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    jethrojam420jethrojam420 Foxborough MA Posts: 1,075
    Caveeze wrote:
    I put this on the board a few years back, but I would like to share again..

    I dont remember it word for word like I did back then (I posted just minutes after the person left)

    a customer comes into my work and after business is discussed, this happens..

    Customer: "ya know, you look like Jesus"
    Me: (laughing) "i guess i do"
    Customer: "did you try to look like Jesus?"
    Me: "No. but, we dont really know what Jesus actually looked like"
    Customer: "What do you mean?"
    Me: " I mean there is really no way to know what he actually looked like"
    Customer: (looking at me like I am crazy) " yes there is! look at all the pictures"
    Me: "oh......sorry, I forgot"


    I believe those pictures are him walking with the dinosaurs right?
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,719
    Thirty Bills Unpaid wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    That anyone would assume they know the ethnicity of someone who's looks have never been described anywhere- that is amusing! On the other hand, Megan Kelly is a news anchor for Fox News so she must be correct... right?

    Brian...

    While the OP and everybody else likely appreciates the effort to get the thread back on track... for the moment, some would like to talk about awesome miracles and how frequent and grandiose they were back then compared to the teeny weeny ones we see by Chris Angel today.

    If you mean Chris as in Criss... :lol: Yup!

    What's with that, anyway?

    Come on, God, give us a BIG ASS miracle. We could use one down here!
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    gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 22,158
    Caveeze wrote:
    I put this on the board a few years back, but I would like to share again..

    I dont remember it word for word like I did back then (I posted just minutes after the person left)

    a customer comes into my work and after business is discussed, this happens..

    Customer: "ya know, you look like Jesus"
    Me: (laughing) "i guess i do"
    Customer: "did you try to look like Jesus?"
    Me: "No. but, we dont really know what Jesus actually looked like"
    Customer: "What do you mean?"
    Me: " I mean there is really no way to know what he actually looked like"
    Customer: (looking at me like I am crazy) " yes there is! look at all the pictures"
    Me: "oh......sorry, I forgot"
    i had a similar experience in 2009 when i had long hair and a beard. someone called me jesus and i said "i am not of middle eastern descent..." and the guy was like "no man, i said you look like jesus.." and i said "we know how he looked from all of the photographic evidence, right?" and the guy was like "what are you talking about??"

    we should just try to picture jesus and the 8 lb 6 oz baby jesus that ricky bobby prayed to in talladega nights...that is the jesus i picture in my head anyway...

    :D
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,719
    My guess he's gotta be one of these two:

    blackjesus_zps7bddd303.jpg

    smokingjesus_zps0665c0c5.jpg
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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Pabst Blue Ribbon? I would hope Jesus would have better taste than that?
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    Jason PJason P Posts: 19,123
    I'm beginning to question as to whether or not Han Solo was really white ... or if he was even human! :shock:

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    dignindignin Posts: 9,303
    jethrojam420 wrote:
    8 year olds dude.

    ^^^This guy ^^ :lol:
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,719
    Last-12-Exit wrote:
    Pabst Blue Ribbon? I would hope Jesus would have better taste than that?

    It's just the can. He turned the Pabst into 15 year old Glenlivet Single Malt. :D
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 10,544
    brianlux wrote:
    Last-12-Exit wrote:
    Pabst Blue Ribbon? I would hope Jesus would have better taste than that?

    It's just the can. He turned the Pabst into 15 year old Glenlivet Single Malt. :D

    Jesus Juice?










    :lol:
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,719
    Bentleyspop wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    Last-12-Exit wrote:
    Pabst Blue Ribbon? I would hope Jesus would have better taste than that?

    It's just the can. He turned the Pabst into 15 year old Glenlivet Single Malt. :D

    Jesus Juice?










    :lol:

    Jesus, juiced? Yes. :lol:
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    dignindignin Posts: 9,303
    Real face of Jesus?

    http://www.popularmechanics.com/science ... cs/1282186
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    even flow - question markeven flow - question mark Posts: 1,568
    What??? You people think that Kardashian, Idian models, African wannabes are the only people who learned how to bleach their skin and use contacts to want to be. Yeah!

