Things you should NOT do on a 1st date.

Dissidentman

Yell at the top of your lungs in the bar "I love booze!" after your 8th jager bomb.

CAVSTARR313

Puke in the date's car after you ate the Taco Bell that you insisted they stop for after you ate just a small salad and 7 captain and diets at dinner.. and cried at one point during the meal because of father issues..

Dissidentman

Caveeze wrote:

Puke in the date's car after you ate the Taco Bell that you insisted they stop for after you ate just a small salad and 7 captain and diets at dinner.. and cried at one point during the meal because of father issues..

Stripper?

CAVSTARR313

Dissidentman wrote:

Caveeze wrote:

Puke in the date's car after you ate the Taco Bell that you insisted they stop for after you ate just a small salad and 7 captain and diets at dinner.. and cried at one point during the meal because of father issues..

Stripper?

At one point, yes.. at the time, Payless Shoe employee

RKCNDY

Bring your friends without telling your date.

chadwick

i have a question

what is dating? sounds dumb as shit to me

trying to impress one another, dinner, dressing up all nice, being false, not burping & not farting, eating like a caveman aint happenin... which is how i eat on a good day... shirt is dripping w/ food & used as a rag, no sex, no sex, no touching of her wonderful frickin ass, now i gotta detail my car... wax the fucker & vaccum the bastard out, just a shit load of rules & regulations... frig that

making out & full on sex should be within hours of meeting or go seperate ways because their's a lack of attractiveness or what have you.

a 1st date, what the fuck is that?
answer... the first date is the first night you get to use 3 condoms with this certain gal or the first night you never see each other again

Enkidu

RKCNDY wrote:

Bring your friends without telling your date.

Oh my God, that was my first date with my husband. We worked at the same place, he asked me out. Later some friends at work asked me to hang out with them and I said I was busy and they said, "Well, John's going with us." I was pissed off. So a group of us went to dinner, then after dinner John and I went to a bar and I told him I thought that was lame - asking me out for a date and then bringing people along. He apologized.

At the end of the date I said (first and only time I did this), "So, am I going to see you again?" And he said probably not because he was busy working full time and going to law school. And I drove home and thought, "What an asshole." Then he called a day later and asked me out again.

Together 20+ years.

(If he'd farted on the first date, forget it. Deal breaker.)

chadwick

i suppose a guy or gal could get up and pass gas in another room

chadwick

Enkidu wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

Bring your friends without telling your date.

Oh my God, that was my first date with my husband. We worked at the same place, he asked me out. Later some friends at work asked me to hang out with them and I said I was busy and they said, "Well, John's going with us." I was pissed off. So a group of us went to dinner, then after dinner John and I went to a bar and I told him I thought that was lame - asking me out for a date and then bringing people along. He apologized.

At the end of the date I said (first and only time I did this), "So, am I going to see you again?" And he said probably not because he was busy working full time and going to law school. And I drove home and thought, "What an asshole." Then he called a day later and asked me out again.

Together 20+ years.

(If he'd farted on the first date, forget it. Deal breaker.)

but do you both fart holding hands watching a movie or while cuddling?

rollings

chadwick wrote:

i have a question

what is dating? sounds dumb as shit to me

trying to impress one another, dinner, dressing up all nice, being false, not burping & not farting, eating like a caveman aint happenin... which is how i eat on a good day... shirt is dripping w/ food & used as a rag, no sex, no sex, no touching of her wonderful frickin ass, now i gotta detail my car... wax the fucker & vaccum the bastard out, just a shit load of rules & regulations... frig that

making out & full on sex should be within hours of meeting or go seperate ways because their's a lack of attractiveness or what have you.

a 1st date, what the fuck is that?
answer... the first date is the first night you get to use 3 condoms with this certain gal or the first night you never see each other again

NO!, no

You have to at least go out to the liquor store or something FIRST. ..... :?

RKCNDY

Enkidu wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

Bring your friends without telling your date.

Oh my God, that was my first date with my husband. We worked at the same place, he asked me out. Later some friends at work asked me to hang out with them and I said I was busy and they said, "Well, John's going with us." I was pissed off. So a group of us went to dinner, then after dinner John and I went to a bar and I told him I thought that was lame - asking me out for a date and then bringing people along. He apologized.

At the end of the date I said (first and only time I did this), "So, am I going to see you again?" And he said probably not because he was busy working full time and going to law school. And I drove home and thought, "What an asshole." Then he called a day later and asked me out again.

Together 20+ years.

(If he'd farted on the first date, forget it. Deal breaker.)

GAWD! I went out with guys that didn't bother to tell me they were bringing their friend, so when I met the guy at the restaurant, the two of them would sit there and do their stupid 'guy things' and laugh. :roll:

When the waitress would come to take our order I said, "Separate checks, I'll pay for my own food"

then the guy would wonder why I wouldn't go out with them again..."but I go everywhere with my buddy!"

chadwick

never in 49.2 trillion years ever heard of bringing one's pal on a 1st bone fest get together. 92.151327% of all guys under 67 are ignorant

chadwick

hard lickher

rick1zoo2

projectile vomiting

JonnyPistachio

rick1zoo2 wrote:

projectile vomiting

But non-projectile is A-Ok? :P

chadwick

JonnyPistachio wrote:

rick1zoo2 wrote:

projectile vomiting

But non-projectile is A-Ok? :P

all over yourself & all over her as well, yes... a must. this way she gets to know your vomit early instead of waiting until you have the flu

chadwick

price of dorkness should probably maybe make an appearance in this thread & give us a lesson. paging POD, paging POD

mickeyrat

blow your nose into your hand(s) and then wipe it under your armpit.

ldent42

mickeyrat wrote:

blow your nose into your hand(s) and then wipe it under your armpit.

:wtf: :eh:

After reading this thread I'm thinking that PJ Dating Service thread should probably get locked before someone ends up hurt.

JonnyPistachio

mickeyrat wrote:

blow your nose into your hand(s) and then wipe it under your armpit.

One should wear a long sleeve shirt for wiping their nose, duh.