Things you should NOT do on a 1st date.

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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    talk about your ex
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    talk about your ex

    How would you pull that one? Every one you know is an Ex..
    Do you talk about yogurt?

    I'm teasing you. I'm bitter because my dating life is a no fly zone.
    I give up. Love those ladies..... I'm going to be an introvert for awhile I'm watching 3 seasons of Dexter.

    :shock:
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    STAYSEA wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    talk about your ex

    How would you pull that one? Every one you know is an Ex..
    Do you talk about yogurt?

    I'm teasing you. I'm bitter because my dating life is a no fly zone.
    I give up. Love those ladies..... I'm going to be an introvert for awhile I'm watching 3 seasons of Dexter.

    :shock:
    haha,,yogurt is in the game ,but after we wake up together..

    well,actually i pay attention to details of the lady and i play along..
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,462
    Invite her over to your place to look at your action figure collection. Carry on, wayward son.
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    2-feign-reluctance wrote:
    Invite her over to your place to look at your action figure collection. Carry on, wayward son.

    Reference Kansas.
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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,933
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    When the lady rings the doorbell to your apartment.
    Do NOT answer the door dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS!

    Carry on.
    Everybody knows for a first date you dress as Ace. You don't bust out the Gene make up till the 3rd date.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    Show your date all the hats you have ever knitted for your neighbors' cat.
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Funny thing is, men should never do these things, of course. But if a woman did any of these things I would be so damned intrigued. The weirder, the better for me.
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  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Funny thing is, men should never do these things, of course. But if a woman did any of these things I would be so damned intrigued. The weirder, the better for me.

    I'm a woman. I still have my action figures boxed up. Somethings are better left in hiding.
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  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    If you are the man in this case. Don't maul the girl or get in an accident on the 2nd time you meet. That's what I got for signing up with a online dating service. Needless to say I'm NEVER joining another one EVER... :nono:

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Call your mommy... or call her mommy
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  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Call your mommy... or call her mommy

    :lol:

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    I say do NOT be anything other than yourself...within first-date reason, of course.

    What's the point of duping someone into seeing you after the first go-around?

    Reminds me of some TV show's teaser I saw over the weekend - "How to get him to put that ring on your finger!"

    Ugh. Shit should happen naturally without shell-games and put-ons.

    God bless true colors shown on either end.

    (and thank FUCK I'm not in the dating realm anymore!)
  • jethrojam420
    jethrojam420 Foxborough MA Posts: 1,075
    hedonist wrote:

    Reminds me of some TV show's teaser I saw over the weekend - "How to get him to put that ring on your finger!"

    Ugh. Shit should happen naturally without shell-games and put-ons.

    God bless true colors shown on either end.

    (and thank FUCK I'm not in the dating realm anymore!)


    this is a real show? good lord, i guess I am just as thankful to not be dating either...
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  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    giver her a cup a fart

    after 12 years of marriage, it's sucks to see how the rules have changed. And not for the better.
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Empty Glass wrote:
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    giver her a cup a fart

    after 12 years of marriage, it's sucks to see how the rules have changed. And not for the better.

    I say let a big fart out on the first date, and if she sticks around she's a keeper. Get that awkward first fart out of the way.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Don't ask her for bus money home because you just spent all your money on the date.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Cinnamon Girl
    Cinnamon Girl Posts: 1,854
    Don't spend the night in your car in the parking lot of restaurant of said date after the date...yes, this happened to me. He lived in his car. :?
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  • Digital Twilight
    Digital Twilight Posts: 5,642
    Show 'em where you hid the bodies
  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Empty Glass wrote:
    I say let a big fart out on the first date, and if she sticks around she's a keeper. Get that awkward first fart out of the way.
    Getting the farts out of the way is a plus. It really clears the air. I think it's a must. Wh :lol: en in doubt blame a :? frog.
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