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    IdrisIdris Posts: 2,317
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GoInTnBgDU

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    AdamTheBaddunAdamTheBaddun Posts: 14
    "Jesus greets me; looks just like me."
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    BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 10,544
    Once again Steven Colbert gets to the meat of the matter....

    http://tv.msn.com/video/tv/?g=c942f31c-5229-4c50-a488-d9ad611c4a10&from=en-us_msnhp&gt1=42008

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    retroponyretropony Myrtle Beach SC Posts: 349
    Bentleyspop wrote:
    Once again Steven Colbert gets to the meat of the matter....

    http://tv.msn.com/video/tv/?g=c942f31c-5229-4c50-a488-d9ad611c4a10&from=en-us_msnhp&gt1=42008

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    :lol::lol: John Stewart was pretty good on the same subject as well
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,719
    Bentleyspop wrote:
    Once again Steven Colbert gets to the meat of the matter....

    http://tv.msn.com/video/tv/?g=c942f31c-5229-4c50-a488-d9ad611c4a10&from=en-us_msnhp&gt1=42008

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Excellent! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,219
    Revising history:
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    ...
    Questioning Jesus, not only as a White Man... but, as a huMan, in general.
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    BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 10,544
    Santa comes forward to clear up all the confusion....

    http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/weekend-update-santa-claus/n44354/
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    I keep reading the thread title to the tune of "Baby You're a Rich Man".
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    shadowcastshadowcast Posts: 2,178
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    i have always wanted to know how jesus, wondering around the middle east, found men named, andrew, james, john, peter, etc... those names do not sound like what i would imagine.
    I never thought of this point. You are so right..
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    Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    shadowcast wrote:
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    i have always wanted to know how jesus, wondering around the middle east, found men named, andrew, james, john, peter, etc... those names do not sound like what i would imagine.
    I never thought of this point. You are so right..

    I saw this exact point a while back on facebook as a meme with patrick stewart from star trek. never thought about it until then either.
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    IdrisIdris Posts: 2,317
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    shadowcast wrote:
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    i have always wanted to know how jesus, wondering around the middle east, found men named, andrew, james, john, peter, etc... those names do not sound like what i would imagine.
    I never thought of this point. You are so right..

    I saw this exact point a while back on facebook as a meme with patrick stewart from star trek. never thought about it until then either.

    :) Those names are transliterations/adaptations of their latin/greek/hebrew names,

    So John would be, 'Yochanan' and Peter coming from 'Petra' etc.-
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    know1know1 Posts: 6,763
    I always thought of him as Jewish. Not sure if that is black or white or whatever.

    Everyone these days is of mixed race anyway, so why does it matter?
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    Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    know1 wrote:
    I always thought of him as Jewish. Not sure if that is black or white or whatever.

    Everyone these days is of mixed race anyway, so why does it matter?

    it's just typical of some of the conservative right to believe jesus is "theirs". it really isn't a big deal until some idiot winger makes it one.
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    Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Idris wrote:
    :) Those names are transliterations/adaptations of their latin/greek/hebrew names,

    So John would be, 'Yochanan' and Peter coming from 'Petra' etc.-

    so wouldn't the bible have been written with their birth names, not the transliterations?
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    IdrisIdris Posts: 2,317
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    Idris wrote:
    :) Those names are transliterations/adaptations of their latin/greek/hebrew names,

    So John would be, 'Yochanan' and Peter coming from 'Petra' etc.-

    so wouldn't the bible have been written with their birth names, not the transliterations?

    Yes, sure. As the bible was (obviously) not originally written in English to start off with.

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    shadowcastshadowcast Posts: 2,178
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    Idris wrote:
    :) Those names are transliterations/adaptations of their latin/greek/hebrew names,

    So John would be, 'Yochanan' and Peter coming from 'Petra' etc.-

    so wouldn't the bible have been written with their birth names, not the transliterations?
    But yet they kept Moses, Jesus, Abel, Solomon & Judah
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    know1know1 Posts: 6,763
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    Idris wrote:
    :) Those names are transliterations/adaptations of their latin/greek/hebrew names,

    So John would be, 'Yochanan' and Peter coming from 'Petra' etc.-

    so wouldn't the bible have been written with their birth names, not the transliterations?

    Also, in the chapter where the bible outlines the lineage of Jesus, they didn't "Europeanize" those names either.

    Jeconiah was the father of Shealtiel,
    Shealtiel the father of Zerubbabel,
    13 Zerubbabel the father of Abihud,
    Abihud the father of Eliakim,
    Eliakim the father of Azor,
    14 Azor the father of Zadok,
    Zadok the father of Akim,
    Akim the father of Elihud,
    15 Elihud the father of Eleazar,
    Eleazar the father of Matthan,
    Matthan the father of Jacob,
    16 and Jacob the father of Joseph, the husband of Mary, and Mary was the mother of Jesus who is called the Messiah.
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    IdrisIdris Posts: 2,317
    shadowcast wrote:
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    Idris wrote:
    :) Those names are transliterations/adaptations of their latin/greek/hebrew names,

    So John would be, 'Yochanan' and Peter coming from 'Petra' etc.-

    so wouldn't the bible have been written with their birth names, not the transliterations?
    But yet they kept Moses, Jesus, Abel, Solomon & Judah

    Maybe this...But yet they kept what they liked, picking and choosing what to change and what remains the same. Distorting the religion for political as well as social reasons.

    Having said that, some of those above names have been adapted(?) too.
    Jesus (for example) derives from late Latin, Greek? 'Jesus' would be the transliteration.
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