Things you should NOT do on a 1st date.
SPEEDY MCCREADY
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When the lady rings the doorbell to your apartment.
Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!
Carry on.
Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!
Carry on.
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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answer the door doing The Goat0
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if you have a tongue of similar length, do you wag that or hide it? i am tornSPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:When the lady rings the doorbell to your apartment.
Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!
Carry on.
"You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry." - Lincoln
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."0 -
don't get too drunk. carry on.I LOVE MUSIC.
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After a few drinks, do not look at the young lady and say...
"Do you think your sister would be interested in a 3-some?"Take me piece by piece.....
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SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:After a few drinks, do not look at the young lady and say...
"Do you think your sister would be interested in a 3-some?"
yeah, that didn't work out too well. :fp:I LOVE MUSIC.
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Ok, I am stealing this from someone else...
When the young lady comes over, do not sit her down, pour her a glass of wine, and say.
"Would you like to listen to the Cincy Bootleg? " Take me piece by piece.....
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1.order pasta..
It is impossible for most dudes to pull off eating pasta and the chick not thinking you are a total fucking slob..
2.Blow up her shitter (or any shitter that she could bust you in)..
although the excitement of the date may be sending the cheetos south, shit way before hand..
3. text other people
this is just rude, dont do it
4. talk about how you banged some chick last tuesday
I am positive it is great story, but save it for later
5. ask her for twenty bucks
I like twenty bucks too, we all do, but dont do it..
6. borrow your buddies car because it is nicer than yours
This is a guarantee for a second date, and you will be busted
7. tell her you love pearl jam
OK, try it if you want.. but unless some crazy stroke of luck has come your way, once they hear how much time and money you have sunk in to this band that was big in the 90's, those condoms you bought earlier with the cheetos are going to waste..None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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When the lady shows up at your house, and you pour her a nice glass of wine...
Do not jump on the coffee table, and belt this one out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0Take me piece by piece.....
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Caveeze wrote:1.order pasta..
It is impossible for most dudes to pull off eating pasta and the chick not thinking you are a total fucking slob..
2.Blow up her shitter (or any shitter that she could bust you in)..
although the excitement of the date may be sending the cheetos south, shit way before hand..
3. text other people
this is just rude, dont do it
4. talk about how you banged some chick last tuesday
I am positive it is great story, but save it for later
5. ask her for twenty bucks
I like twenty bucks too, we all do, but dont do it..
6. borrow your buddies car because it is nicer than yours
This is a guarantee for a second date, and you will be busted
7. tell her you love pearl jam
OK, try it if you want.. but unless some crazy stroke of luck has come your way, once they hear how much time and money you have sunk in to this band that was big in the 90's, those condoms you bought earlier with the cheetos are going to waste..
#2 instantly reminded me of this scene
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SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:When the lady rings the doorbell to your apartment.
Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!
Carry on.
Talk about how much you like Riot Act and that you don't give a Rats Ass if she hates it...Reading 2004
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Fanch was here a little while ago.xavier mcdaniel wrote:SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:When the lady rings the doorbell to your apartment.
Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!
Carry on.
Talk about how much you like Riot Act and that you don't give a Rats Ass if she hates it...
His review of Riot Act is still a FUCKING CLASSIC!
Fanch was a legend.
One of the few people, over the years, who could come on this board, and have 200 people laughing their asses off.Take me piece by piece.....
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SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
Fanch was here a little while ago.xavier mcdaniel wrote:SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:When the lady rings the doorbell to your apartment.
Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!
Carry on.
Talk about how much you like Riot Act and that you don't give a Rats Ass if she hates it...
His review of Riot Act is still a FUCKING CLASSIC!
Fanch was a legend.
One of the few people, over the years, who could come on this board, and have 200 people laughing their asses off.
I have that ability from time to time, at least my internet "ego" likes to think so..Reading 2004
Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
Chicago 2007
Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
Fenway 2, 2018
MSG 2022
St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
MSG 2024, MSG 2024
Philadelphia 2024
"I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
Things happen in the game. Nothing you
can do. I don't go and say,
"I'm gonna beat this guy up."0 -
SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:When the lady rings the doorbell to your apartment.
Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!
Carry on.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWkLOrfDAo4Mamasan23 wrote:SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:When the lady rings the doorbell to your apartment.
Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!
Carry on.
I fucking hate Kiss!
KISS is fucking AWESOME!
How can ya not like this?Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....0 -
No no no! Noooooooooooooooooooo!SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWkLOrfDAo4Mamasan23 wrote:SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:When the lady rings the doorbell to your apartment.
Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!
Carry on.
I fucking hate Kiss!
KISS is fucking AWESOME!
How can ya not like this?
now answer your door as Phil Anselmo....and helllo
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lol that is a song about his dong...."You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry." - Lincoln
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."0 -
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I prefer to refer to it as his "Love Gun"gimmesometruth27 wrote:lol that is a song about his dong....
Had they titled it "Love Dong"
I just don't know.... Take me piece by piece.....
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i thought tesla had that song, "love dong" with the pretty little classical guitar intro?? :?"You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry." - Lincoln
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1)Do not admit you like Pearl Jam.
2)Don't talk about the Board.
2) Don't challenge me... unless it's a arcade game.
3) Don't look at your phone.
4) Don't discuss automotive topics. (IF you are clueless)
If all you can talk about is types of food coloring, I'm cool with that. If all you want to talk about is types of spinach dips... Awesome!
5) Talk about weather, sports, beaches, or your/my hometown or last vacation. There is no possible way anyone can take offense to that.
Done! no more dates, for me. 
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