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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    RKCNDY wrote:
    81 wrote:

    more research is needed. she could have been 18. limit is 14 or more, less than 19 as of feb

    for the blond, who was the regular miss arkanasas....she is 18 but under 27

    are you doing the whole ½ your age + 7 ?
    30? Damn... Might as well stay with the Mrs.

    whoa...Mrs. BD is 31?!?!?!? :shock: :o
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    RKCNDY wrote:
    whoa...Mrs. BD is 31?!?!?!? :shock: :o
    That's what she tells me :think:
    :lol::lol: No... but I am apparently to old for both Ms. Arkansas...
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    RKCNDY wrote:
    whoa...Mrs. BD is 31?!?!?!? :shock: :o
    That's what she tells me :think:
    :lol::lol: No... but I am apparently to old for both Ms. Arkansas...

    :think:

    Mrs BD is awesome-er...she gave you 3 amazing kids!
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    RKCNDY wrote:
    :think:

    Mrs BD is awesome-er...she gave you 3 amazing kids!
    I bow at the altar of mrs BD... all day and night...
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    LosientoLosiento Posts: 282
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    Others have still been able to post post-expiration, perhaps you can do the same for many next Tuesdays to come.


    I have a feeling Kat/Sea are watching this thread and squealing with delight as they plot their plan against 81...

    "shall we end his posting privileges early? Say, at a random time?"
    "ooohhh! yes! right in the middle of when he is posting...'You must be a paying member to post to the forum'"
    ***laughter***
    "Which is his favorite thread....let's do it when he's posting in there!"
    ***more squeals of laughter***
    Tim B walks in "What are you laughing about? Get back to work!"
    I thought the same myself, as it was getting a bit racy with my sarcasm. I actually thought it was deleted. I will stick to my Customer Service Supervisor position. Why just pole dance for one when you can entertain many?
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Losiento wrote:
    Why just pole dance for one when you can entertain many?

    this saddens me :(
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    eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 40,965
    i think one of the requirements should be that the person hired has to wear a pencil skirt.
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i think one of the requirements should be that the person hired has to wear a pencil skirt.

    hmmmmm


    :think: this man is smart
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    i think one of the requirements should be that the person hired has to wear a pencil skirt.

    hmmmmm


    :think: this man is smart

    I thought you liked filled out fuzzy sweaters... :(
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    81 wrote:
    i think one of the requirements should be that the person hired has to wear a pencil skirt.

    hmmmmm


    :think: this man is smart

    I thought you liked filled out fuzzy sweaters... :(

    go on
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    1. Are you currently offering 5 weeks of vacation, a 20% bonus and stock options?

    2. I'll believe you're going when I see it. Or, when I don't see it.

    (See what I did there?)
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    LosientoLosiento Posts: 282
    81 wrote:
    Losiento wrote:
    Why just pole dance for one when you can entertain many?

    this saddens me :(
    Customer Satisfaction is 100% guaranteed!
    I had to laugh. I had a vision on of myself pole dancing the counter with a Ticonderoga skirt and two gift cards as pasties as a props to "Hey Big Spender." Why is this turning into an episode of "That 70's Show?"
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Losiento wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Losiento wrote:
    Why just pole dance for one when you can entertain many?

    this saddens me :(
    Customer Satisfaction is 100% guaranteed!
    I had to laugh. I had a vision on of myself pole dancing the counter with a Ticonderoga skirt and two gift cards as pasties as a props to "Hey Big Spender." Why is this turning into an episode of "That 70's Show?"

    what sort of skrit :?:
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    1. Are you currently offering 5 weeks of vacation, a 20% bonus and stock options?

    2. I'll believe you're going when I see it. Or, when I don't see it.

    (See what I did there?)

    :think:

    22 days of vacation.
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    81 wrote:
    1. Are you currently offering 5 weeks of vacation, a 20% bonus and stock options?

    2. I'll believe you're going when I see it. Or, when I don't see it.

    (See what I did there?)

    :think:

    22 days of vacation.

    Geez, are you still here?!?
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    81 wrote:
    1. Are you currently offering 5 weeks of vacation, a 20% bonus and stock options?

