investigation of a dead turtle? What the fuck is wrong with you people? :ar!
  • Hey man this dead turtle thing is dead serious. So, I'mAlive, what was the turtle doing when you first saw him? And DID he in fact wear a knit sweater?
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,144
    Hey man this dead turtle thing is dead serious. So, I'mAlive, what was the turtle doing when you first saw him? And DID he in fact wear a knit sweater?

    he was saving a place in line, he may or may not have partook of a joint that was being passed around, one minute he was in his lawn chair, the next minute my attention was diverted by a loud bang (backfire? gunshot?), then I heard a "thunk" (or maybe it was a plop) and when I turned around the little guy was rolling off the curb, into the path of a reddish PU with bluish white license plates. For some reason, I'm hazy on the sweater....not sure one way or another.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,144
    20110211fortiesstory.jpg
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    So the this place is dead anyway thread turned into an investigation of a dead turtle? What the fuck is wrong with you people? :ar!

    Been away since yesterday right before work was over...almost 100 new posts, 3 new pages and turtle talk. I'm lost.

    =))

    ^ (for imalive)
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    Oh shit imalive just reminded me of my high school days when I thought st ides was the shit. Or when we used to drink mickeys at the Friday partys, or the old E I'd drink with my brothers before our bball games.

    Oh and Empty being lost isn't a new thing. =)) <<< imalive and empty
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    edited January 2015
    So,, did YOU partake of the joint that was going around prior to the thunking/plopping of the turtle to it's demise beneath the tires of this alleged PU truck? Because somehow it is now a PU, when yesterday it was a dump truck?
    imalive wrote: »
    SD48277 wrote: »
    lolobugg wrote: »
    Alright.... glad we Jesusized this thread... seems like most of the usual degenerates have posted on here since last I checked.
    Wooooooooooo Hoooooooooo!!!

    I'm starting up a music festival. Going to call in Degenerate-palooza. I may crowd source the thing and get Pearl Jam to headline

    I've already got my sharpie out and have marked #1 on my hand for the line. ;)

    Question: Is the #1 on your hand for the ticket line or the GA line? Because I have a # 1 on my hand and I’m in the GA line right at the door. Well sort of as my pet turtle is on a lawn chair right by the door and he’s holding my spot while I enjoy cocktails and room service at my hotel. Plus the list gal has me down as #1.But I don’t have a ticket because my ticket buddy, the list gal, is with 20 of her friends in the ticket and/or merch line. They’ll be over as soon as they buy up all the posters, shirts, stickers, onesies, playing cards, trading cards, limited edition items, etc. Sweet swag by the way!

    I just wanted to check because I didn’t want there to be any pushing or shoving or flared tempers or bruised egos when my ticket buddy posse arrives. Cool?

    Peace.

    Ps: If you happen to go by the GA line, could you bring my turtle a piece of lettuce? He only likes organic Boston Bib lettuce. The other stuff upsets his tummy. Thanks!

    your turtle just plopped out of the lawn chair and got run over by a dumptruck.

    condolences. how old was he anyway?

    P.S. this means you lost your place in line.

    ^^^^^^^^
    Post edited by whispering hands on
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Posts: 12,845
    So,, did YOU partake of the joint that was going around prior to the thunking/plopping of the turtle to it's demise beneath the tires of this alleged PU truck? Because somehow it is now a PU, when yesterday it was a dump truck?
    imalive wrote: »
    SD48277 wrote: »
    lolobugg wrote: »
    Alright.... glad we Jesusized this thread... seems like most of the usual degenerates have posted on here since last I checked.
    Wooooooooooo Hoooooooooo!!!

    I'm starting up a music festival. Going to call in Degenerate-palooza. I may crowd source the thing and get Pearl Jam to headline

    I've already got my sharpie out and have marked #1 on my hand for the line. ;)

    Question: Is the #1 on your hand for the ticket line or the GA line? Because I have a # 1 on my hand and I’m in the GA line right at the door. Well sort of as my pet turtle is on a lawn chair right by the door and he’s holding my spot while I enjoy cocktails and room service at my hotel. Plus the list gal has me down as #1.But I don’t have a ticket because my ticket buddy, the list gal, is with 20 of her friends in the ticket and/or merch line. They’ll be over as soon as they buy up all the posters, shirts, stickers, onesies, playing cards, trading cards, limited edition items, etc. Sweet swag by the way!

    I just wanted to check because I didn’t want there to be any pushing or shoving or flared tempers or bruised egos when my ticket buddy posse arrives. Cool?

    Peace.

    Ps: If you happen to go by the GA line, could you bring my turtle a piece of lettuce? He only likes organic Boston Bib lettuce. The other stuff upsets his tummy. Thanks!

    your turtle just plopped out of the lawn chair and got run over by a dumptruck.

    condolences. how old was he anyway?

