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  • LosientoLosiento Posts: 282
    81 wrote:
    Losiento wrote:
    Losiento wrote:
    I am pretty sure he said he would hire me. I make great coffee.
    Wait. Things may have changed that was only a few days ago.

    wait..have i seen your resume....and are you....
    Insane? Why yes.

    :lol:

    I was going to say something terrible naughty about an office chair that may cinch the job for me. I guess that has to happen at the interview.
  • LosientoLosiento Posts: 282
    I am offering a pole dance to Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar On Me, everytime I make you coffee, too!
  • JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    I've never really interacted with you, but I will miss your humor and the smoking baby.

    I don't make coffee for anyone but myself so I won't be applying 8-)
    R.i.p. Rigoberto Alpizar.
    R.i.p. My Dad - May 28, 2007
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  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    stay
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Losiento wrote:
    I am offering a pole dance to Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar On Me, everytime I make you coffee, too!

    pending boob approval... the job is yours.
    81 is now off the air

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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Snakeduck wrote:
    mysticweed wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    I certainly won't miss that terrifying pic in his signature... Gives me nightmares.

    oh and here you are now

    i adore billy the kid
    wtf?

    You have clearly never been almost killed by a goat...

    touche' idc
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I would think 81 would hire someone that won't be leaving soon as well...I dunno.

    ?

    yeah but i am old now
    i would be leaving tour or no
    lottery or no
    i am fortunate they are touring just in time
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mysticweed wrote:
    touche' idc

    you realize snakeduck is that acid miner formerly known as.....shit...what was his old name.
    81 is now off the air

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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    81 wrote:
    mysticweed wrote:
    touche' idc

    you realize snakeduck is that acid miner formerly known as.....shit...what was his old name.

    i know exactly who he is
    i have two of his books
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mysticweed wrote:
    81 wrote:
    mysticweed wrote:
    touche' idc

    you realize snakeduck is that acid miner formerly known as.....shit...what was his old name.

    i know exactly who he is
    i have two of his books

    oh well.....in that case...carry on
    81 is now off the air

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  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    81 wrote:
    lets stay on topic folks....81 had to get his own coffee today...and he is not pleased. he may or may not have slammed his office door.
    81 refers to himself in the third person. That's funny. Reminds me of Rickey Henderson.

    81 be 81
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,417
    81 wrote:
    mysticweed wrote:
    81 wrote:
    your first duty, refill my coffee mug with coffee....one cream. cream goes in first.


    exactly when are you leaving?

    next tuesday...i expire 7/23. not sure if it will be when the 23rd begins or ends.

    we shall find out.
    Others have still been able to post post-expiration, perhaps you can do the same for many next Tuesdays to come.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Poncier wrote:
    Others have still been able to post post-expiration, perhaps you can do the same for many next Tuesdays to come.

    last year i expired for a week and couldn't post.
    81 is now off the air

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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Last-12-Exit wrote:
    81 wrote:
    lets stay on topic folks....81 had to get his own coffee today...and he is not pleased. he may or may not have slammed his office door.
    81 refers to himself in the third person. That's funny. Reminds me of Rickey Henderson.

    81 be 81

    :mrgreen:
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Poncier wrote:
    Others have still been able to post post-expiration, perhaps you can do the same for many next Tuesdays to come.


    I have a feeling Kat/Sea are watching this thread and squealing with delight as they plot their plan against 81...

    "shall we end his posting privileges early? Say, at a random time?"
    "ooohhh! yes! right in the middle of when he is posting...'You must be a paying member to post to the forum'"
    ***laughter***
    "Which is his favorite thread....let's do it when he's posting in there!"
    ***more squeals of laughter***
    Tim B walks in "What are you laughing about? Get back to work!"
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,417
    81 wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    Others have still been able to post post-expiration, perhaps you can do the same for many next Tuesdays to come.

    last year i expired for a week and couldn't post.
    Are you sure you weren't suspended? :mrgreen:
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    Others have still been able to post post-expiration, perhaps you can do the same for many next Tuesdays to come.


    I have a feeling Kat/Sea are watching this thread and squealing with delight as they plot their plan against 81...