    2. I'll believe you're going when I see it. Or, when I don't see it.

    (See what I did there?)

    :think:

    22 days of vacation.

    Geez, are you still here?!?

    it's not tuesday
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    LosientoLosiento Posts: 282
    81 wrote:

    what sort of skrit :?:
    A pencil skirt. Just happens to be the brand name of a pencil known my most #2 pencil aficionados. I assume you are definitely not looking for an intelligent female life form for the position unless its doggie style. :lol:
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Losiento wrote:
    81 wrote:

    what sort of skrit :?:
    A pencil skirt. Just happens to be the brand name of a pencil known my most #2 pencil aficionados. I assume you are definitely not looking for an intelligent female life form for the position unless its doggie style. :lol:


    i don't know you....but i like your style .....you are going to go far on here. :thumbup:
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    Losiento wrote:
    81 wrote:

    what sort of skrit :?:
    A pencil skirt. Just happens to be the brand name of a pencil known my most #2 pencil aficionados. I assume you are definitely not looking for an intelligent female life form for the position unless its doggie style. :lol:

    I remember my cousin bought me a shitload of those pencils for christmas...people kept stealing them from me :x They are really nice pencils. <
    that's the art nerd in me talking
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    LosientoLosiento Posts: 282
    Actually, was thinking sideways instead of the other position but didn't know the "proper" name for it. I was worried the pocket protector shined through my joke.
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,516
    Losiento wrote:
    Actually, was thinking sideways instead of the other position but didn't know the "proper" name for it. I was worried the pocket protector shined through my joke.

    for those who don't know, "losiento" means "i'm sorry" in spanish. I had the bottom of a six-pack drop out in a store in mexico and I was "losiento mucho" to anyone who would listen.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    imalive wrote:
    Losiento wrote:
    Actually, was thinking sideways instead of the other position but didn't know the "proper" name for it. I was worried the pocket protector shined through my joke.

    for those who don't know, "losiento" means "i'm sorry" in spanish. I had the bottom of a six-pack drop out in a store in mexico and I was "losiento mucho" to anyone who would listen.

    are you saying Losiento gives sorry pole dances?
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,516
    RKCNDY wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    Losiento wrote:
    Actually, was thinking sideways instead of the other position but didn't know the "proper" name for it. I was worried the pocket protector shined through my joke.

    for those who don't know, "losiento" means "i'm sorry" in spanish. I had the bottom of a six-pack drop out in a store in mexico and I was "losiento mucho" to anyone who would listen.

    are you saying Losiento gives sorry pole dances?

    I'm not sure what I'm saying.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    oh, and if we're gonna be all technical...is Losiento a dude since if it were a girl, wouldn't it be 'la sienta' or 'lo sienta' or is that even a possessive word?
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    ldent42ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    does this job come with health insurance?
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,516
    RKCNDY wrote:
    oh, and if we're gonna be all technical...is Losiento a dude since if it were a girl, wouldn't it be 'la sienta' or 'lo sienta' or is that even a possessive word?

    I don't think it's gender specific. Lo and la refer to nouns.....siento is a ......I don't know what the fuck it is but it's not a noun :lol: .

    "Perdon, in usage, is more like excuse me.

    When you need to cross in front of someone shopping at the grocery store, you say Perdon.

    If in the process, you knock over their cart, you say lo siento."


    there ya go.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    This is bullshit! The smoking baby is leaving? Who the hell am I going to make fun of about the Bears? (BTW...I hadn't been up close and personal to Soldier Field until this weekend...the "spaceship" is perhaps the dumbest rennovation I've ever seen on a stadium...ever!) You better PM me your email address dick. ;)

    Besides...I always thought DS was your "assistant"?
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Heisenberg wrote:
    This is bullshit! The smoking baby is leaving? Who the hell am I going to make fun of about the Bears? (BTW...I hadn't been up close and personal to Soldier Field until this weekend...the "spaceship" is perhaps the dumbest rennovation I've ever seen on a stadium...ever!) You better PM me your email address dick. ;)

    Besides...I always thought DS was your "assistant"?

    my email? who emails anymore. :lol:

    you have my number...
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    ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    going to miss your posts... :(
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    yes?
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