    P.S. this means you lost your place in line.

    ^^^^^^^^

    I see you share my skepticism about imalive's story, whispering hands, and it looks like Last-12 is also trying to suppress the investigation.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    So I've now been accused of a cover up. Shits gettin real now!
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    imalive wrote: »
    20110211fortiesstory.jpg

    Pour one out for the turtle (may he Rest In Peace).
    As for turtle's demise, I think we need to get Oliver Stone to direct the film adaptation of this investigation.
    ELITIST FUK
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    Wait, did someone say joint? :-&
  • SD48277 wrote: »
    imalive wrote: »
    20110211fortiesstory.jpg

    Pour one out for the turtle (may he Rest In Peace).
    As for turtle's demise, I think we need to get Oliver Stone to direct the film adaptation of this investigation.

    I was thinking Quentin Terrentino ( sp?)
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,144
    badbrains wrote: »
    Oh shit imalive just reminded me of my high school days when I thought st ides was the shit. Or when we used to drink mickeys at the Friday partys, or the old E I'd drink with my brothers before our bball games.

    if you drank a Mickey's TODAY....and I would NOT argue against it.....the memories would come flooding back. close your eyes.....

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,144
    So,, did YOU partake of the joint that was going around prior to the thunking/plopping of the turtle to it's demise beneath the tires of this alleged PU truck? Because somehow it is now a PU, when yesterday it was a dump truck?

    hey....dontchu be worrying about my fucken story and/or whether I hit that joint.

    tiny_toyota_dump_truck_by_lpagan401-d4xcboo.jpg

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Sounds awful suspicious!!
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,421
    SD48277 wrote: »
    imalive wrote: »
    20110211fortiesstory.jpg

    Pour one out for the turtle (may he Rest In Peace).
    As for turtle's demise, I think we need to get Oliver Stone to direct the film adaptation of this investigation.

    Back and to the left. Back and to the left.

  • oftenreadingoftenreading Posts: 12,845
    So I've now been accused of a cover up. Shits gettin real now!

    Well, Mr. Exit. Where were you when the unfortunate reptile met its demise?
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    So I've now been accused of a cover up. Shits gettin real now!

    Well, Mr. Exit. Where were you when the unfortunate reptile met its demise?

    I went from covering it up to a fucking suspect. I need Robert Shapiros phone number.
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,421
    So I've now been accused of a cover up. Shits gettin real now!

    Well, Mr. Exit. Where were you when the unfortunate reptile met its demise?

    I went from covering it up to a fucking suspect. I need Robert Shapiros phone number.

    Don't have Shapiro's number in the old rolodex, but I can get you a Kardashian. Not the dad, of course.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,144
    Hobbes wrote: »
    So I've now been accused of a cover up. Shits gettin real now!

    Well, Mr. Exit. Where were you when the unfortunate reptile met its demise?

    I went from covering it up to a fucking suspect. I need Robert Shapiros phone number.

    Don't have Shapiro's number in the old rolodex, but I can get you a Kardashian. Not the dad, of course.

    fuck both those guys! get cochrane!

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    imalive wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    So I've now been accused of a cover up. Shits gettin real now!

    Well, Mr. Exit. Where were you when the unfortunate reptile met its demise?

    I went from covering it up to a fucking suspect. I need Robert Shapiros phone number.

    Don't have Shapiro's number in the old rolodex, but I can get you a Kardashian. Not the dad, of course.

    fuck both those guys! get cochrane!
    Just saw him last night! Oh wait....
    :-D
    Jackie-Chiles1.jpg

  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,144
    hedonist wrote: »
    imalive wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    So I've now been accused of a cover up. Shits gettin real now!

    Well, Mr. Exit. Where were you when the unfortunate reptile met its demise?

    I went from covering it up to a fucking suspect. I need Robert Shapiros phone number.

    Don't have Shapiro's number in the old rolodex, but I can get you a Kardashian. Not the dad, of course.

    fuck both those guys! get cochrane!
    Just saw him last night! Oh wait....
    :-D
    Jackie-Chiles1.jpg

    my first thought too.

    47205_0fecd2f72d8946121f0f29854720841a.jpg

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    hedonist wrote: »
    imalive wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    So I've now been accused of a cover up. Shits gettin real now!

    Well, Mr. Exit. Where were you when the unfortunate reptile met its demise?

    I went from covering it up to a fucking suspect. I need Robert Shapiros phone number.

    Don't have Shapiro's number in the old rolodex, but I can get you a Kardashian. Not the dad, of course.

    fuck both those guys! get cochrane!
    Just saw him last night! Oh wait....
    :-D
    Jackie-Chiles1.jpg

    Hired!
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,144
    this place is as dead as that turtle...
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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