    "shall we end his posting privileges early? Say, at a random time?"
    "ooohhh! yes! right in the middle of when he is posting...'You must be a paying member to post to the forum'"
    ***laughter***
    "Which is his favorite thread....let's do it when he's posting in there!"
    ***more squeals of laughter***
    Tim B walks in "What are you laughing about? Get back to work!"

    i'm sure they will have a little party..and tim will shed a tear at the lost revenue.
    81 is now off the air

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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Poncier wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    Others have still been able to post post-expiration, perhaps you can do the same for many next Tuesdays to come.

    last year i expired for a week and couldn't post.
    Are you sure you weren't suspended? :mrgreen:

    it's been known to happen.... i just can't seem to follow the unpublished rules.
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:

    i'm sure they will have a little party..and tim will shed a tear at the lost revenue.

    Kat/Sea? Shall I send over some treats from Bakery Nouveau or Cupcake Royale? :mrgreen:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    coffee....where is my damn coffee
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    coffee....where is my damn coffee

    you never hired anybody... :roll:

    get your own damn coffee!
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    81 wrote:
    coffee....where is my damn coffee

    you never hired anybody... :roll:

    get your own damn coffee!


    i offered the job to the pole dancing girl a few pages back
    81 is now off the air

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  • amethgr8amethgr8 Posts: 766
    really after a show like that you deserve much java.

    amy
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    81 wrote:
    coffee....where is my damn coffee

    you never hired anybody... :roll:

    get your own damn coffee!


    i offered the job to the pole dancing girl a few pages back

    :nono:

    you said the job was offered based on boob quality... viewtopic.php?f=14&t=212236&start=30#p5141430 ...not pole dancing qualities.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    :nono:

    you said the job was offered based on boob quality... http://community.pearljam.com/viewtopic ... 0#p5141430 ...not pole dancing qualities.

    you weren't there for the one on one in person interview.
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    :nono:

    you said the job was offered based on boob quality... viewtopic.php?f=14&t=212236&start=30#p5141430 ...not pole dancing qualities.

    you weren't there for the one on one in person interview.

    it's okay, I already know I have nicer boobs... :lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    81 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    :nono:

    you said the job was offered based on boob quality... http://community.pearljam.com/viewtopic ... 0#p5141430 ...not pole dancing qualities.

    you weren't there for the one on one in person interview.

    it's okay, I already know I have nicer boobs... :lol:

    [insert inapporpirate comment here]
    81 is now off the air

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  • amethgr8amethgr8 Posts: 766
    not what you got, but how you use it. eh!?
    lol
    you gotta get gritty before you go...

    amy
    Amy The Great #74594
    New Orleans LA 7/4/95 reschedule 9/17/95
    Chicago IL 1998, 10/9/00, 06/18/03, 05/16/06, 05/17/06
    08/23/09, 08/24/09, Lolla 08/05/07
    Champaign IL 4/23/03
    Grand Rapids MI VFC 10/03/04
    Grand Rapids MI 19May06
    Noblesville IN 05/07/10 Cleveland OH 05/09/10
    PJ 20 2011
    Baltimore MD, Charlottesville VA, Seattle WA 2013
    St. Louis MO, Milwaukee WI 2014
    Tampa FL, Chicago IL, Lexington KY 2016
    Missoula MT 2018
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:

    [insert inapporpirate comment here]

    :corn:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • amethgr8amethgr8 Posts: 766
    certainly he wants to out with a "bang"

    lol :mrgreen:
    Amy The Great #74594
    New Orleans LA 7/4/95 reschedule 9/17/95
    Chicago IL 1998, 10/9/00, 06/18/03, 05/16/06, 05/17/06
    08/23/09, 08/24/09, Lolla 08/05/07
    Champaign IL 4/23/03
    Grand Rapids MI VFC 10/03/04
    Grand Rapids MI 19May06
    Noblesville IN 05/07/10 Cleveland OH 05/09/10
    PJ 20 2011
    Baltimore MD, Charlottesville VA, Seattle WA 2013
    St. Louis MO, Milwaukee WI 2014
    Tampa FL, Chicago IL, Lexington KY 2016
    Missoula MT 2018
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