Don't ask her for bus money home because you just spent all your money on the date.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Puke in the date's car after you ate the Taco Bell that you insisted they stop for after you ate just a small salad and 7 captain and diets at dinner.. and cried at one point during the meal because of father issues..
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Puke in the date's car after you ate the Taco Bell that you insisted they stop for after you ate just a small salad and 7 captain and diets at dinner.. and cried at one point during the meal because of father issues..
Puke in the date's car after you ate the Taco Bell that you insisted they stop for after you ate just a small salad and 7 captain and diets at dinner.. and cried at one point during the meal because of father issues..
Stripper?
At one point, yes.. at the time, Payless Shoe employee
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
trying to impress one another, dinner, dressing up all nice, being false, not burping & not farting, eating like a caveman aint happenin... which is how i eat on a good day... shirt is dripping w/ food & used as a rag, no sex, no sex, no touching of her wonderful frickin ass, now i gotta detail my car... wax the fucker & vaccum the bastard out, just a shit load of rules & regulations... frig that
making out & full on sex should be within hours of meeting or go seperate ways because their's a lack of attractiveness or what have you.
a 1st date, what the fuck is that?
answer... the first date is the first night you get to use 3 condoms with this certain gal or the first night you never see each other again
Oh my God, that was my first date with my husband. We worked at the same place, he asked me out. Later some friends at work asked me to hang out with them and I said I was busy and they said, "Well, John's going with us." I was pissed off. So a group of us went to dinner, then after dinner John and I went to a bar and I told him I thought that was lame - asking me out for a date and then bringing people along. He apologized.
At the end of the date I said (first and only time I did this), "So, am I going to see you again?" And he said probably not because he was busy working full time and going to law school. And I drove home and thought, "What an asshole." Then he called a day later and asked me out again.
Together 20+ years.
(If he'd farted on the first date, forget it. Deal breaker.)
Oh my God, that was my first date with my husband. We worked at the same place, he asked me out. Later some friends at work asked me to hang out with them and I said I was busy and they said, "Well, John's going with us." I was pissed off. So a group of us went to dinner, then after dinner John and I went to a bar and I told him I thought that was lame - asking me out for a date and then bringing people along. He apologized.
At the end of the date I said (first and only time I did this), "So, am I going to see you again?" And he said probably not because he was busy working full time and going to law school. And I drove home and thought, "What an asshole." Then he called a day later and asked me out again.
Together 20+ years.
(If he'd farted on the first date, forget it. Deal breaker.)
but do you both fart holding hands watching a movie or while cuddling?
trying to impress one another, dinner, dressing up all nice, being false, not burping & not farting, eating like a caveman aint happenin... which is how i eat on a good day... shirt is dripping w/ food & used as a rag, no sex, no sex, no touching of her wonderful frickin ass, now i gotta detail my car... wax the fucker & vaccum the bastard out, just a shit load of rules & regulations... frig that
making out & full on sex should be within hours of meeting or go seperate ways because their's a lack of attractiveness or what have you.
a 1st date, what the fuck is that?
answer... the first date is the first night you get to use 3 condoms with this certain gal or the first night you never see each other again
NO!, no
You have to at least go out to the liquor store or something FIRST. ..... :?
Oh my God, that was my first date with my husband. We worked at the same place, he asked me out. Later some friends at work asked me to hang out with them and I said I was busy and they said, "Well, John's going with us." I was pissed off. So a group of us went to dinner, then after dinner John and I went to a bar and I told him I thought that was lame - asking me out for a date and then bringing people along. He apologized.
At the end of the date I said (first and only time I did this), "So, am I going to see you again?" And he said probably not because he was busy working full time and going to law school. And I drove home and thought, "What an asshole." Then he called a day later and asked me out again.
Together 20+ years.
(If he'd farted on the first date, forget it. Deal breaker.)
GAWD! I went out with guys that didn't bother to tell me they were bringing their friend, so when I met the guy at the restaurant, the two of them would sit there and do their stupid 'guy things' and laugh. :roll:
When the waitress would come to take our order I said, "Separate checks, I'll pay for my own food"
then the guy would wonder why I wouldn't go out with them again..."but I go everywhere with my buddy!"
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
What's the point of duping someone into seeing you after the first go-around?
Reminds me of some TV show's teaser I saw over the weekend - "How to get him to put that ring on your finger!"
Ugh. Shit should happen naturally without shell-games and put-ons.
God bless true colors shown on either end.
(and thank FUCK I'm not in the dating realm anymore!)
this is a real show? good lord, i guess I am just as thankful to not be dating either...
after 12 years of marriage, it's sucks to see how the rules have changed. And not for the better.
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
I say let a big fart out on the first date, and if she sticks around she's a keeper. Get that awkward first fart out of the way.
- Christopher McCandless
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Stripper?
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
- Christopher McCandless
what is dating? sounds dumb as shit to me
trying to impress one another, dinner, dressing up all nice, being false, not burping & not farting, eating like a caveman aint happenin... which is how i eat on a good day... shirt is dripping w/ food & used as a rag, no sex, no sex, no touching of her wonderful frickin ass, now i gotta detail my car... wax the fucker & vaccum the bastard out, just a shit load of rules & regulations... frig that
making out & full on sex should be within hours of meeting or go seperate ways because their's a lack of attractiveness or what have you.
a 1st date, what the fuck is that?
answer... the first date is the first night you get to use 3 condoms with this certain gal or the first night you never see each other again
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Oh my God, that was my first date with my husband. We worked at the same place, he asked me out. Later some friends at work asked me to hang out with them and I said I was busy and they said, "Well, John's going with us." I was pissed off. So a group of us went to dinner, then after dinner John and I went to a bar and I told him I thought that was lame - asking me out for a date and then bringing people along. He apologized.
At the end of the date I said (first and only time I did this), "So, am I going to see you again?" And he said probably not because he was busy working full time and going to law school. And I drove home and thought, "What an asshole." Then he called a day later and asked me out again.
Together 20+ years.
(If he'd farted on the first date, forget it. Deal breaker.)
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
NO!, no
You have to at least go out to the liquor store or something FIRST. ..... :?
GAWD! I went out with guys that didn't bother to tell me they were bringing their friend, so when I met the guy at the restaurant, the two of them would sit there and do their stupid 'guy things' and laugh. :roll:
When the waitress would come to take our order I said, "Separate checks, I'll pay for my own food"
then the guy would wonder why I wouldn't go out with them again..."but I go everywhere with my buddy!"
- Christopher McCandless
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
But non-projectile is A-Ok? :P
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
After reading this thread I'm thinking that PJ Dating Service thread should probably get locked before someone ends up hurt.
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One should wear a long sleeve shirt for wiping their nose, duh.