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Things you should NOT do on a 1st date.

SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,424
edited August 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
When the lady rings the doorbell to your apartment.
Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!

Carry on.
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    answer the door doing The Goat
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 Posts: 23,082
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    When the lady rings the doorbell to your apartment.
    Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!

    Carry on.
    if you have a tongue of similar length, do you wag that or hide it? i am torn :lol:
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,407
    don't get too drunk. carry on.
    I LOVE MUSIC.
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,424
    After a few drinks, do not look at the young lady and say...

    "Do you think your sister would be interested in a 3-some?"
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,407
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    After a few drinks, do not look at the young lady and say...

    "Do you think your sister would be interested in a 3-some?"

    yeah, that didn't work out too well. :fp:
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,424
    Ok, I am stealing this from someone else...


    When the young lady comes over, do not sit her down, pour her a glass of wine, and say.

    "Would you like to listen to the Cincy Bootleg? "

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    1.order pasta..

    It is impossible for most dudes to pull off eating pasta and the chick not thinking you are a total fucking slob..

    2.Blow up her shitter (or any shitter that she could bust you in)..

    although the excitement of the date may be sending the cheetos south, shit way before hand..

    3. text other people

    this is just rude, dont do it

    4. talk about how you banged some chick last tuesday

    I am positive it is great story, but save it for later

    5. ask her for twenty bucks

    I like twenty bucks too, we all do, but dont do it..

    6. borrow your buddies car because it is nicer than yours

    This is a guarantee for a second date, and you will be busted

    7. tell her you love pearl jam

    OK, try it if you want.. but unless some crazy stroke of luck has come your way, once they hear how much time and money you have sunk in to this band that was big in the 90's, those condoms you bought earlier with the cheetos are going to waste..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,424
    When the lady shows up at your house, and you pour her a nice glass of wine...
    Do not jump on the coffee table, and belt this one out.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • London BridgeLondon Bridge Posts: 4,733
    Caveeze wrote:
    1.order pasta..

    It is impossible for most dudes to pull off eating pasta and the chick not thinking you are a total fucking slob..

    2.Blow up her shitter (or any shitter that she could bust you in)..

    although the excitement of the date may be sending the cheetos south, shit way before hand..

    3. text other people

    this is just rude, dont do it

    4. talk about how you banged some chick last tuesday

    I am positive it is great story, but save it for later

    5. ask her for twenty bucks

    I like twenty bucks too, we all do, but dont do it..

    6. borrow your buddies car because it is nicer than yours

    This is a guarantee for a second date, and you will be busted

    7. tell her you love pearl jam

    OK, try it if you want.. but unless some crazy stroke of luck has come your way, once they hear how much time and money you have sunk in to this band that was big in the 90's, those condoms you bought earlier with the cheetos are going to waste..

    #2 instantly reminded me of this scene :lol:

    http://youtu.be/SIZU_NZRfjA
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Posts: 9,222
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    When the lady rings the doorbell to your apartment.
    Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!

    Carry on.

    Talk about how much you like Riot Act and that you don't give a Rats Ass if she hates it...
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,424
    xavier mcdaniel wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    When the lady rings the doorbell to your apartment.
    Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!

    Carry on.

    Talk about how much you like Riot Act and that you don't give a Rats Ass if she hates it...
    Fanch was here a little while ago.
    His review of Riot Act is still a FUCKING CLASSIC!

    Fanch was a legend.
    One of the few people, over the years, who could come on this board, and have 200 people laughing their asses off.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Posts: 9,222
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    xavier mcdaniel wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    When the lady rings the doorbell to your apartment.
    Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!

    Carry on.

    Talk about how much you like Riot Act and that you don't give a Rats Ass if she hates it...
    Fanch was here a little while ago.
    His review of Riot Act is still a FUCKING CLASSIC!

    Fanch was a legend.
    One of the few people, over the years, who could come on this board, and have 200 people laughing their asses off.

    I have that ability from time to time, at least my internet "ego" likes to think so..
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    When the lady rings the doorbell to your apartment.
    Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!

    Carry on.
    :lol:
    I fucking hate Kiss!
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,424
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    When the lady rings the doorbell to your apartment.
    Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!

    Carry on.
    :lol:
    I fucking hate Kiss!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWkLOrfDAo4

    KISS is fucking AWESOME!

    How can ya not like this?
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    When the lady rings the doorbell to your apartment.
    Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!

    Carry on.
    :lol:
    I fucking hate Kiss!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWkLOrfDAo4

    KISS is fucking AWESOME!

    How can ya not like this?
    No no no! Noooooooooooooooooooo!
    now answer your door as Phil Anselmo....and helllo :)
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  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 Posts: 23,082
    lol that is a song about his dong....
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    giver her a cup a fart
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,424
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    lol that is a song about his dong....
    I prefer to refer to it as his "Love Gun"

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Had they titled it "Love Dong"

    I just don't know....

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 Posts: 23,082
    i thought tesla had that song, "love dong" with the pretty little classical guitar intro?? :?
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    1)Do not admit you like Pearl Jam.
    2)Don't talk about the Board.
    2) Don't challenge me... unless it's a arcade game.
    3) Don't look at your phone.
    4) Don't discuss automotive topics. (IF you are clueless)
    If all you can talk about is types of food coloring, I'm cool with that. If all you want to talk about is types of spinach dips... Awesome!
    5) Talk about weather, sports, beaches, or your/my hometown or last vacation. There is no possible way anyone can take offense to that.

    Done! no more dates, for me. :D
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    talk about your ex
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    talk about your ex

    How would you pull that one? Every one you know is an Ex..
    Do you talk about yogurt?

    I'm teasing you. I'm bitter because my dating life is a no fly zone.
    I give up. Love those ladies..... I'm going to be an introvert for awhile I'm watching 3 seasons of Dexter.

    :shock:
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    STAYSEA wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    talk about your ex

    How would you pull that one? Every one you know is an Ex..
    Do you talk about yogurt?

    I'm teasing you. I'm bitter because my dating life is a no fly zone.
    I give up. Love those ladies..... I'm going to be an introvert for awhile I'm watching 3 seasons of Dexter.

    :shock:
    haha,,yogurt is in the game ,but after we wake up together..

    well,actually i pay attention to details of the lady and i play along..
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,237
    Invite her over to your place to look at your action figure collection. Carry on, wayward son.
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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,835
    2-feign-reluctance wrote:
    Invite her over to your place to look at your action figure collection. Carry on, wayward son.

    Reference Kansas.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,665
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    When the lady rings the doorbell to your apartment.
    Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!

    Carry on.
    Everybody knows for a first date you dress as Ace. You don't bust out the Gene make up till the 3rd date.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    Show your date all the hats you have ever knitted for your neighbors' cat.
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Funny thing is, men should never do these things, of course. But if a woman did any of these things I would be so damned intrigued. The weirder, the better for me.
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  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Funny thing is, men should never do these things, of course. But if a woman did any of these things I would be so damned intrigued. The weirder, the better for me.

    I'm a woman. I still have my action figures boxed up. Somethings are better left in hiding.
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  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    If you are the man in this case. Don't maul the girl or get in an accident on the 2nd time you meet. That's what I got for signing up with a online dating service. Needless to say I'm NEVER joining another one EVER... :nono:

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
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